Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1777



Chapter 1777

07192 - all inclusive

Me: "Although I feel that coming to the cafeteria now should promote my cultivation, but I'm not in a hurry, and I haven't found a clear route yet, so you don't need to take care of me too much. Take care of me, don't use me as a waiter and run errands It’s enough for a small worker. You don’t need to avoid me for rough work, although I don’t show it on the outside, I still have a lot of strength.”

Fu Xian gave me a lot of face. I have a share in chopping dumpling stuffing, kneading noodles, chopping chili sauce, etc. I do it all day long.

Me: "Cooking is a physical job."

Fu Xian: "Of course. How many senior chefs are not big-bodied? Do you think it's just the result of taking advantage of the location and eating well? These are all professional requirements."

Me: "But does the Yunxia Sect consume so much food every day? Although there are a large number of disciples in the Yunxia Sect who are not at the Jindan stage, many of them rely on bigu pills to survive, and the proportion of them coming to the cafeteria is not large? And it is impossible. Everyone eats the same food, right? The dumpling stuffing I chop up in a day can't be eaten in a day, right?"

Fu Xian: "It's impossible, but you can save it. The labor force of the private industry can be used vigorously, and your value will be squeezed out."

Me: "Oh, yes, the current head of your cafeteria is Senior Mu Chenzhuo in the Nascent Soul stage, and she has a storage artifact."

Fu Xian: "Yeah, Senior Sister Mu's spiritual storage tool is not as human as your storage spiritual treasure, but when it comes to storing food, it is absolutely professional. The food is stored in it for 80 years and then taken out. The aura does not dissipate at all. It's more solid and delicious."

It's really professional.If delicious food is put in a small bag, it may not be able to be taken out.It may enter Pei Bing's stomach, or it may be destroyed in a fight.

Xiao Sui has once again given up on Guan Zhongwei's little black room, and everyone has started free activities and complaints again.

Pei Bing: "If you put it in and tell me that you need to take it out completely, I can control myself not to eat it."

Pei Jianzhuo: "I can also control everyone not to break it."

Xiao Sui: "I can copy the delicacy, and then use the copy to study the optimization plan. After the plan is confirmed to be flawless, I can use it back on the delicacy itself. In this way, when the delicacy is taken out, it will also taste better. "

Pei Bing: "If Pei Lin is familiar enough with making delicacy, the follow-up research will be smoother, until it becomes inevitable to deepen the delicacy."

Xiao Sui: "Deliciousness is not my main function, but it can be one of my functions. I can have many functions, and each function can do everything that a certain magic weapon can do."

Xiao Sui: "I am an all-encompassing Lingbao. I am a big world, and I can divide many small worlds."

Yes, the casual male god is so amazing.

07193-can replace everything

Pei Kong looked at Xiao Sui for a while, looked at Pei Jianzhuo for a while, looked at Fuqiu for a while, then glanced at Pei Bing, and finally said slowly: "The trait of narcissism, the closer you are, the more favored you are." , the more you inherit?"

Pei Bing: "Have I been discriminated against again?"

Pei Kong: "You can also understand it as pity. Then, considering that I, a cripple, can be easily shot to death by you, so you can ignore my overwhelming pity, so nothing happened."

After the cafeteria guests got used to the rhythm of my part-time job in the cafeteria, they began to find work for me.

"I want to drink grape juice, can Young Master Pei squeeze grape juice tomorrow?"

"Is handmade soy milk okay? Is it possible to make soy milk with a sword?"

"Swords can be used for cutting and chopping, but you still need to use more professional tools for other things? For example, do you always use a spatula for cooking?"

"I've seen Jianxiu use a sword to stir-fry vegetables, turning them over without damaging them. It seems that this is not difficult for Jianxiu."

"Can a sword repairer's sword really replace all tools?"

I answered everyone while grinding the flour: "Under the condition of having no choice, sword cultivators can indeed use swords instead of all tools, including the juice extraction and cooking you mentioned, but in daily life, it is not necessary to have more suitable tools. No sword."

Me: "For example, making flour, the sword is fine, and the efficiency is very high after getting used to it, but I am also willing to try professional tools at the same time, so as to compare with the feeling when using a sword, and then optimize my method of making flour with a sword."

Me: "I want to be able to try all the professional tools and come up with the best alternative to the sword that suits me. Sword repair should be able to do everything with a sword, but this ability doesn't happen overnight or come naturally, it's It also needs to learn and optimize until it is no longer a second-best replacement, but can become the best after comparison.”

Me: "That is, I hope to achieve: the speed and quality of the flour I use to make flour with a sword is better than the effect I can make with a professional golden elixir level magic weapon."

"...Oh, come on, we absolutely support you. So, can we still order food now?"

Me: "Of course, you can order whatever you want. The cafeteria will arrange a suitable job for me after summarizing your needs, and I will always partially fulfill some of your needs."

"Grape juice, pear juice, orange juice, watermelon juice, bitter melon juice..."

"Using a sword to grind wheat into powder can be counted as 'cutting', but the workload is relatively large, but squeezing the juice...if you want to separate the dried fruit residue after the juice is out, it doesn't meet the basic function of the sword? Is the blade pressed? But the blade has a curvature, so it’s not easy to press it, right?”

