Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 2411



Chapter 2411

09728-Can't tell

Me: "Compared with the parts that Lingzhi voluntarily gives, compared with the parts that can't be taken away by the Zhongzhi master, the former has special value? It reflects the essence of the Lingzhi? The energy is more pure, pleasant, and close to the origin of the world. Rules? I'm not sure, I just feel that Lingzhi is willing to take the initiative to negotiate a deal with me, I am deeply honored, so as long as the matter itself does not make me disgusted, I am willing to agree, and a slight loss in money can be ignored."

A somewhat unfamiliar voice sounded: "We won't let you suffer. We will make you earn more than before."

I followed the sound and saw that it was the consciousness of the camphor tree... floating out.

Me: "Ah, yes, you are not an ordinary Lingzhi, you are a tree spirit, you can use your consciousness to communicate with humans who cannot speak Lingzhi language. You can also act as a translator between Lingzhi and humans."

Camphor Tree Essence: "My translation is not as good as Xiao Lian. Although I have become a master, my thinking is still tree-lined. I don't understand humans very well, so it is difficult for me to quickly find what humans want when negotiating transactions. things, but I can only tentatively enumerate what I have and what I am willing to give.”

Me: "Actually, that's fine too. There are not many things a tree is willing to give, and it won't take too much time to list them all."

Camphor Tree Spirit: "If I were to think about it, I couldn't think of a role like 'transportation gathering point'."

Me: "That's right. Although the real things you are willing to give are limited, the things you can do are actually infinite. For example, you can also create a spiritual planting garden in Yaofeng."

Camphor Tree Essence: "Do you need a spiritual garden? It's easy to do."

Me: "Farewell, it is not consistent with the painting style of Jianxiu Peak. And even if some Lingzhi can endure the harsh climate of Jianxiu Peak, but after all it is uncomfortable to stay, don't force them, and still only let the few It’s fine for some spiritual plants with special hobbies to settle in my Yaofeng.”

Camphor Tree Essence: "Look, I can't tell whether your words are a joke, a casual mention, a matter of serious consideration, or an urgent desire. This way of thinking is easy to diverge into two paths You and I will be tired talking."

Me: "It's my fault. I was too self-centered when I spoke, ignoring your superficial understanding of the main Esperanto. I should restrain myself and communicate with you in an unambiguous way."

Camphor tree essence: "Then you will feel depressed."

Me: "Not in a short period of time, but can train my mental concentration. When there is no pressure at all, my thinking tends to diverge. This is actually not very good in many cases, and the efficiency of doing things will be very low."

Camphor Tree Essence: "Oh."

Me: "Sorry, I'm diverging again, let's talk about the transaction. The two of us also signed a contract? It's still a one-to-one transaction contract, and you are not very qualified for the work of the transmission point."

The camphor tree essence gave a "hmm", then stretched out the leaves, I stretched out the sword, covered it, and signed the contract.

09729-Do things down-to-earth

Head Jiang looked at me helplessly.

I explained to him: "I don't think walking straight through the tree will trap me."

Head Jiang: "The problem is that the tree and your definition of 'pit' may be very different. Even the tree doesn't understand what 'pit' means in the extended meaning of human language.The tree thinks that digging a hole in a suitable place and putting the roots in it is a good thing; the tree may also think that burying your whole body in the hole will help you grow healthily. "

Camphor tree essence: "That's not enough. Although the tree understands very little about human beings, at least it knows that people will die if they are buried alive."

Me: "Cultivators are not buried alive. Some seriously injured monks can really recover faster in the mud."

The camphor tree spirit paused for a moment, and asked very puzzled, "Are you inviting me to bury you alive?"

... When will my mouth stop cheating myself?

Xiao Lian walked to the camphor tree and said, "That's not what he meant. Just pretend that Pei Lin never spoke, and forget what he said just now."

Camphor Tree Essence: "Okay. The rest of the communication is up to you. It's too tiring to communicate with humans."

Xiao Lian: "Yes."

Me: "If you don't gossip about the endless crooked buildings, it seems that the tree and I have nothing to say?"

Xiao Lian: "Many times, verbal communication is meaningless."

Jiajing: "Do things down-to-earth."

Me: "So, among the plants here, who else wants to sign a contract with me?"

Xia Tuan: "Actually, you can also sign with animals. For example, I am willing to give you a large group of energy that is enough for you to refine a hundred transparent fruits."

Me: "But the Tongming fruit I refined is of little value to you?"

Xia Tuan: "But the ball of energy I sent is not expensive. It is still acceptable to exchange toys for toys."

Me: "So let's change it now?"

Xia Tuan stretched out one wing: "Sign the contract first."

Me: "I won't sign with you. You are not as pure as a tree."

Xia Tuan: "Stereotypes can easily lead to disadvantages. Isn't that right, Master Jiang?"

Head Jiang nodded.

09730-Everyone has their own defenses

Xia Tuan continued to ask the head of Jiang: "You asked Pei Lin to negotiate a deal with the trees in front of you. You wanted to help him check the deal, right? But he saw the terms offered by the tree and immediately signed the contract. You stopped him." Can't live."

Head Jiang: "I mainly intend to watch and know the details of the contract between the two parties, and I don't want to stop it. I believe that Junior Brother Lin will not do things that I regret. Although I personally always like to pursue the maximum benefit, but I also know that a little money loss is really nothing to Junior Brother Lin, and it will make him feel uncomfortable if he cares too much about money gains and losses. I will not use my values ​​to restrain Junior Brother Lin. At most, I just express my dissatisfaction to him. Agree, he doesn't have to listen."

