Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 2428

09796 - be fair

Disciplinary Department: "It's fine if you just go back."

Si Durong: "Trouble. I hate trouble the most. I like the final word, once and for all."

Disciplinary Department: "No such thing. Even if you really do a checkup, it's impossible to settle it once and for all. Didn't you see that the physical checkups for the two elders of Wang Qi are done every once in a while? If you are really told that you need a physical checkup , There will be a lot of troubles in the future, and it will definitely be countless times more troublesome than arguing with others."

Si Dourong: "Oh, sometimes I feel that being a human is really annoying. Why do we have such a thing as 'interpersonal communication'?"

Discipline Department: "Please transfer to the Library Pavilion to discuss."

It is definitely unrealistic to sign a contract with a large group of monks, but it seems feasible to sign a contract with a large number of spirit beasts.

The spirit beasts said: "Every time you give us some delicious food, we will give you back some of our hair or scales or nail shavings and other things we are willing to give."

Me: "This kind of transaction can be carried out at any time, as if there is no need to sign a contract?"

Spirit beasts: "The signing is not for a transaction, but to establish a connection with you."

Me: "Lingzhi is not used to or is too lazy to use the Internet, so I need to establish a one-on-one connection with them one by one, but your spirit beasts often play on the Internet, so there is no need to waste it? Even if I sign a contract with you, the contract will definitely be binding. Very weak, basically only when I am in the main world can I guarantee the connection. Once I enter the secret realm, as long as the isolation between the secret realm and the main world is a little stronger, the connection will be disconnected. It is better for you to contact me indirectly through the main network Stablize."

The spirit beasts accused me: "You were happy when you signed the contract with the spirit plants, but you shirked it in every possible way when we proposed to sign with you. Do you look down on our spirit beasts?"

I:"……"

The fur ball jumped out and confronted these spirit beasts: "What are you doing to bully my weak humans? Come, sign with me."

The spirit beasts disliked fur balls: "What's the point of signing with you? What we like is Pei Lin's aura. Although you are also contaminated with a lot of Pei Lin's good aura, you are still a cat in essence. Cats are self-centered villains. "

Am I expelled from cat membership?

Pei Bing: "You have never really been a cat citizen."

Maoqiu: "After signing a contract with you, I can draw out a thin thread of the power of the contract and connect it to my soul connection with Pei Lin."

The spirit beasts: "It's already a very weak contract power, why are you still pulling the thread? So that you can stop playing?"

Mao Qiu: "With such a big opinion, you still want to sign a contract? You guys are beautiful."

09797-kitten guts

The spirit beasts sent a cute one to roll around and act... Jiao: "Just sign a small contract that almost doesn't seem to exist. It's a small one. After signing the contract, we will send a signing gift to Pei Lin immediately. Why? Why don't you promise us?"

Me: "Why do you have to sign a contract that almost doesn't exist?"

Spirit beasts: "Because we think you should treat spirit plants and spirit beasts fairly. Both spirit beasts and spirit plants are outsiders who have lived in Yunxia Sect for a long time. Each of them corresponds to a profession of your monks, and our spirit beasts must have the treatment Lingzhi received."

The spirit beasts: "Yes, there must be."

I:"……"

Fuqiu: "My person prefers quiet things. With your noise level, it can only be said that he prefers spiritual implants."

Spirit beasts: "Humans are always more likely to prefer the qualities they don't have, and they will despise what they have too much. Only those who can't get it are the most yearning. But human beings must admit that they are actually familiar with their own numb qualities It is more intimate. Doesn't our current noisy scene make Pei Lin feel like he is looking at his own inner space?"

...It's a bit like it.

Spirit beasts: "Pei Lin, your expression has already answered us, so sign the contract."

Me: "If you insist, it's not impossible to sign, but let's make the premise first: this is a toy contract. No matter which one of us wants to break it, we can break it at any time. It is almost non-binding. Roughly a variant of communication."

Spirit beasts: "Yeah. Yes, yes. Let's start."

Did you take my words to heart?

Spirit beasts: "If you are really worried, you can also put the precondition you mentioned into the contract. When you are unhappy with us, it will be disconnected with a 'snap'. What is there to be afraid of? Aren't cats always courageous?"

At this time, you have classified me as a cat again?

Me: "Cats are very curious, but not very courageous."

Spirit beasts: "Little cats, kittens."

So annoying.Like a housewife.Are the spirit beasts' whim this time influenced by elves?

Jia Jing: "Hee hee hee."

I said to the spirit beasts: "Wait a minute, I decided to consult an expert first."

The spirit beasts booed me: "The guts of cats are not as good as the guts of mice and hamsters."

There are cats and hamsters in your group of cute spirit beasts.

The cat spirit beast inside: "We admit that our cats are timid and sensitive."

The hamster spirit inside: "We admit that our hamsters are so timid that they may even be scared to death."

09798 - Multiple groups

Tired, I contacted Elder Liu Jie: "Can your beast masters take care of the spirit beasts?"

Elder Liu Jie: "You provoked me, so bear with it."

Me: "What did I provoke?"

