Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 2408



Chapter 2408

09716-invitation

Me: "Does your usual hypocritical expression really have a calming effect?"

Head Jiang smiled: "In fact, most of the time my smile in front of you is real, and there is no element of suppressing emotions. If you think that Mei Shuanli's expression when he is forcibly controlling himself is very similar to when I get along with you , that either means that Mei Shuanli's self-control is not as forceful as you feared, or Mei Shuanli's thinking is too different from mine, and my truth becomes hypocrisy when placed on him. Furthermore, even if Mei Shuanli You can't be the leader even if you repair the management."

Me: "Mei Shuanli is already in the Nascent Soul stage. It would be unrealistic to suddenly want to be the head of the sect, right? There is no pre-training at all, and Chunye Luzi wants to sit directly as the head of the sect? The Yunxia Sect is not so lucky Head." Such a sudden incident could only happen in a small sect.

Head Jiang: "Since you seem to have nothing to do now, come over to my side and help me with some trivial matters. Xiaopang is also here, so if Xia Tuan is interested, you might as well come with me."

Me: "Did you ask Xiaopang for his opinion before inviting Xiatuan?"

Head Jiang: "The premise for me to allow Xiaopang to stay in my work area is that it can't hinder me from doing things or from receiving guests. I don't need to report to it what I'm doing and who I'm hosting. Xiaopang himself agreed to the terms."

Xia Tuan: "I think Jiang Weixiao's smile is quite different from Mei Shuanli's. Maybe the arc of the smile is similar, but Jiang Weixiao's smile is more in line with his spiritual energy, and Mei Shuanli's is indeed a bit depressed."

I asked Xiatuan, "Are you going to play with Xiaopang?"

Xia Tuan: "My current mind seems to have degenerated to the same level as that bird? Then go and play."

When I arrived at the work place of head Jiang, I realized that there were not only Xiaopang, but also Xiaolianlang, a big camphor tree, and an even bigger bald tree.

When I saw the bald tree, I immediately wanted to turn around and leave—Sect Leader Jiang was cheating me again.

Xiatuan focused on the camphor tree first: "Hey, dryad."

The camphor tree laid down its leaves, as a gesture of greeting to the phoenix, Xiao Lianlang moved a bit, and half hid behind the camphor tree, Xiaopang frowned, and hid among the leaves of the camphor tree.

Huh, it seems that Xiao Lian and Xiaopang are both more familiar with camphor trees, so the three of them don't play with bald trees?Obviously, the leaves of the bald tree are denser than that of the camphor tree, but Xiaopang didn't choose the bald tree to hide?

Head Jiang: "Do you all know each other? Do you need my introduction?"

09717-Resolve misunderstanding

Xiatuan also flew to the camphor tree, and said gently to Xiaopang: "I have frightened you before, now I apologize to you, can you forgive me?"

Xiaopang seemed to want to hide in the direction of Sect Leader Jiang, and seemed to think that Sect Leader Jiang would not help him deal with Phoenix, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask Xia Tuan: "Can you promise that you will never scare me again?" Yet?"

Xia Tuan tilted her head: "It depends on how you define 'scare'. Some ways of getting along that I think are jokes may make you feel scared?"

Fatty: "A joke that makes the person being joked feel scared is not a serious joke, you should immediately stop that non-joke that goes astray."

Xiatuan: "You're right."

I carefully walked around from the camphor tree to Head Jiang, paying attention to the obstacles between me and the bald tree, and then I asked the last and possibly least safe obstacle, Head Jiang: "Why? This...friend tree is also here?"

This is one of my long-term suppliers of Tongming fruit raw materials, and I have to be completely bald for Tongming fruit at least once a year.Although it is said that I did not bald it by myself every time, and every time the disciples of Zhongzhi Peak collected the leaves and handed them over to me, Lingzhi will not be so stupid as to only hate those who actually did it, and he will definitely miss the core people behind the scenes ——And my long-term acquisition of Tongmingguo raw materials has always been an open behavior.

Head Jiang: "This is the main matter that I asked you to deal with this time. This fellow Taoist bald tree thinks that there is a misunderstanding between it and you, and wants to resolve the misunderstanding, but feels that his ability to communicate with humans is not enough. That's great, so it entrusted fellow Taoist camphor tree here as the bridge of communication, and then fellow Taoist camphor tree found fellow daoist Xiao Lian who is more proficient in using the main Esperanto, and finally fellow daoist Xiao Lian found me."

I look at Sect Leader Jiang, look at Little Lianlang, look at the camphor tree, and finally look at the bald tree. I am sure that any of them can contact me directly. By the way, invite me to clear up the "misunderstanding"?Besides, what misunderstanding can I have with the bald tree?Isn't the intersection between me and it...the middle group extremely clear?

Xiatuan: "So in this case, Fatty is redundant?"

Head Jiang: "Little Fatty just came to play with me."

Xia Tuan: "Great, then when you are dealing with business, I will play with Xiaopang and don't disturb you."

Xiaopang let out a "crack" in surprise.

Xia Tuan: "I think there is also a misunderstanding between me and fellow daoist Xiaopang, so we can resolve it together."

09718-Successful career

Me: "The monk calls the spirit beast Lingzhi to call the Taoist friends to save others by oneself. Because every monk theoretically has the Tao, so it is easy for the monk to think that every creature with cultivation level has the Tao. But the spirit beast Lingzhi sees I often don't think about the issue of 'Tao', and I often don't even bother to give myself a name, so if such a spirit beast Lingzhi calls other spirit beasts Lingzhi a Taoist friend, it will be against harmony."