Me: "I can distinguish which of Jiangmen's suggestions I must listen to, which ones can be selectively ignored, and which ones should be opposed."

Head Jiang: "Generally, there is no option to 'go against it'."

Me: "I think so." Isn't it normal for the elders to deliberately provoke the head of the sect from time to time?Although my cultivation level is still far from that of an elder, my mentality can learn to lean on the past first.Anyway, Sect Leader Jiang is willing to indulge me.

Xiao Sui sneered as a symbolic protest.

Xia Tuan: "Since I'm not pure enough in your hearts, what about Xiaopang? Is Pei Lin willing to sign a contract with Xiaopang?"

Fatty: "I don't."

Me: "Then it won't work."

I yelled again: "All the plants present, is there really no one who is willing to sign a contract with me right now? If you don't want to now, you can contact me to re-sign at any time."

Head Jiang: "Lingzhi here has witnessed the style of the head for a long time, and will not easily sign a contract with humans. Just as you are guarding against Xia Tuan's bad intentions, Lingzhi are also guarding against you."

Me: "Okay, I'll ask again after my new plan for Tongmingguo material collection runs for a period of time. In fact, the contract can be deep or shallow, long or short. You can sign a contract that only lasts for one day, or you can sign a certain contract." If one party is dissatisfied, it can be terminated immediately, don't think that once you sign a contract, you will lose your whole life."

Xia Tuan: "Then I will sign a contract with you that lasts for one day, and will be automatically terminated when you strongly disagree?"

Me: "Why are you so active in recommending yourself?"

Xia Tuan: "Why are you so tolerant and indulgent towards plants, but suspicious of animals? You are also an animal, what is your position on animals?"

Me: "You are higher in level than me, how do I know if you will tamper with the contract under the pressure of cultivation?"

Xia Tuan: "This camphor tree is at the foundation building level, and the bald tree is at the Qi training level. Why are they not afraid that you will suppress them? Hey, neither of them is at the Nascent Soul level, not even at the Jindan level. , so it is completely impossible for them to act as transmission transit points?"

Me: "You didn't listen to us when we communicated just now, did you? They are not used as transmission points. However, if they are willing to temporarily move to a place closer to Yaofeng, they can still temporarily work part-time as transmission points."

Me: "The main content of the contract they signed with me is that they are willing to provide me with a large amount of leaves in a stable manner. The leaves of a tree can provide many more parts than other spiritual plants of the same level. If you compare a high-level spiritual plant to a monk in the Qi training period, then a Qi training-level tree is at least equivalent to a low-level sect—because occasionally a foundation-level tree can grow out of its dense leaves."

09731-Is talking about cooperation seriously

Me: "The existence of trees is really special. One can be a group. Some trees can directly grow new trees after their roots grow strong. Many new trees grow until they grow into a forest and enclose a whole tree. The city as its own territory."

Xia Tuan: "I can also be as large as a city."

Me: "Why do you always compare yourself to the tree? The more you try to verbally gain the upper hand, the more I will be on guard against you. Don't sign. Get lost."

Xiatuan turned to look at the head of Jiang: "Huangshenqi was insulted by Yuanyingqi, can I slap him? If you don't hurt him, just slap him?"

Head Jiang: "As the head, I will not interfere with harmless fights that the Disciplinary Department doesn't care about. But as Jiang Weixiao personally, I am willing to join forces with Junior Brother Lin to fight against you."

Xiatuan: "How to fight? Detain my long-term residence permit?"

Me: "Your long-term residence permit has not been processed yet, so how can you talk about detaining it?"

Head Jiang: "I can only participate in matters related to your long-term residence permit as the head of the house. If it is purely based on my personal status, I know a flame formation, which is said to be able to trap phoenixes. I haven't actually used this formation yet. Will you give me this chance?"

Xia Tuan: "Is it the center of the red flame?"

Head Jiang: "I'm more sure about the blue flame."

Xia Tuan: "Oh, it's not a lie to me... Well, I won't prevent Pei Lin from abducting Ling Zhi."

Me: "Who abducted? I'm talking about making money with Lingzhi in a serious way. Do you know how important it is to make money? Speaking of which, you are eating and drinking in Yunxia Sect to play with weak spirit beasts and weak disciples." , did you pay? Did you make a contribution equal to what you should have paid?"

Xia Tuan: "Isn't it my greatest contribution to stay in Yunxia Sect?"

Me: "If you have this self-confidence, why are you staring at the long-term residence permit?"

Xia Tuan: "I gave you feathers, I gave you blood, I handed in my memories, and I drove away the white tiger who came to find fault."

ah?white tiger?

I looked at Sect Leader Jiang: "Have Baihu come to Yunxia Sect to find trouble?"

Head Jiang: "I'm not sure if that counts as finding fault. It's true that I have been haunted, and I was chased away by Xia Tuan before I clearly expressed my intentions."

Xia Tuan said in a tone of asking for credit: "If I hadn't shot in time, the disciples of Yunxia Sect would have been injured with a high probability. The current white tiger is different from the one that appeared in the Demon League. It is now closer to a mature body. The arousal is more instinctive. It doesn’t need to do anything deliberately, as long as you see and perceive it clearly, you have already fallen into its killing aura.”


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