Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1761



Chapter 1761

07132-Meat

Fuqiu: "Maybe this is similar to how humans feel when they see dolls made of human corpses? It's more terrifying than Elder Bai Qing's dollhouse."

In fact, there is no need to replace the dolls with human corpses. I also feel a little eerie when I see the corpse dolls of cats and mice. Obviously, I made them.Even though I seem to have fully accepted the use of animal and plant corpses for refining, I still feel that it is not appropriate to collect corpses and use corpses as ornamental objects.

Da Huang: "So you refine Tang Gao's corpse into something else, something that has nothing to do with cat supplies."

Blob: "Or bury it under a plant pile and let the plant eat the candy."

Erhei: "Bury Xiaoxi as well. Although it was always in a low status when it was alive, it has been with us for many years."

Dahei: "However, if this little puppet can move, I can continue to hit it freely, and it won't feel scary."

Sanhei: "It's normal for us to eat rat corpses, how could we be afraid of rat corpses?"

Spot: "Actually, there are cannibalism between wild cats."

Rhubarb: "That's right. Think about it. If TangGao died when we were starving and cold, it would definitely let us eat its corpse. Anyway, if you were hungry when I died, I would definitely be willing to be eaten by you. How to say Also meat."

Xiao Ke: "That's right. It's all just meat."

Fuqiu: "Eating the meat may not feel the same as putting the meat on display?"

Blob: "It's a waste to just look at it."

Rhubarb: "Yes, what makes us uncomfortable is waste, and waste is terrible."

Erhei: "It's very, very scary."

Pei Bing: "In Suisui Space, Erhei is the only one whose gender is female. Is it too lonely? Shall we find some more female animals to accompany Erhei?"

What do you say when the cats are chatting?And what does gender matter?Anyway, all the animals in this space have no intention of getting married.

Pei Kong: "If there is, it would be too confusing. Cats are not popular with monogamy, and they don't mind being surrounded by other cats or people watching their private actions in the human sense."

If they don't mind, then it's just a matter of having kittens.

Erhei: "It's not allowed to have cubs with close relatives. The spots and rhubarb are too old. The fur ball and the big shell don't like me. So, my child's father is not here."

07133 - Fertility

Ball Lock has so many cat employees, you can pick whatever you want.Speaking of which, I am the king of the ball lock, and if you live in my space for a long time, you can be regarded as my adopted daughter, the registered princess of the ball lock.Is it difficult for the princess to choose an employee to be her son-in-law?The chosen son-in-law can also enter the Xiaosui space, that is, enter the palace, which should be regarded as a very face-saving thing, right?

This consort status does not restrict consorts from going out to make contributions. On the contrary, it can also provide some priority channels for consorts. I think most cat employees should at least not reject them.

Erhei: "It's not a son-in-law, it's a face-to-face, and it's temporary."

It may be worth sifting through children's books.Even if according to the lifespan of a mortal cat, Dahei Erhei and Sanhei have already grown up, but because they live in the world of cultivation and have learned to cultivate since childhood, even if they don't learn very well, they are still under the influence of their ears and eyes. On the one hand, the characteristics of monks still appear, for example, the mental age lags behind the actual age by a large margin.

Pei Jianzhuo: "However, is it related to not talking about sex when you are young? Sex is a physiological issue. It can be discussed and practiced when the body is mature. The key sign to judge whether a creature is physiologically mature is: whether it can breed healthy Son. Erhei fully meets the conditions."

Erhei: "Yes. I have already prepared to be a cat mother. I am mentally and physically ready."

However, under the contemporary technology of the cultivation world and the mortal world, whether to have sex has nothing to do with whether you are pregnant or not.

My cat residents, if you are not interested in finding a bed partner for the time being, are you interested in getting pregnant?This proposal is not limited to Erhei, male cats can also conceive.

This technology in the mortal world is very mature for humans, but for animals, it is more commonly used in endangered species. It seems that it is basically unheard of to use it on domestic cats, but the technology is similar, and I am familiar with it. As for the theory of technology, I am also familiar with cats, so I think I can try it.

This technology requires an additional procedure of making 'eggs' or 'nursery bags' and 'artificial uterus' on male cats, which is more complicated than that of female cats, so in order to minimize the possibility of failure, it is best for me to do it on Erhei first. Try it, practice it, and then use it on Dahei Sanhei.

Spots and rhubarb are older, and their body loss is more when they are young, which is not conducive to breeding healthy kittens, so it is not recommended to try.

07134-soft cute

The speckled hair exploded: "I didn't want to be pregnant. Don't say it in a regretful tone."

Rhubarb: "Yes, yes, yes, I don't want to be pregnant, I don't want to be pregnant."

Dahei: "I want to try."

Sanhei: "I want to too."

Erhei: "I'll come first. I'll be first. I want to play with kittens."

Sophomore and Sanhei, after all, are cats who entered the world of comprehension when they were unconscious cubs. Many of their ideas have a monk-like tolerance, and they are very accepting of strange things.There is not much thinking subversion involved, because many of their thinking are not stereotyped.