Elder Liu Jie: "First the elves of the whole sect were provoked, and then the spirit plants of the whole sect were provoked, and then the spirit beasts waited for a long time and found, 'Oh, there is no new movement? This is the spirit beast that jumped over us alone. mean? Do you look down on us? You must also provoke!', so that's it."

I really?"

Elder Liu Jie: "Don't you know that the spirit beast group, the spirit plant group, and the elf group in the sect have long been different from each other?"

Me: "I've heard such rumors, but... is it true?"

Elder Liu Jie: "You say you have collected a lot of information, but when it comes time to use it, you don't know which one is available."

Me: "Because there is not enough solid evidence for a lot of information, it's all like guesswork, and many of them are contradictory. It seems that you can believe any one, and you can't believe all of them."

Me: "For example, in this matter, there are also sayings that these three groups in the sect have their own problems and do not disturb each other; there are also sayings that these three groups have formed an alliance and cooperate to extract benefits from monks."

Elder Liu Jie: "Actually, these three theories all exist in reality. They exist in different sects at the same time, exist in the same sect at different times, and there are multiple situations in the same sect at the same time."

Me: "So how can I judge which kind of situation is the current Yunxiazong and my neighborhood?"

Elder Liu Jie: "If you have signed contracts with all three groups, you should be able to come up with a standard answer. If you also sign contracts with all the disciples of Yunxia Sect, the answer will be more accurate."

Me: "Doesn't it mean that I have signed a small contract with all the disciples of the Yunxia Sect by relying on the Yunxia Sect's intranet? I have traded a lot of hair with the Yunxia Sect disciples before, even if it is under strict standards, that must be enough On Xiaoyue level."

Elder Liu Jie: "If you make good use of it, you can indeed calculate it that way. But if you have successfully signed the contract in disguise, how can you still not understand the turbulent dark waves of various groups in Yunxia Sect?"

Me: "Just because you are in this mountain?"

Elder Liu Jie: "When you took the perspective of Yunxiazong's formation, didn't you establish a macroscopic understanding of the situation in Yunxiazong?"

Me: "It seems not?"

Elder Liu Jie: "Then you can continue playing, don't torture your weak brain cells too much."

Me: "Elder Guanghe told me that you are not as gentle and friendly as him."

Elder Liu Jie: "It depends on the situation. Sometimes I am friendly to different people and different things, and sometimes I am not friendly. Generally, I am more patient with spirit beasts than with people."

Me: "It's better to treat people who look like spirit beasts than people who are too human?"

Elder Liu Jie: "It's not that absolute. After all, in a broad sense, humans are also a kind of spirit beast. The so-called cultivation of human beings can also be regarded as a form of inheritance from spirit beasts."

09799-balanced aura

Me: "The efficiency of human inheritance is not as good as that of spirit beasts. Spirit beasts are born with knowledge, but humans need a long time to learn."

Elder Liu Jie: "It's just a different direction of evolution. Spiritual beasts pursue ease, efficiency and stability, while humans pursue breakthroughs and break the solidification of classes. Spiritual beasts default to strong. Influence, but acquired hard work is more critical. But in fact, 'hard work' is also a kind of talent."

Me: "Do you have any suggestions for improving the appearance of hamsters?"

Elder Liu Jie: "Only by fully understanding the characteristics of a species can you design the most suitable beautification plan. Considering the variability of spirit beasts, when you try to understand a species, you also have to understand all their possibilities. Mutated species. For example, if you want to fully understand winged cat spirit beasts, you have to understand cats such as tigers, leopards, and lions, as well as birds with wings. Commonly used descriptions such as cats and dogs fight to understand snakes, dogs, wolves and other species."

Me: "The conclusion that continues to expand is: you need to understand all spirit beasts... No, even mortal beasts have to understand?"

Elder Liu Jie: "Yes. Signing a contract with the spirit beasts of Yunxiazong is good for your hamster beauty protection plan."

Me: "Are you actually helping the spirit beasts as a lobbyist? Sure enough, you are more gentle with spirit beasts than with humans."

Elder Liu Jie: "Actually, I'm trying to persuade you not to take a detour. But if you insist on going, I won't forcefully stop you."

After finishing the communication with Elder Liu Jie, I tried to contact Elder Wang Linguo, another Beast Master of Transformation Stage.The communication was successfully connected, but the picture displayed made my heart tense: it is the secret realm of flowers.

The question about spirit beasts that was already on my lips changed to: "Elder Wang, did you go to the Blossoming Secret Realm alone?"

Elder Wang Lin and Guo smiled at me: "Yes. Qi Xuewei came alone once, and I came here alone to balance the aura between me and her here."

Me: "What happens if the aura is unbalanced?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "It will be difficult to encounter high-level creatures in this secret realm."

Me: "Will you meet after balancing?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "No. Balance is just to remove all obstacles that can be removed, not to guarantee that we will get opportunities; it just allows us to stand on the starting line where the scale is zero instead of negative."

Me: "Elder Qi Xuewei didn't tell me her travel impressions after she came back from the Blossoming Secret Realm last time, did she tell you?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "Of course, otherwise I wouldn't be here now. But I won't tell you either."

OKNot surprisingly.