Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 1935

07824-screening method

Me: "Speaking of which, Junior Brother Gu, you may also need to find some scary social news to increase your vigilance against the dangers of the world. The success of my arrest just now is not only due to your understanding of elementary space-time related There is no recognition of the items, and because your defense is too low, it is easy to be deceived when you go out."

Someone booed: "Yeah, be careful and help count the money if you are sold."

"Actually, I lied to Junior Brother Gu, and he thanked me happily. After that, I won't be embarrassed to lie to him again."

"It's a pity that there are not many conscientious liars in this world."

Gu Yuhuo: "Everyone I meet is kind. I often get a blessing in disguise."

"That's no reason for you not to protect yourself."

"Why don't you take him into foster care for a while?"

"Why don't you adopt the imitation embroidery picture?"

"The imitation embroidery picture is too high-end. I'm afraid that after being deceived, Junior Brother Gu will not realize that he has been deceived, so he will not be able to achieve the educational effect. In comparison, Bao Wenting is much more straightforward. After the deception is over, he will laugh at you while explaining." cheat the whole process."

Staff at the task office: "Junior Brother Gu, would you like us to screen out tasks related to deception for you?"

Gu Yuhuo: "Is there still such a screening method?"

Mission office staff: "Of course there is. Our mission office can screen out all the requirements for mission types that can be expressed during the construction period. This is tens of thousands of years of experience, and even the needs of the minority can be met It has become a category worth remembering in the accumulation of thousands of years."

Worker at the mission office: "So, Junior Brother Gu, are you screened?"

Someone interrupted: "Last time I hoped to find a quest where I could meet a lot of flowers, you let me find it myself."

Staff at the task office: "The task screening system is public. It was originally intended to be used and screened by those who want to accept tasks. Those who don't know how to use the screening system read the instructions themselves. We occasionally help someone to screen because we are in a good mood, but this is not the case. Our work must be done."

"But the screening system inside your mission office is more efficient and more comprehensive than the system for the whole case."

Staff at the Mission Office: "Yes, you can also screen out hidden rewards. I won't use them for you."

07825-Promotion

Me: "Remind me, it is invalid to report this matter to the Disciplinary Office. Many people have already reported this matter before."

"The past does not represent the present. The rules of the commandments will be modified with the development of the times."

The staff of the mission office: "Second son, you don't need to persuade them, let them sue, and charge us with random charges when suing, and they themselves have to go to the Disciplinary Office to receive punishment."

"What crime can you be accused of? Isn't it just to sue you for dereliction of duty?"

Mission staff: "Have you figured out what 'dereliction of duty' means? Did you pass the language?"

"Hide good things from the public, be stingy."

Mission staff: "There is no such clause."

When the hell are these guys going to learn to read the written rules of the disciplinary division before suing?

I wandered over to Fuxiu Peak and asked them if they wanted to take Bawang Fei in and study them together with Yaoling.

Fu Xiufeng was ruthless: "Second Young Master, stop poking around. I told you that you won't be allowed to see the research data of Yaoling and the others within three years, and you will definitely not be able to see it."

Me: "Fei Bawang is also closely related to the formation." I showed them the scene of Fei Bawang playing with the two hemisphere formations.

Fu Xiufeng: "Do you have to name every monster?"

Me: "I didn't take the name Fei Bawang."

Fu Xiufeng: "Fei Jewelry Bag has similar hobbies to you, no wonder I am happy to see you accept the mission and cooperate happily with you during the mission."

Me: "Although it is said that monsters are difficult or simply unable to communicate, have great destructive power, and greedily try to occupy all the resources when they see them. As long as they find monks taking resources away, they feel that they are profiting from themselves, but there are still monks who can use them. The resources that monsters can't use and the resources that monsters can use but monks can't use, that is to say, monsters and monks still have a chance of win-win."

Fu Xiufeng: "That's right, so neither the monks nor the monsters have killed each other. Of course, we believe that if the two sides really fight to the point of endless death, the monsters must be extinct. Now we need to find a living monster in the Nascent Soul stage." It’s precious, but monks in the Nascent Soul stage may not even get a straight eye when they speak in Shazhuan.”

Me: "Don't be afraid, there are quite a few spirit beasts, spirit plants, and even human monks who cultivate into monsters. Monsters are not an isolated population, they are part of us."

Me: "You really don't want Feibawang? Look at how well it gets along with the formation."

Fu Xiufeng: "Are you embarrassed to show these two broken formations to us professionals? Is it a variant of the big formation of the Fei decoration bag? Can't you make them up by the way when you imitate? The Fei decoration bag takes the big formation It is used as a decorative wall, and the underground part is usually not visible, so you don’t care about it. Did you imitate the big formation for viewing? Do you have that aesthetic?”

07826 - Details may be leaked

Me: "I didn't imitate this for use, it was just for King Fei to play with."

Fu Xiufeng: "A question, did you first decide to imitate these two formations, or first decide to raise Fei Bawang?"

Me: "When I first received this task, I tended to raise Fei Bawang. After that, I came into close contact with Fei Bawang. Of course, if you insist on being serious, it is true until I put Fei Bawang into it In the first second of my Lingbao space, I couldn’t say that I must raise Bawang Fei.”