Fatty murmured: "It seems to carry the insidiousness of human beings, harboring evil intentions."

I glanced at the insidious head Jiang, and I didn't understand why Xiaopang liked to hang around the head Jiang while he was concerned about the possible insidiousness of Xiatuan.

Master Jiang saw my doubts and said with a smile: "This shows that I have finally achieved a small amount of success in reducing the sense of alertness of other creatures towards me."

Me: "Congratulations?"

Head Jiang: "It's indeed a good thing."

Xiao Lian: "So take advantage of this happy atmosphere and come to clear up the misunderstanding?"

I looked at Xiao Lian, who walked to the bald tree and sat down, with a serious expression, as serious as an elite lawyer. I recalled how it looked when it was still in Xiao Sui Space for a moment, and I was relieved: "You look more confident and calm. .Careering can really improve your spirit."

Xiao Lian: "If you are interested in reminiscing about the past, we can talk slowly after the business is over. Now, please focus on the bald tree."

Me: "...OK."

Pei Bing laughed at me: "Why do you think Xiao Lian is interested in chatting with you? The more successful it is, the clearer its thinking is, the more it realizes that it is difficult to live in the free space, the core Who is responsible?"

Maoqiu: "Xiao Lian didn't jump up and bite you on the neck, which means that he pays attention to cultivating his mind and is an excellent manager."

Pei Jianzhuo: "The main reason for not rushing forward is probably because you know you can't beat you. When the enemy is stronger than you, you should give priority to dormancy. This is a survival skill that Xiao Lian learned when she was still in Pei Suilin's space."

Xiao Sui: "Essentially speaking, Xiao Lian was created by the master. Xiao Lian may dissipate at any time to be able to act like a living creature in the main world. It is also because the master has raised him well, so Xiao Lian actually owes the master a life. Even if The master has stood by and watched it being bullied, but Xiao Lian has not suffered any irreversible harm, so how could he keep hating the master?"

Mao Qiu: "Objectively speaking, the spirit beasts in the Misty Mystery Territory are not considered to have been irreversibly harmed by the disciples of the Yunxia Sect, but the disciples of the Yunxia Sect still feel that the Wurao spirit beasts' hatred for them is justified."

Xiao Sui: "It's different, the misty spirit beasts were not born by the disciples of the Yunxia Sect, and even if the Yunxia Sect disciples don't raise them, those spirit beasts have other places to live, and there is no such thing as Xiao Lian's respect for the master in the early days of Xiao Lian's birth." heavily dependent."

... Do you think there is anything wrong with Xiao Sui's words?

Pei Jianzhuo: "There is nothing wrong. Broadly speaking, Xiao Lian was indeed born by you."

09719-background sound

The bald tree shook its leaves, and then the leaves of the camphor tree also moved, and then Xiao Lian said to me: "The bald tree said that it likes you to refine its leaves into Tongming fruit, which is better than being refined into a fruit by other humans." Paper that can be crushed when squeezed, pills that can be poisoned after eating, juice that smells particularly smelly, etc. are much better. Even if you need a particularly large amount each time, it makes it a little distressed, but the agreement it signed with humans is like this: when It can be bald regularly when humans need it. Even if humans don’t make it bald most of the time, it doesn’t mean that the occasional baldness needs to be resented. It is not a tree that does not obey the agreement.”

I was moved: "Thank you." The tree is a particularly generous creature, and it is much easier to get along with than narrow-minded and possibly mentally unstable humans.

The bald tree and the camphor tree shook their leaves again, and Xiao Lian continued to be their spokesperson: "The bald tree asked, since the basic agreement on keeping the contract has been reached, can the work of picking leaves be performed by Pei Lin yourself, not by you?" Do other monks do it for you?"

Even though I am convinced of the generosity of the tree, I still can't help but wonder if there are any traps in it when I hear this request.

Head Jiang listened to us while approving documents. From time to time, he whispered a few words to the steward who came to deliver documents or ask for instructions. He didn't mean to point me out at all. He simply regarded us as the background of our work. Tone—probably still in the cartoon type for children.

The house spirits came out and laughed very badly: "Mascot Pei, have you noticed that all of you, except you, are all inhumans? Only young cartoons like to use a lot of inhuman characters. As a The only human character in this film should be responsible for explaining the plot to children watching cartoons. The line is usually "children, we meet again. Today, sister Mengwu will take everyone to see the life of trees... 'Such."

Is "Moe Sister" what I call myself?

Jiajing: "Yes. In younger cartoons, older sisters are more friendly than older brothers. Anyway, it doesn't take much trouble for you to pretend to be a woman, so just reverse it."

This is not very good, it may disturb the gender recognition of children?

Jiajing: "It's easy to disturb you when you call yourself an elder brother. Because children in modern times have seen you as the number one Internet celebrity since they were young, they often think that your appearance is a representative appearance of men, and those who look like you are all men."

What a sin.

Jia Jing: "Yes, why do you think you look so wicked?"

The little follower signaled Pei Jianzhuo's sword cubs to beat the house spirits, and the house spirits yelled energetically, as if they were not sleepy anymore; the hairball tail rolled up Coach Wei, blocking the house spirits' escape route, and the house spirits Instead of whining and crying, it seems that I am still not sleepy.

Is the recharging speed of the house spirit faster than other spirits of Yunxiazong?

Xiao Sui: "It should be. The recovery speed of the mastered spirit treasure has always been faster than that of the unowned spirit treasure. Maybe the elves are the same?"


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