Pei Kong: "When you have a baby, you have to take care of it, not play it as a toy."

Erhei: "Doesn't the care depend on the robots and you?"

They also have a lot of ideas with a monkish irresponsibility.He doesn't care about raising students, doesn't care about killing people, and he is best at making messes for monks who practice management.

Xiao Sui: "It's not difficult to raise a group of cats, but that will make the species in my space too single, and I need to add other species of animals."

Xiao Sui: "Fish doesn't count, it's rations. I don't want mice either, they can't beat cats."

Xiao Sui looked at the big tree that he often picked as a tool to beat him up, and said, "Let's raise a huge bird. The kind of big bird that can fly over and catch three cats with one paw."

Fuqiu: "I also have big wings, I can fly very fast, and I can sweep down a forest with one paw."

Xiao Sui: "You can't sweep one piece down."

Fuqiu: "Not here, but in the woods of the mortal world."

Panda Xiao Roll climbed to a high place of a big tree, faced Jin Dan's projection, sat on a branch, and let out a long sigh.

Xiao Sui glanced at it, and let a ball-series feeding bottle full of milk—the one that tricked the demon into buying a lot—fall onto Xiao Gun's paw.

Pei Kong: "Shouldn't you be serving tea? When you're depressed, it's still bottled with milk. The atmosphere isn't right."

Xiao Sui: "What kind of tea do you guys drink? It's not good for sleep. Besides, holding a teacup on a tree is easy to tip over and fall."

Xiao Gun held the bottle and sucked it slowly. While sucking, he continued to look at the golden elixir projection with soft light, with a melancholy expression still in his expression.

——It can eat and sleep better than a cat, and it basically doesn't exercise because it is a spiritual beast with natural cultivation. Why is it depressed?

But Xiao Gun really perfectly fits my impression of pandas in my previous life: naive, a little self-willed, doesn't take human gaze seriously, and can act like a baby.It is completely different from most of the ferocious spirit beast pandas in the cultivation world of the main world. I am so well raised, and Ruan Mitong's pseudo-panda reunion senior will definitely be happy.Xiao Gun isn't pretending to be soft and cute, he's really naive.

07135-On Tao

Pei Kong: "Creatures that have been in contact with you a lot tend to lose their IQ. If they are stupid, they will be dumbfounded, and then they can be interpreted as cute."

The spirit beast Xiaogun can do whatever he wants, anyway, the natural cultivation base of the spirit beast is rewarded by God, so let’s be lazy if you are usually lazy, but if an ordinary beast wants to live longer, it must work as hard as a mortal who wants to become a monk, and must also face hard work. The reality is that the results are limited.

Following in TangGao's footsteps, Spot and Rhubarb approached death one after another.On the other hand, my birth test on the second and third blacks went very well, and three more kittens were born in the small space.

Erhei, who gave birth to the most kittens, was puzzled: "Why did each of them have only one cat? I saw in the video that cats can have many cats in one litter."

Because it is the healthiest to concentrate all the nutrients to give birth to a cat cub.The genes of weak animals will take into account the loss rate during natural reproduction, so there are often multiple babies, but my artificially intervened pregnancy is optimized at the initial stage, as long as the best one takes all the resources of the mother's body. They are all used to support the best one, and it is basically guaranteed that this one will not die young, so only one is needed.

Dahei: "Maybe it's because one is too small, I didn't feel anything when I was pregnant and gave birth. I want to have another one."

Keep your body in top condition.

Spot: "So it seems that it's not very strange for a male cat to give birth. If it's not that my physical condition is not good enough, I would like to try it."

Rhubarb: "I still don't want it. Although it's not a big burden, my activities will still be restricted when I'm pregnant."

Blob: "That can be an excuse to be lazy and not train."

Rhubarb: "Hmph, we have trained so hard, and we only live a few years longer than ordinary cats, not even ten years. Cats that are not trained can live so long. Too bad, if I knew it, I wouldn't train it. .”

Spot: "It's okay. After getting used to it, training is almost like playing. There are no enemies here. Besides eating and sleeping, there should be some activities every day. Too fat doesn't look good."

Rhubarb: "It looks good." Rhubarb is very worthy of its coat color, and its body is particularly stocky.It should have grown to its maximum weight under healthy conditions.

Xiao Sui: "Whoever keeps nagging and dislikes this, I will throw it out."

Da Huang Zhengse: "I'm not disgusted, I'm just discussing the value of training with my companions rationally. It's academic, it's discussion. There can't be only one voice in the space, there should be collisions of different ideas."

Pei Kong: "Oh, I really know how to raise, even cats can talk about it."

Xiao Sui: "When discussing the Tao, you must choose the expression that is pleasing to my ears. I don't care what I don't like. The object of the discussion needs to be chosen. Not everyone is suitable for discussing the Tao with me. When you beg to talk to me When talking about it, you have to make me happy first."

Rhubarb thought for a moment, rushed to Pei Jianzhuo and scratched Pei Jianzhuo wide openly - the daily training was still somewhat effective, although it didn't have the slightest actual power, but it was a bit airy, and it didn't hit him, so it was a bit interesting to watch.


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