Me: "According to your experience in studying the formation of nine monsters, what do you think is the reason for King Fei's trouble with Fei's ornamental bag formation? The main possibilities I have thought about are: finding a spirit partner, laying eggs, and finding a nest."

Fu Xiufeng: "Second Young Master, can you stop tricking us? You will naturally know when the time is up. Before that, the more you entangle, the more you will be restrained."

Me: "Actually, I'm not really very curious or eager, I just want to test your ability to keep secrets."

Fu Xiufeng: "Better than you."

Me: "Not necessarily? No matter how much I talk, I am only one person, and my mind is single. You have so many disciples in Fu Xiufeng, can you guarantee to think in one place? They may not deliberately explain the problem to me, but It is not impossible for me to think of the truth by saying a few more words."

Me: "When a group of people are very familiar with a thing and have a lot of internal communication on a daily basis, even if they are warned, they may not always be vigilant to understand that these are 'secrets'. Because there must be some details in a big secret It seems that it is not high-grade, too trivial, and not too secret. For example, how much water the staff drank every day, how many minutes each washing machine needs to be washed with what capacity, how many pieces of jade slips are replenished every month, how many pieces are destroyed, etc. How much space does the waste need..."

Me: "These are quite far away from the secret core, but under the premise that I have sufficient relevant knowledge, these trivial things are enough for me to deduce a lot of things. At least you have to admit that I am as familiar with the theoretical knowledge of repairs as any other Jindan peak stage cultivation, right?"

The talisman cultivators threw me out of the talisman peak, and added: "The Yunxia Sect has no array cultivators."

hypocritical.Just want to get away with changing your vest?Many outsiders can't remember whether the common name of Yunxiazong Yunshi Peak is Fuxiu Peak or Zhenxiu Peak.

The quest shifted my attention: "Come on, Second Young Master, you had enough rest while doing the last quest, so why don't you go on to the next quest?"

Me: "No need for now, I'm waiting for my partner."

Mission Office: "The Shazhuan has been selecting people for so long but no one has been selected, which shows that this is beyond the scope of the Shazhuan. You have to look for groups that the Shazhuan cannot cover. For example, those who live in isolated places. "

Task office: "Attention, this isolation cannot be a secret place, nor can it be an area where it is objectively difficult to communicate with the outside world, but it can easily come to the outside world but not come out."

07827 - Requires realistic thinking

Me: "Elder Gao Yi?"

Task Office: "It really can't be the kind of Elder Gao. Although Elder Gao is withdrawn, he doesn't like to fight with others. If a person with similar cultivation level to her rushes to fight in front of her rashly, she will try to understand while responding to the enemy. The reason for the other party's attack, and then there will be communication. Elder Gao doesn't like to communicate with people, and it's not that he can't communicate at all."

Me: "Elder Qi Yuan?"

Task office: "Not good either. Elder Qi Yuan is easy to kill when he starts a fight, but your needs are more about fighting than fighting to the death. You have to find a type that can keep your hand in the last line."

Me: "Elder Liao Li?"

Task office: "Hey, this idea is finally right. Elder Liao doesn't like reasoning, and he strikes fiercely, but if he is not sure that there will be no sequelae, he will not kill him easily."

Me: "Or Yu Qiao?"

Task office: "Yu Qiao's path is indeed somewhat similar to Elder Liao's, but because of his scandal with the senior brother, it's easy for you to think too much when facing Yu Qiao, so he has a suitable personality, but because he has too many contacts with him Your connection is therefore not suitable."

Me: "What tasks do you want to arrange for me?"

Task office: "There is no arrangement, we are reasoning with you. Then, have you noticed that when we reason with you like this, although you have thinking, you have not diverged your thinking, you have not discussed the way, and the direction of thinking is running Has it always been realistic?"

I'm right."

Task office: "So, if you want to reduce sloppy thinking, you don't necessarily need to fight fiercely. You can also choose to do things that are very realistic, challenge your actual ability to act, and don't make you irritable."

Task office: "Our employees who have worked in the task office for more than 50 years gathered together and analyzed it. I think that you think too much when you are doing the task of Fei ornaments bag, and you are always molesting Shazhuan. It is mainly because of that task. There are too few things you can do and it’s too simple. The upper limit of the Pocket Bag is at that level. After you decide to use the Pocket Bag as the main one and you only play support, your upper limit will inevitably be suppressed by the Pocket Pouch, and then I have a lot of energy and can't vent in this task, so I can only think about other things."

Task office: "However, in other aspects, you can't find practical problems that urgently need to be considered, so you can only let your thinking wander."

Me: "What did the elder brother show you? Why didn't he come and tell me himself? Why did Ms. Yunxia temporarily ban me from contacting the elder brother? Afterwards, the lifting of the ban was simply due to the time of the ban, or was it me and the elder brother?" Triggered other lifting conditions?"

Mission Office: "You can ask Eldest Brother and Ms. Yunxia about these things. We only talk about missions here. Search the entire sect, and we will tell you responsibly that our mission department must be the most realistic department, the most mundane. Yes, none of them."