Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 2207

08912-Meet the requirements

Me: "Sunshine? What form should this thing be as a dark pattern?"

Pei Wuyao: "I don't know, it's good to feel warm when I look at it."

Me: "Isn't the color scheme that comes with Yunxiazong's uniform not warm enough? Your brother Zeng Qi came to take the Yunxiazong exam because of this color."

Pei Wuyao: "I want something warmer. But it can't be as hot as Chiwuzong."

Me: "This is really embarrassing me, my ability in pattern design is not very good..."

Xiao Sui first made a few copies of the uniforms I wore during the foundation building period, and I took out one and put it in front of Pei Wuyao for adjustment, first adding dark patterns of various animal and plant forms.

Pei Wuyao: "I know, every animal and plant has a different posture when basking in the sun and hiding from the rain. You can adjust these dark-striped creatures to bask in the sun and it will be warm."

Me: "That makes sense."

Pei Wuyao: "You can also arrange these dark-striped creatures in a story-telling sequence, such as big cats and kittens fighting, lotus and bamboo getting close, panda sticks beating mandarin ducks, birds and birds swooping together...all happen on sunny days story."

Me: "Are you sure the stories you're telling are related to sunny and rainy days?"

Pei Wuyao: "I don't know much, so I made a suggestion casually, and the rest needs to be supplemented by Master."

Me: "I'll add a Suzaku for you."

Pei Wuyao: "It's too hot. I want the warmth of spring, not the harshness of summer."

Me: "Let's have an ice and fire fight, and it will be neutralized."

Pei Wuyao: "Then, one set of uniforms uses ordinary spirit beasts and spirit plants for the dark patterns, one set uses legendary spirit beasts, and the other set uses great beauties."

Me: "Great beauty... With your physical condition, you can fall in love, but you are not very suitable for having children."

Pei Wuyao: "It's too troublesome to raise a child, I still don't want to have one. I think it's good to be a child loved by Master. No matter what I ask Master, you will satisfy me, right?"

Me: "I never promised that."

Pei Wuyao: "Can you agree to any request that is not excessive?"

Me: "Just meet my definition and not go too far."

08913-normal at this age

Pei Wuyao: "What if I want to be Master's friend with benefits?"

Me: "What bad books have you read? This is an excessive request. I don't agree. But if you only think about it in your own heart, I won't stop you."

Pei Wuyao: "But it is said that you have considered becoming friends with your master."

Me: "Now I have a deep understanding of my master's disdain for my brain supplement. Whether it's a relationship, or a friend with sex, you still have to find a peer, at least at the beginning of the acquaintance. It should be an equal relationship. For myself I really don’t have any interest in raising a child with my own hands. When I dream of sleeping with you, I will immediately think of your ignorant appearance when you first came to human society, and then you will have no evil thoughts.”

Me: "If my master accidentally thinks about sleeping with me, he will probably think of my appearance when I was born and I can't even crawl. Then, let alone having sexual interest, he may subconsciously think about which fairy tales are suitable. Use it as a bedtime reading for children, or simply read a few sword moves analysis to children."

Pei Wuyao: "Is this the reason why childhood sweethearts are no match for Tianxiang? The childhood sweethearts' impression of each other stays in childhood? Can't produce mature feelings?"

Me: "The same age is another matter. You can try to ask Xie Qinwei about this... No, Xie Qinwei's mental age was much more mature than his appearance when he first met Yuan Jing. It is based on the feeling of a little girl, guessing in the direction of the best intentions, it should also be a college student looking at a junior high school student... His love relationship is a bit abnormal, don't imitate him."

Pei Wuyao: "Master, are you really spying on me? You should have read all the books I have read, and you should have heard all the conversations I have with others. I think Senior Mei Shuanli regards you as the most important thing." Why didn't you react at all when the protagonist's works?"

Me: "It's normal for you to read some colorful books at your age. Also, Mei Shuanli's works are about his fantasies, not about me. At most, I gave him a little inspiration. Inspiration and real people should not be confused. You must Learn to distinguish between stories and reality, especially don’t think that copying the routines in the book will make me successful overnight. In Mei Shuanli’s fantasy, I can be very unruly and only pursue physical pleasure, but in reality, I am so cold that I am like the Acacia sect All you can do is jump."

Me: "My image of a cold beauty is still very stable in a sense."

Pei Wuyao: "Is it too rude for me to treat you as a sexual fantasy object?"

Me: "It doesn't matter, I once put all the disciples of Yunxiazong into my screening list of friends with sex. Although the final result was to eliminate them all very quickly, in terms of the process, I can still count them all. They've all been sexual fantasies."

08914-Three years old see old

Me: "Sex is a biological instinct. It's good to face it frankly. There is no need to avoid or feel ashamed. Just be aware that when you fantasize in your mind, you can be unlimited, but when you say it, you must have a sense of humor." When it comes to action, you have to be more cautious. Thinking, speaking, and doing are three levels of things, and we must learn to distinguish them."

