Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1745

07068-complementary

Eldest brother: "I learned the language of spirit beasts well."

Me: "This does not require professional knowledge of spirit beast language, ordinary foreign language interpretation is enough. Xiaopang has been in the mortal world, is very familiar with human language, and can understand common human conversations, and when speaking bird language, he also tends to human beings." The direction of the language depends."

Fatty nodded: "Chirp."

Big Brother: "Little Fatty, are you willing to stay by my side temporarily?"

Xiaopang continued to nod, with a cheerful voice, and besides agreeing, he also expressed 'I want something delicious'.

The elder brother's sight didn't fall on Xiaopang, but the spiritual power surrounding the elder brother would transmit all the movement of Xiaopang to the elder brother, knowing more details than directly seeing.

I chatted with Xiaopang why it flew towards me.

Xiaopang said that it didn't do it on purpose, it was chased by crows, it flew around in a daze, and it didn't know what it hit when it was exhausted.

Xiaopang: "If I hurt you, I apologize to you."

Me: "It doesn't hurt. But when I met you, I didn't see you chasing a crow behind you."

Xiaopang was embarrassed: "Maybe the crow didn't bother to chase me halfway, but I was too scared to go back and confirm."

The big brother listened to me chatting with Xiaopang while working.The steward who came to him to talk about things saw the little chubby on his shoulder, and expressed his disapproval again: "I said you are not suitable for raising cute animals. Why did you borrow the second son's new pet to play with? And let the second son play with you? "

Me: "Why are you so sure that big brother is not suitable for raising cute animals? I think it's a good match. Conspirator and silly white sweet, cold-blooded villain and warm-hearted cutie, how complementary."

The steward looked at me for a few seconds and asked, "Silly white sweet and heart-warming cutie...referring to this bird?"

……if not?

Steward: "If you think it's okay, then go for it. If it doesn't work, you can ask for help."

...You management people, you can think more simply when it comes to things other than work.The switch between unsheathing and sheathing should be smooth, and you should not be too sticky to one side, which is not conducive to expanding your thinking.

The elder brother had a happy expression and said to the steward: "After the opening of Junior Brother Pei's cat chain store, I will handle it with Wu Chen in the initial stage, and hand it over to Wu Chen after the situation stabilizes. That is to say, after opening the store, I will take care of it in the mortal world. Stay for a period of time, probably not more than a month, during that period, you should try your best to handle the work of Yunxia Sect by yourself, and just send me the results. I will send you the specific arrangements later."

07069-Tough

The steward: "Oh, good." After finishing speaking, the steward remembered and looked at me, "Why did you change your mind?"

...Although I did change my mind, it seems that I didn't tell the elder brother clearly that I changed?

Xiao Sui: "Mind reading. It's a regular skill."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Your expressions, the fluctuations in your spiritual power, the act of entrusting Xiaopang to him for long-term care, and defending his right to cooperate with Meng, have expressed the meaning very well, that is, you have formed a 'tell'. Although he doesn't speak human language, the senior brother has already understood human language. It's as easy as listening to bird language."

I think you're scolding me?

Pei Kong: "Because Pei Jianzhuo compared you to Xiaopang, implying that you are just a bird in Jiang Wei's heart?"

I:"……"

Pei Kong: "Speaking rationally, 'bird' is a kind of creature. It is definitely not the fault of the bird that you humans insist on giving this word and other words that refer to biological species a curse."

Pei Jianzhuo: "It's not the fault of the inexperienced Lingbao who used the original meaning of the word."

I am connected with your thinking, as far as I am involved in the world, you are also involved in the world.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Aren't you still a baby?"

Pei Bing: "You can pretend to be a baby on the outside while experiencing vicissitudes inside."

Pei Jianzhuo: "You can also force your worries while being a baby in your heart. Realistically speaking, it is very difficult for an old man to pretend to be tender and a real tender melon to pretend to be old. Some essential things are difficult to hide or change. At most you can use your A certain trait is used as skin to cover other traits, but the premise is that you must have that trait that is enough to make skin, and you can't create something out of nothing."

Pei Kong: "For example, Jiang Weixiao is very difficult to pretend to be innocent. Even if he is thrown into a place where no one knows him, after communicating with him a little, others will be vigilant or admire his shrewdness instead of treating him as doll care."

You still have to throw it in that kind of place before you can witness it.If there is no interest in the place that the big brother is interested in, the big brother may also drift away from the world with a vacation mood. Of course, he will still not be like a child, but there will probably be a "transparent and flawless sense of seeing through the world"?

Pei Jianzhuo: "It's possible to get rid of that 'flawless'."

Prejudice is too serious.It is really difficult for the big brother to break the stereotype of the public.

Pei Jianzhuo: "It's okay, everyone has their own difficulties. It's hard for Jiang Weixiao to make people think he's harmless, and it's hard for you to make people think you're not bad; Establish a cooperative relationship with the person you like, and you also enjoy that others are used to your young master's fickleness, which is convenient for you to play willfully."

Pei Jianzhuo: "The inherent impression you have formed in the minds of outsiders is actually the most comfortable way of life for a long time. If you want to break the comfort, it will naturally be more difficult."

