Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1756

07112 - cat guardian

"It's not going to yell anyway, and it's not going to touch the cat after it shows repulsion. It's embarrassing to be banned from the ball lock, and it will have extended effects."

"For example, the blind date thinks that you will abuse small animals, and then thinks that you will abuse children, and furthermore, domestic violence, so the blind date fails. And when you are looking for a job, the boss may think that you are a grumpy person and not easy to get along with the team. Get along well, so we will eliminate you."

"Besides, it's not easy to hide the list banned by the ball lock. Even though Pei Shao didn't make it public directly, many people who pay attention to the ball lock have sorted it out by themselves. The movement of security robots throwing people is still relatively large, and they will be caught every time. Many people saw, took photos, and recorded videos.”

"In the beginning, the list was only circulated in cat circles and pet circles. Later, it spread to dating agencies. Later, many company personnel also inquired about it. The scope of circulation became wider and wider. Now basically, people who want it are listed in large forums. You can find it by flipping.”

"Is this considered cyberbullying?"

"It doesn't count? It doesn't matter about them. There are still many companies that recruit people and don't look at these things. Only those who care will pay attention. For example, when a pet store recruits employees, it's troublesome to hire someone who doesn't get along well with pets, isn't it? Is it normal for people with this need to care about and check in advance?"

"If only it were so easy to look up the names of the people who committed all kinds of crimes."

"It's not difficult to check at first. If a crime is committed, it will be recorded in the file. The company's personnel will naturally know, and there is no need to search the forum."

"Going to the forums related to the entertainment industry, every type of bad behavior has compiled a list of celebrities and celebrity fans who have committed such crimes, and the list is often updated. This is a routine operation of the fan circle. After all, Shao Pei is a top class, It’s not surprising to have this kind of treatment.”

"The ones listed on the list are not Young Master Pei, nor are they his fans."

"It's equivalent to his black, it's the same. Hei Pei Shao's cat is also equal to Hei Pei Shao."

"Who insulted Shao Pei's cat? The one being bullied is a wild cat..."

"The cats belong to Young Master Pei. Young Master Pei is the guardian of cats all over the world. Young Master Pei is also known as the Master Cat, also known as the God of Cats. Both cats and cat owners must worship Young Master Pei."

"……Ah."

07113 - Additional attributes

After some sincere persuasion from me, more and more people transferred to me the fees for raising cats.The postscript from the money transferer is: I hope Maomao God can build more ball lock cat cafes for cats who are willing to work.

Don't make trouble with you, now other animal protection organizations have already had a lot of opinions on me. If I continue to keep cats in enclosures, it is not good for cats.Do you know that when wild cats and wild dogs conflict in some places, the wild dogs will say to the wild cats: "You have ball locks, we have nothing, and it is absolutely impossible to give up this territory to you."

Look at how unfavorable this is to the survival of the wild cats who don't want to lock in the goal, even the quarrel is short of breath.

There are also some cats that have been blacklisted by the ball lock will ambush the ball lock employee cats who occasionally go out for a walk.

So this is a very complicated job, and the site cannot be expanded casually.If I hadn't invited many wild cats to be demonstrators when the ball lock was still a product store, let them get familiar with the ball lock products first, and when the ball lock became a cat cafe, it would not be so smooth and there would be enough cat staff.

I can only continue to persuade: "Don't be so happy when you transfer money to me. It's one thing to do what you want me to do, but another thing to do what I actually do. If I don't actually do something after receiving the money, you miss me. I did it, do you still expect me to return the money to you? There are so many transactions, and the amount of each transaction is so small, I am too lazy to operate."

"You don't need to refund, Maomao God, you just treat these as rewards. We think the daily fee of the ball lock is too low, and we are willing to pay more."

"Yes, there are very few cat cafes that can keep cats so healthy and peaceful. Many cat cafes are okay at the beginning, but after a long time of opening, the condition of the cats and the environment in the store have declined visibly. Abusing cats, you don’t have to worry about such things in the ball lock, we have a lot of fun in the ball lock and feel at ease.”

"It's normal to give rewards to things that make you happy. Mao Shao, you also said that the amount of each money is very small, just to express your happiness."

"It's just an extra meal for the cat."

"Of course, we would be happier if there were more ball locks. Nowadays, during the daytime games, especially during holidays, we often have to make an appointment to get a number, which is a bit in short supply."

"It's okay. There are more empty numbers on weekdays. Sometimes you can go to the ball lock without making an appointment. After all, cat cafes are still a small place. Although there are many people who like cats, they stay with cats. They don’t want to spend money.”

"It's also very comfortable to do writing work in the ball lock. Although the price is higher than that of study rooms and cafes if you stay for a whole day, the plush can bring inspiration."

"It's just that if you stay for a long time, you will want to sleep with the fluffy ones. The temperature inside the ball lock is adjusted to a very suitable temperature for the cat's comfort."

"It works wonders to cure insomnia."

"Can it really cure insomnia?"

"Personal experience."

