Xiu Erdai's daily essays

Chapter 2434



Chapter 2434

09820- can adapt to pleasure

The audience: "...we are stupid to fight with the Yunxia Sect disciples at the entrance of the Yunxia Sect. Who knows if the Yunxia Sect's formation will suddenly hit us. We have heard that the third young master Pei is very big!" Consciousness likes it."

Viewers of the live broadcast: "Don't be cowardly. With the whole world watching, we believe that Yunxiazong will not bully the weak. In other words, Yunxiazong will definitely not send Yuanyingqi to fight Jindanqi, but must let Jindanqi fight Jindanqi. Danqi, and it must be a one-on-one fight, and you will admit it if you lose. You won't suffer a big loss."

The audience: "You are so eloquent, come on your own."

So, when Yu Chen brought the hamsters to the main world and landed in the circle I drew for them, the first thing he saw was the disciples of Yunxia Sect arguing with fellow Taoists from the outer sects, and fellow daoists from the outer sects quarreled with each other, and some Daoists who do not participate in the quarrel watch others quarreling with relish—if Yushen comes 10 minutes later, the "arguing" in the above scene may be replaced with "fighting".

The arrival of Yu Chen still attracted a little attention, but when everyone saw "Yo, the legendary Jade and the beauty are just like this" and "Oh, the hamsters alone are not bad, but this is too much Trypophobia can't stand it", and then the attention returned to the quarrel.

By the way, because considering that "the group of hamsters are weak at first glance, it is easy to accidentally kill a few of them in a fight near them, and then it may be irreversible for the guests invited by Yunxiazong's disciples at the gate of Yunxiazong." Injury 'for reasons", so the scene that was about to escalate into a fight was restrained, some people continued to quarrel, and some people decided to change the place for the fight.

Then, Yu Chen watched helplessly as the crowd of onlookers dwindled. He also seemed to have been prepared to log in to the Main World Cultivation World main website, found live broadcasts and small videos about himself, and saw that the number of viewers continued to decrease.

Yu Chen sighed in frustration: "I knew it."

I think you, Fellow Daoist Jade, will be able to adapt very happily in the main world.

Yan Ziqi didn't care about the boring changes of the boring people around, she greeted Yu Chen happily: "Chen Chen." At the same time, she released all her hamster army from the spirit animal bag.

It caused people around to hide farther and leave the scene faster.

In terms of quantity, Yan Ziqi's hamster army is very similar to Yuchen's hamster army, but in terms of appearance, Yuchen is much prettier than Yan Ziqi, and one of Yuchen's hamsters is much more beautiful than one of Yan Ziqi's hamsters.

And Yuchen's hamsters will cooperate with each other to pose more beautifully, while Yan Ziqi's hamsters pose in a pose that is convenient to form a practical formation, which can be regarded as imposing, but not beautiful, and a bit bleak— —The formations that are easy to deceive are generally low-key in shape and color, which is not gray, and it is difficult to make the audience feel bright before the fight.

Yu Chen smiled and nodded to Yan Ziqi: "Ziqi, your hamsters look very healthy."

09821-keep watching

An outsider Taoist friend who hadn't left yet muttered: "When you can't praise a person for being smart, you can praise him for being honest; when you can't praise a hamster for being beautiful, you can praise it for being healthy."

Another fellow Taoist beside this person said: "Actually, the group of hamsters of Yunxia Sect disciples are really healthy. If you look carefully, the slender legs are quite strong."

A former fellow Taoist: "No matter how healthy you are, isn't it just a hamster at the Qi training level or even at the mortal level? Oh, there are also a few foundation-building level hamsters. This is not a group that is suitable for being praised at the gate of one of the seven great hamsters." Bar?"

Another fellow Taoist: "Is there anything suitable? With Yunxiazong's style of pampering children, it is not against the harmony for them to praise a Wulinggen as a cultivation wizard at the gate-as long as the Wulinggen belongs to Yunxiazong own people."

Me: "Why can't Wulinggen be a genius for cultivation? In the orthodox and extravagant theory of cultivation, it is originally believed that Wulinggen is the best spiritual root for cultivation."

Fellow Daoist of the Outer Sect: "Here, let's speak from your own experience."

Another fellow Taoist laughed: "Theoretically, there is such a thing."

Yu Chen looked down at the formation under his feet for a while, and then looked at me suspiciously: "Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that new energy is still being charged into this formation to moisturize the hamster's fur?"

Me: "It's not an illusion, it's true. You can see that there are still audiences watching you live and in the live broadcast, and their energy is transmitted through their gaze. Before the live broadcast is over and the people here are completely gone, the energy The input will continue forever."

Yu Chen had a polite attitude: "I'm really bothering you all. I brought some local products from Yuhe. I don't know if it's convenient to share with you." He opened a beautiful box and took out a handful of different shapes from it Small decoration, continued to explain, "It's this kind of decoration. I brought several storage boxes."

The audience was very generous: "No need. If you count all the people who provided energy this time, there will be hundreds of millions. You came to the main world alone, and there are such a large group of weak spirit beasts to raise. You should take care of them first." Take care of yourself. If we really want to ask for a reward, we will come to Pei Sanshao. It is not your request to make such a big scene, Fellow Daoist Yu, but Pei Sanshao's own initiative, and he should bear the expenses."

