Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1784

07220-Silence is golden

After all, Pei Kong couldn't hold back the habit of complaining, and asked, "How many children do you plan to raise?"

Dad: "The more the better?"

Pei Kong choked.

I educated the residents in my space: "Isn't it very routine for Elder Pei to answer the conversation? You usually talk to each other like this, so why don't you just continue talking in the usual way now? Elder Pei has already spoken to Mao Qiu. He nodded his way of understanding, he will definitely not bully you directly, your bullying power is in my hands. Are you usually afraid of being bullied by me? I have always been the target of your complaints."

Pei Bing: "I was directly punished by Elder Pei."

I looked at my father: "Pei Bing's rebuttal is very realistic."

Dad: "When they rely on you to intersect with me, you must have the right to dispose of them; but when they confront me independently of you, they can't expect me to scold and not fight back."

Pei Kong: "Curse... fight back?"

Dad: "As a well-known swordsman, I'm not interested in verbal quarrels, and I don't like talking when I can do it."

Me: "Sure enough, silence is standard for male gods."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Are you Electra?"

Me: "I'm sure I don't want to have sex with Dad, but if it's just a spiritual relationship, can you try?"

Pei Kong: "How do you fall in love? Ask and answer questions?"

Dad: "It can all be included in the discussion."

Xiao Ke: "Why does Pei Lin often call his father 'Elder Pei'? Is it not easy to call Dad directly?"

Me: "Because it makes the elder look more serious and upright."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Then you can ask a lot of silly questions under the guise of seriousness."

Fuqiu: "Calling dad or dad will look like a spoiled child, and asking after acting like a spoiled child will look like spoiling, and then it will be easy to be beaten."

Me: "Father, since I was a child, I haven't been sloppy, have I? I have always maintained my image."

Dad: "Lying on the floor crying and rolling, howling 'I won't get up until you buy it for me'? No."

Pei Kong: "But I keep asking 'Can I have this?' 'How can I have it?' 'How can I meet the conditions for ownership as soon as possible?' 'Can I lower the standard?' 'Can I open the back door?' 'How can I have the back door? '...The energy of chasing and beating is no different from that of Sapo, except that all the energy of crying is used to speak."

Fellow Daoist Kong, you really deserve to have copied my memory bank.

07221 - Everything has a downside

Xiao Ke: "Elder Pei, does he feel a sense of distance when his son calls him an elder?"

Dad: "Any title can express any emotion. Let the word 'dad' reveal hatred, call 'enemy' out of lingering, there are countless examples. What name Pei Lin uses to call me is more of what he uses to remind me What tone is suitable for me, what I directly understand is the tone he finally chose, not the literal interpretation of the address."

Dad: "Now when I want to let me put aside the speaker's feelings and only understand the literal meaning when listening to someone speak, I still need to think about it. If I don't prepare in advance, it will be difficult to react in the first place."

Me: "After a male and female lover breaks up and each has a new lover, the woman will probably grit her teeth when she mentions 'ex-boyfriend', and when she mentions her current boyfriend's 'ex-girlfriend', she will be sour, defensive and want to provoke trouble; the man mentions 'ex-boyfriend'. "Ex-girlfriends" are often distracted, and when you mention your current girlfriend's "ex-boyfriends", you will be defensive, angry and possibly criminal."

Fuqiu: "Sexist."

Me: "Only by complete discrimination can we completely break away from it."

Dad: "To the extent of Long Jingxing?"

Me: "Discrimination is usually accompanied by prejudice and partiality. I think Uncle Long's aura of despising the world without distinction and making the world dislike him has surpassed the scope of discrimination and has become an alternative kind of fairness."

Me: "Uncle Long is really a good monk in terms of not being shaken by the outside world."

Dad: "In fact, Long Jingxing still has a lot of prejudices and stereotypes, but he is not stubborn. When the object of his stereotypes changes, he can easily accept and correct his impressions, and then form new stereotypes and stereotypes. bias."

Dad: "Anyway, everything must have shortcomings. Long Jingxing talks about those shortcomings, even if he seems mean, but he can't say he is wrong, especially he can admit the other party's strengths, but he is too lazy to say good things , I just want to scold, so I skipped the advantages when I mentioned it, it can only be said to be my personal style."

Me: "Uncle Long has acknowledged Senior Hua Xiao's demeanor."

Dad: "If Hua Xiao is still alive now, you can hear Long Jingxing mocking Hua Xiao even more. When Long Jingxing and I knew about Hua Xiao, Hua Xiao had already fallen into the bottleneck that led to his death." After that, all of Hua Xiao's attention was devoted to trying to get rid of the inner demons. He worked very hard, and we can see that his efforts have achieved results. Although he failed in the end, he can still say his life."

07222-General sensory

Dad: "In this matter, Hua Xiao's subjective efforts are nothing to be ridiculed. Every monk has encountered or will encounter the difficulties he faces. Any monk who is going through his own large-scale inner demon tribulation Looking back later, in addition to being gratified for my efforts, I also have to mention that I relied on a little luck."