07-Can't understand

Hey, don't add attributes to my store, this will lead people who are not interested in the ball lock into the ball lock, causing the ball lock to be crowded, making customers who really like cats queue for a long time to get their turn, and ruining their love for the ball lock lock interest.When those extra temporary customers satisfy their curiosity and stop going to the ball lock, it will be difficult for the real customers of the ball lock to regain their normal interest in the ball lock in the short term, which will lead to the desertion of the ball lock and the reduction of the profit of the cat employees .

"We are not temporary guests on a whim. Insomnia is a long-term problem. There is no special effect plan, and it can only be rectified gradually. If the ball lock can really cure our insomnia, we will definitely be more affectionate than those who can only fluff their hair."

"You dare to call yourself a long-term lover even if you can't even lick your hair? If you use such a cute cat as a tool or medicine, the cat will feel your indifference and won't talk to you."

"Don't cats like to talk to you who are suspected of balding their hair? Hair loss and hair loss are also very serious problems, you know? Oh, yes, if the problem of insomnia is solved, most of the problem of hair loss will also be solved. Sleep Well, no hair loss, really, this is also a personal experience."

Don't describe a cat cafe as a panacea, okay?Some people are saying that I am a cult.

I think my status as the leader of a cult that has been stamped many times is completely a scapegoat. I am not evil. I also fight against cults. The concept of evil gods will not come true.

Under the guidance of deliberate publicity, the baby bottles of the ball series were indeed favored by the demons, but the demons were afraid of my ability to collect information and did not dare to transfer money to me directly. Don't dare to use it, instead of buying, cheating, robbing, or stealing second-hand ones.

During the process, the demons were tricked into buying a lot of fake products, but one after another, it seemed that most of the demons who were about to draw the summoning array got the real ball series milk bottles, and then they encountered a problem: they dare not bind.

So make a transformation.After a lot of damage and stumbles, after my ball lock cat coffee has been opened very stable, they finally tossed and equipped the equipment.

When I reminded the buyers of the ball series products about the privacy issues, I made it very clear: the product usage data will be passed on to me.It also specifically emphasized that "data will be transmitted regardless of whether it is bound or not".

While the demons are too scared to transfer money to me, they are confident that they can use their half-baked refining technology to erase the information transmission function that I branded in the ball series products.

This is the basic function. After erasing, unless it is refined again, the product will be useless and useless.

I said to the elder brother and Gou Kai: "I really can't understand the brain circuit of the demon."

Big brother: "This is a good thing."

07115 - no suspense

Gou Kai: "I don't know what those demons were thinking, but I saw that when the ball lock was opened in full swing, the crime depth of the demons dropped greatly, and their attention was completely focused on getting the milk bottle— —The key item we chose is so good, saying it is like mocking the childishness of demons."

Gou Kai: "Serious people will transfer the money directly to you, Shao Pei, if they want the ball series. You have enough supply this time, and you can buy all the ones you paid for. You don't have to look for the black market like you used to when you bought Tongmingguo, so those who go For detours, one counts as one, and all of them are dealt with as suspects first, and they are almost killed right away. Locking them up saves us a lot of trouble."

There are more trouble-free.Because there are too many wild cats coming to the ball lock to investigate the situation, although few of them are willing to stay and work for a long time, there are many wild cats who want to rub the ball lock for housing and food, so many cats made a deal with me: exchange information for food, cure Injury, delivery, drying hair, etc.

The activities of creatures like wild cats are all over the corners, and they like to drill wherever it is dark and hidden. It just so happens that when the demon chooses to summon the evil god to paint the venue, he also likes that kind of place.

So I spread the summoning formation map among the wild cats, and there were countless wild cats who tipped me off for food and shelter.

I must now be more aware of what the global demons have done to summon the evil gods than the demons themselves.

I sorted out all the information and sent it to the Special Affairs Department, and asked friendlyly: "Do you need monk support?"

Gou Kai replied to me on behalf of the Special Affairs Department: "In my opinion, there is no need."

Although the mortal employees of the Special Affairs Department have no spiritual power, they are well equipped, so as long as they figure out the detailed movements of the demons, there is no suspense in the rest of the arrest work.

In fact, it is very clear to put the demon case into the Special Affairs Department, which is partial to civilian use, instead of the military organization that specializes in dealing with spiritual power battles.If there is an armed conflict between the mortal world and a cultivation sect, even if it is a fight with a low-level sect, as long as it is at the sect level, including the Loose Cultivation Alliance, it will be the military in charge; The behavior of not getting up is under the control of the Special Affairs Department.

Of course, in the contemporary era of peace between the two worlds, the cultivation world has not clashed with the mortal world in the name of sects for a long time. Even if a group of disciples from certain sects suddenly go to the mortal world to cause trouble, they can go to the Special Affairs Office to report to the mortal world where these disciples are located. The sect files a lawsuit, the sect arrests its disciples and punishes them heavily, and these disciples apologize to the victims in the mortal world and pay compensation. This process is resolved.It is still an individual behavior, and can be resolved according to written rules, without strong deterrence of force.