Pei Wuyao: "I will definitely not force you in action."

Me: "Oh, it turns out that you have imagined using force on me? You are very courageous. My cat's tail can kill you."

Pei Wuyao: "Aren't I worth cutting a sword with your own hands?"

Me: "Yeah, little weak chicken, it's not worth it. If you really want my sword, I can shoot you with a scabbard."

Xiao Sui: "Hmph, this is the least threatening rival in love. It can't compare to Jiang Weixiao's half finger."

Pei Wuyao: "Actually, I am not particularly interested in love or sex. I treat them like many other things. I am a little curious and can try, but if I don't have the opportunity to try, I don't force it. I have great respect for human beings. Interested in many things."

Me: "Are you interested in those things as a human being, or as some kind of creature other than human beings trying to understand human beings by learning human behavior?"

Pei Wuyao: "I saw that there are theories that the experience of infancy determines the life of this person; there is also a saying that the age of three years old. When I returned to human society, I was almost ten years old, so many of my instinctive thoughts are Is it impossible to be the same as a normal person? Is it possible to be like a monster for the rest of my life? Or better, be considered a spirit beast?"

Me: "This possibility is not ruled out. But you have to know that monsters, spirit beasts, and humans, even within the same race, have very large individual differences, and there are ambiguities between different races, and between individuals, There is a chance of mutual transformation between races. So even if you are a monster, you can choose what kind of monster you want to be, and whether you want to change from a monster to a monster or a spirit plant, or you can cultivate to the Yuan Define your own race in infancy."

Me: "When a group is large enough and lasts for a very long time, it must be extremely tolerant. Some people can become heroes, shining in the long river of history and constantly guiding future generations; some people are like demons, committing crimes The shocking case that he thinks he is afraid of by others when he is alive may become a strange story after his death; Some people, such as you, such as wolf children, are born as human beings but have established their own cognitive system outside of human society, and will be incompatible with most human beings throughout their lives."

Me: "But what if you don't fit in? A monk will eventually cultivate his unique self. As a monk, if you don't want to, you don't need to cater to the social rules established by others. You can create your own unique self. Your world. It can be what you want your world to be. It doesn’t matter monsters or humans. You don’t have to use the frame drawn by others to trap yourself. You should build your own frame. Believe in you It's you."

08915-There will always be the same kind

Pei Wuyao listened to my long speech and said, "It's great to be a monk."

Me: "Yes."

Pei Wuyao: "But monks with low cultivation bases can't build their own independent world, can they? Master, your cultivation base has not yet been built."

Me: "Yes. This is a very long-term job, and the end point may be after becoming a fairy, but we need to work hard in that direction from the Qi training period, so that we can live as happily as possible."

Pei Wuyao: "I let myself become a foreign body lurking in human society. I observe and study human beings, but I think that I am beyond human beings and have a higher level than human beings. Is it okay?"

Me: "Your idea has a very conventional name, it's called Second Second."

Me: "You may have some irregularities, but you must also have some routines. If you mind, you might as well list your routines and irregularities separately, see their respective proportions, and then ...It seems that it has nothing to do with how you choose to do things? Many people hope that they are special, but after living in the crowd for a long time, everyone finds that we are so easily submerged in the crowd."

Me: "I have quite a few special points, and I once attracted the attention of the whole world, but look at me now, I am still outdated, stale, and people don't bother to talk to me. As my apprentice , At one time, it attracted hundreds of millions of attention, but now, if you ask ten people, maybe ten of them are not sure whether you are an official disciple of Yunxia Sect."

Me: "The world is big and there are many human beings. No matter how special you are, you will definitely find a group that has something in common with you."

Pei Wuyao: "Is this group in Yunxia Sect?"

Me: "As long as you can find a group of people in Yunxiazong that make you feel comfortable getting along with them, then they are your kind. If you feel that you are not as comfortable with anyone as you are alone, then maybe you There is no similarity. Note that it is not the same kind of person who feels comfortable getting along with someone at any time. Even Taoist couples can’t do it. Sometimes people even feel disgusted with themselves. Generally, the same kind only needs to be A certain period of time, a certain type of time, is enough to be comfortable with each other.”

Me: "For example, some people have to find a meal partner to feel good when eating; some people have to chat with others after reading a good book to feel satisfied; some people like to fight, and of course fighting needs an opponent ; Some people like to play music in an ensemble, and that is inseparable from partners."

Pei Wuyao: "When I need the corpse of a monster, the monster is my partner; when I want to listen to gossip, people who like to gossip are my friends; when I want to understand the meaning of some words, dictionaries, The Taoist friends who enthusiastically answer and ask questions similar to me on the Zongwang are my kind...sometimes this part of people is my kind, sometimes that part is. I don’t have to think about whether some people can get along with me for a lifetime, I just need to cherish or enjoy the fate of meeting and getting along with them."