Dad: "Flash of inspiration, epiphany, this kind of comprehension method that can't summarize the standardized process and clear path, although there are factors of accumulation in the early stage, but it can also be said to involve luck. Huaxiao just lacks a little bit of luck. "

Dad: "Which cultivator is not afraid that after he has done everything he can do, but because he lacks a little bit of luck, he will be unable to cross the finish line?"

Dad: "Luck is too vague, everyone points to God to reward, it's too fair, and it's too powerless, no one can laugh at anyone, and they will worry about themselves because they see fellow Taoists falling on luck. "

Dad: "The monks have worked hard all their lives, trying to transform all the ethereal powers into something that they can truly control, but even Mahayana monks can't transform all of them. We don't even think that even immortals can't, and even the world itself can't. "

Dad: "There will always be force majeure."

Dad: "The things Long Jingxing dislikes the most are guys who have power but don't use it well, and guys who don't have power but run around in fields that need power. As for those who try their best and do everything they can in their own field , but the result is bad, not only will he not say harsh words, but he can also say a few words of comfort that cannot be expressed properly."

Me: "It's rare to hear such comfort, does it mean that there are too few people in this world who conform to Master Long's aesthetics?"

Dad: "Well. If Hua Xiao survives the heart demon tribulation and enters the Nascent Soul stage, he will definitely relax a lot more than during the heart demon calamity. He will do a lot of trivial things that seem to be irresponsible, and he may even participate curiously. Some things he is not good at. Quanzong will let him play, it is strange that Long Jingxing can continue to recognize Huaxiao's demeanor."

Dad: "Especially Hua Xiao is a beast master. There is a huge difference between aesthetics and sword cultivators. Long Jingxing doesn't even like many sword cultivators. How can he still like the beast master style for a long time? He even has spirit beasts and spirit plants. can be confused."

Dad: "Long Jingxing's affection for Hua Xiao is only temporary under certain conditions, with too many filters. With Hua Xiao's death, this favor has been frozen and beautified, but it is very one-sided , and it doesn't reflect Hua Xiao's truth."

Me: "Your sense of Senior Hua is average?"

Dad: "When I first joined the Yunxia Sect, I didn't like everything. If I didn't resent the core figures who were loved by the entire Yunxia Sect, I would be sane. How could I like it? Hua Xiao In my impression, it’s just a dead, hard-working, unlucky colleague.”

07223-Looking at each other for the first time

Me: "Is there no such thing as 'good-looking'?"

Dad: "How beautiful can Jindanqi be? Of course his hard work has improved the quality of his beauty, but the black cloud of luck has reduced that quality. It's just average. Anyway, I don't think Hua Xiao's beauty can be crushed." Press the Acacia Sect or Qi Xi."

Me: "What about me?"

Dad: "I am so familiar with you. Every time I see you, I will subconsciously disassemble your spiritual power, consciousness, knowledge reserves, mood and other elements for analysis. It is difficult to give an overall evaluation of whether you are beautiful or not. Probably ...It's okay. There are no irreparable defects, there is still a lot of room for improvement, and there is a future, which is pretty good."

I sincerely said: "You are really an excellent swordsman. No wonder Master Long can only be your junior brother."

The old man smiled slightly, and at the same time, Pei Yue opened his eyes, as if he had met his father through the live broadcast.

Me: "Grandfather and grandson saw each other for the first time, do you feel happy?"

Dad: "So is Pei Yue your child, Pei Sha's peer, or Pei Sha's child, your grandson?"

Me: "If Pei Yue counts as my grandson, it has to be called your great-grandfather, and then Shizu great-great-grandfather, which is too long. Therefore, according to the Yunxia clan's tradition of not caring about names and the principle of simplification, Pei Yue counts my son and your grandson." , Great-grandson of the master."

Me: "I decided to make Pei Yue's initial gender a male according to the habit, and then a female is Pei Yue's disguise. From now on, please refer to Pei Yue with the word 'he' next to the single person."

Pei Kong was finally stuffed into the plush clothes by the little follower, and said in a muffled voice: "The word 'he' can refer to two genders. Even though it is mostly used to refer to men in modern times, Yan Xingmen never recognizes it. Below, at least in gender-indeterminate referential situations, using 'he' is not wrong."

Well, start changing your inherent impression from the use of common words.

Pei Yue didn't care what we said, after looking at his father for a while, he began to look around.Looking at Xiao Gun, looking at Xiao Lian, seeing outside Pei Sha's area, and finally falling on the fluffy Pei Kong.

Although Pei Kong's plush clothes looked thick, they were as light as nothing, and they did not obstruct Pei Kong's line of sight at all. From Pei Kong's perspective, he could only see himself in a transparent bubble. If he Without careful identification, you may not even notice the boundaries of the bubbles.

Xiao Sui: "This design is not suitable for going to crowded places, because Pei Kong will miscalculate his body size, so he will easily collide with other people or things. However, the problem after collision is not too big, because the fluff is very soft, It doesn't cause much sense of impact, the person hit will only feel the fluff brushing by, and Pei Kong will only see the bubble sway for a while, at most until its boundary touches Pei Kong's body, and then it will sway back in place."

Xiao Sui: "It's very safe. It's suitable for playing with children."