07070-Translator

Fatty has adapted well to being the big brother's pet bird.To be precise, it doesn't care about being a pet at all, it just likes to have someone who will feed it and can follow it all the time.

I equipped Xiaopang with a translator to make it easier for him to communicate with people who are too lazy to understand bird language before he can speak human language. However, it still communicates with me the most, occasionally face-to-face, and mostly through communicators.

Fatty: "Actually, I've wanted to be a pet for a long time, but ordinary people like to keep birds in cages and let it go. The key is that some of them even cut the wings of birds. I'm not willing to accept it."

Spot: "Be content, pet cats will still be neutered."

TangGao: "Do you fly with your wings?"

Fatty: "Although I can fly without wings, it's like I can escape from prison even if I'm locked in a cage, but it's better not to. In fact, I can't fly if I don't close the cage or cut my wings. Far away, humans can discuss with me, don't use violence as soon as you come."

Fatty: "Can I bring this translator to the mortal world in the future?"

Me: "It's okay, but if you make a large voice through the translator, you will be recognized as a spirit beast. Then those who want to raise spirit beasts will use methods against spirit beasts to deal with you, such as killing you Put it in a cage that you can't open; but those who only want to raise mortal beasts will think that the spirit beasts that come to eat and drink are similar to human liars."

Me: "In the eyes of some mortals, the IQ of spirit beasts is the same as that of humans, so spirit beasts become humans in animal skins in the hearts of these mortals. Humans go to another human's house to eat and drink, even if this human It looks good, and it is impossible to get the long-term patience of another human being, it can only be endured for a few days at most."

Mao Qiu: "You can speak the human language and want to live in the mortal world. You should cooperate with a low-level sect, or go to the streets alone."

Fatty: "That's work. I think I can only eat and not work."

Me: "Or you can mix it with Ruan Mitong and try?"

Xiaopang shook his head again and again.Because his body was too fat, he shook his head so violently that he almost spun himself off the senior brother's shoulder.The big brother touched Xiaopang with his fingers, and Xiaopang managed to stabilize his body. He thanked the big brother, and then explained to me: "Ruan Mitong's cute work is hard work. They have to go to class, practice, and take exams." , and even make up exams.”

Me: "No matter what field you are in, you have to work hard if you want to get into the top."

Fatty: "No, don't. I'm such a little bit big, I only eat a little to be full, I don't buy luxury goods, and I don't need to earn a lot. It's pretty good now."

07071-One trick fresh

The senior brother floated a handful of millet in front of Xiaopang, and Xiaopang happily pecked at the rice grains in the air.

Encouragement and jealousy: "Jiang Weixiao is very good at taking care of small animals. It's very comfortable to stay by his side."

I told the elder brother: "Counsel to say that it wants to stay by your side."

Eldest brother: "Do you want to entrust your love to me for long-term care?"

Me: "I'm okay. The only cat I can't let go is the fur ball. I can send other cats as long as they want to leave and as long as the new living place they choose is willing to accept them, and I will also give them parting treats."

Big brother: "Ask for me, will it hinder me from doing things? Can it keep up with me when I run around? Can it take care of itself when I'm too busy to forget about it?"

Counseled and wronged: "If you don't raise it, don't raise it. I know I'm useless."

I relayed the cowardly answer, and then said to the big brother: "You can't have such high demands on pets, this is not keeping a fighting partner. Since you are about to become the manager of a cat chain store, you have to understand the psychology of people who keep pets."

Big brother: "I understand. When I need to make money from these people, I will coax them to be comfortable and happy. I have already tested enough cat data on the counselor, so the value of the counselor to me has already Use it up, I don't need it anymore."

Rhubarb: "What a scumbag."

It has always been like this.

Sugar cake: "When you love, you think you are the most brilliant gem. When you don't love, you feel like you are a broken tile in the mud. As long as you are a pet, how you live will always depend on the mood of the owner. , Gentleness, cruelty, and indifference, you may be able to switch between them in a day."

Blob: "It's at stake."

Counseling sniffed and continued to play with its exclusive robot.

Spot: "Actually, you are as fickle as Jiang Weixiao. Don't look at the appearance of being hurt by Jiang Weixiao, think about it's teary appearance when it is usually frightened by the sound of the horn, and you will know that Jiang Weixiao is the same. Counseling’s lethality is just the sound of a horn. Counseling crying is normal, just like a normal cat licking its fur. You don’t need to over-understand it. It is not worthy of sympathy at all. There used to be children who were too sympathetic to Counseling, and ended up being taken over by Counseling If you get cheap and then ruthlessly abandon it, then you will be heartbroken if you cry."

Rhubarb: "Counsel is the kind of villain that often appears in stories, the kind called Bailianhua or Xiaobaihua. There is nothing but crying."

Spot: "Crying fools is fine too."

Fuqiu: "Then why do you get so close to it? Are you willing to be a fool in order to repay the kindness of saving your life?"

Spot: "Of course not, we are the trustees of its deception."

Counseling: "How can there be such a supporter?"

Tang Gao: "Because your cheating this time may affect our benefactor."

Speckle: "We don't need you to act anymore, there are already people who don't cheat but are willing to pay for it."