07194 - nothing is there

Me: "It is not necessary to use the sword body to directly contact the ingredients, the sword wind can also be used. A centrifugal effect can shake out the juice in the pulp, and the rest is dried fruit residue."

"Oh, oh, yes, I'm thinking about it. We are monks. In addition to the sword body, we also have spiritual power. In addition to being a direct attack weapon, the sword can also be a guiding line for the direction of spiritual power."

"If spiritual power is included...it can indeed replace all tools, even swords. Spiritual power can be directly turned into blades, ground into powder and squeezed out for juice, and can also float in the air without using a pot. Stir fry."

Me: "That's right, so a high-level sword cultivator doesn't need a physical sword. The sword cultivator itself, the spiritual power of the sword cultivator, the spiritual consciousness of the sword cultivator, and other things can become swords."

"Then, at that time, what about the physical sword that accompanies the sword cultivator until he reaches a high cultivation level? Shouldn't he be gone?"

Me: "Then become a spiritual treasure, a family member and partner of the sword cultivator, a part of the sword cultivator's spiritual power circuit, an extension of the sword cultivator itself, not using it intentionally, but always using it."

Me: "Spiritual power can replace not only swords or other professional tools, it can also replace our entire physical body such as limbs, internal organs, five senses, etc. When spiritual power completely replaces the innate functions of our physical body, will our physical body not Is it worth it?"

Me: "It seems that the abandonment of the body during the stage of transformation into the gods implied this meaning, but thinking about it, why did the stage of transformation of the gods still shape the appearance of a human figure while abandoning the body? Could it be to integrate into society? But clearly the transformation of the gods The Mahayana stage has rarely appeared in public, and the exercises of the Huashen Mahayana stage no longer require a human-shaped meridian circuit, why don't these great powers directly use a spherical appearance like many spirits and monsters?"

Me: "Can we understand this as: while abandoning the innate physical body, Almighty internalizes the meaning of the physical body into the spiritual power, so that it is not bound by the inherent shape, but still has the shape? There is nothing. Use the sword without using the sword."

"...I want to eat jelly."

"I want to eat jelly. Can jelly be shaped as you like?"

Me: "Line up. Come here. I should cook most of the food at least once, and some food, such as sliced ​​meat, will be cooked every few days. You pay attention to the food of the day that is publicly released in the cafeteria every day, and you can always wait until I cook it. , what you like."

"Oh, well, we'll wait."

07195 - can't stop learning

"While waiting, can you stop talking about serious and academic topics? It will affect digestion. Shouldn't the mainstream posts in the cafeteria forum be what to eat today, what is delicious, what is bad, and what is too expensive...? The discussion sword is What is it? Can swords be eaten?"

Pei Bing: "Of course swords can be eaten. Lingbao and spiritual weapons are all delicious."

Pei Jianzhuo stretched out his arm in front of Pei Bing: "Can you please take a bite?"

Pei Bing pushed Pei Jianzhuo's arm back into Pei Jianzhuo's arms, and said, "I am a gourmet who can distinguish between inside and outside. I don't eat the same kind."

Maoqiu: "Do you want to use Jianzong as a dining table?"

Pei Bing: "I just said that swords are delicious, but they are delicious not because they are swords, but because they are spiritual treasures. I can give priority to eating safe spiritual treasures."

For example, the Pill Stove of Medicine Sect?

Pei Bing: "Secretly, without letting the Medicine Sect find out, is that okay?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "The Medicine Sect is rich and powerful. Because there are too many good things, sometimes the anti-theft is not perfect. You can pay attention to one thing but not the other. Unlike the swordsmen who have nothing to do, they just have a sword. Touch the sword, once the sword is shifted, we can find it immediately. We can find a disciple of the medicine sect who has a lot of spirit-level pill furnaces, and steal his idle while he is using a certain pill furnace to concentrate on alchemy. Pill Furnace, maybe ten days and a half months later he will find out, it's enough for us to destroy the clues."

Pei Jianzhuo: "It's possible."

Before taking action, we can also learn some professional skills from Jun Miaoliang.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Increase our skill beads. Even if we don't use them this time, they may be able to be strung together with other beads to achieve other more serious effects."

As long as you are conscious for a day, you can't stop learning for a day.

Compared with the disciples of Qi-practicing Foundation-Building Stage who only pay attention to food and don’t want to listen to my reasoning, Jindan Nascent Soul Stage disciples can talk with me while talking about food without any bluntness.

A Nascent Soul said: "I want all the meat that Pei Lin slices tomorrow. No need to process it, I want raw meat slices."

Another Nascent Soul Stage said, "Then I'll take all the flour that Pei Lin made today."

Jin Danqi: "Hey, you bought all the processed products of Senior Brother Pei, and the finished food provided by the cafeteria will not have the feeling of spiritual power of Senior Brother Pei at all."

Nascent Soul Stage: "Pei Lin will still have to cook after that. If you can't buy it at that time, you will be finished. I just want Pei Lin's primary processing of raw materials, those dishes with too many processes such as adding seasoning and heating, etc. Residual spiritual power is easy to mess up, I don't like it."


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