Me: "Hey, you won't shirk when I give you decorations, and fellow Taoist Jade will take pity on him when he gives you decorations. Is it because I'm not cute enough?"

The Yunxia Sect disciples supported me: "Second Young Master, we will always love you."

I looked at the people who were chanting slogans and asked, "Will you reject my gift?"

Several people:

"Why do you want to reject it? We can definitely return you other gifts of equal or higher price after accepting it."

"Rejection hurts too much. Exchanging gifts is the right way to deepen the relationship."

"Don't bother with those idiots outside. Our Yunxia Sect is the most professional when it comes to petting mascots. Those guys outside don't even know the basics of pleasing people. There is no way to save them."

09822-Study the market first

Guys out there:

"... Tsk, the loss is quite reasonable."

"Stop making trouble. Pei Lin has the backing of Yunxiazong's sending and receiving office, so there is no pressure to exchange gifts with hundreds of millions of people. Fellow Daoist Yu just came to the main world, how can he spend a lot of energy on such jokes? The hamsters help it send and receive gifts all over the world?"

Yan Ziqi is concentrating on discussing the next arrangement with Yu Chen: "After watching the sunrise, the live broadcast will almost be over completely, and there will be no new energy pouring into this formation. At that time, you and Your hamsters will be able to simulate the structure of the formation without being bound in this circle. After that, you will go back to Yunxiazong with me to rest for a few days. By the way, I will let my hamsters teach your hamsters how to survive in the main world skills, and then you should be able to live on your own."

Yu Chen: "Okay, sorry to trouble you. I will also let my hamsters teach your hamsters grooming skills. Although your hamsters may not be very interested in this, they can be saved as knowledge and sold later For interested creatures."

Yan Ziqi: "In fact, there are still many creatures interested in beauty. It would be even better if the skills taught to your hamsters can not only be applied to hamsters."

Yu Chen: "Applicable to all aspects. A hamster can only do a good job of grooming that is suitable for hamsters, and a group of hamsters can demonstrate the beauty that is suitable for all kinds of creatures."

Audience: "Fellow Daoist Yu, you don't need to take a rest, you can directly open a shop. They don't pay much attention to beauty, and they are more interested in inner strength—anyway, it's easy to become beautiful after reaching the Nascent Soul stage—— But the third-rate, low-level sects, and the mortal world especially like this. You open a beauty salon, as long as you have real skills, you can make a lot of money keeping it."

Me: "Is it so easy to open a store? No matter what, you have to study the market first and choose a suitable location for your store. For example, we all know that as long as the taste is good, hot pot restaurants are easy to make money, but if the hot pot restaurant opens It’s not so good to be near Mufenglin, right?”

"...You have a sweet tooth, so you have the nerve to give this example?"

"Master Pei San is really capable. Such a stunning beauty, strong strength, and no mistakes in principle, can actually make the whole world want to hate him with his mouth. How can he be so capable?"

Me: "Where is the whole world? I still have a lot of fans. Although they are not fanatical, they are willing to say good things for me."

Fan: "Yeah, our group is still alive. We just like to see the whole world being so angry with Pei Mei that he can't do anything about it."

09823-It seems not typical

other people:

"Is this powder?"

"Pei Lin's fans have always been mixed with black."

Yu Chen asked Yan Ziqi: "Is it easier to start a live broadcast in the main world?"

Yan Ziqi: "There are many more people in the main world than Yuhe, and everyone's interests are also very different, so as long as your live broadcast has real content, more or less people will watch it."

The audience suggested to Yu Shen: "For example, you can broadcast live beauty lectures. The premise is that the beauty methods you bring from Yuhe are better than the teaching materials of Acacia Sect, Nishang Yu, Fei Decoration Bag, etc., or at least have other teaching materials than those teaching materials. characteristics."

Yu Chen: "I have to study it."

Audience: "I advise you to hurry up. You have borrowed a lot of enthusiasm from Master Pei San. If you strike while the iron is hot, your beauty shop can get a lot of customers as soon as it opens. And if your strength can capture half of the customers' hearts, your shop will Even stand still."

Audience: "And if you open a store after a year and a half, the heat attached to you by Master Pei has long dissipated, and you will return to an ordinary little beauty. There may be no splashes at all when opening a new store, and it may not be a whole day." To receive a guest, we can only spend publicity expenses to attract the attention of the public, but not much.”

Me: "Fellow Daoist Jade hasn't said that he wants to open a beauty shop yet. Why are you bothering? Maybe Fellow Daoist Jade plans to buy a big house to live a leisurely retirement life? Anyway, he brought a lot with his cultivation base. Very valuable things, enough for him to live affluently."

Yu Chen: "It's really good to live a leisurely life. If I get tired of staying in a house, no one will guard me outside the house to prevent me from going out. However, monks in the main world seem to respect cultivation more and like to see continuous improvement in cultivation , and despise a life of excessive idleness?"

Audience: "So I told you not to have too much contact with the top ten disciples. They really put most of their minds on cultivation. You come to play with the third-rate sect, and you can guarantee that you can talk about leisure."

Yu Shen said again: "I'll do some research first."

Audience: "Hey, I have dealt with Yuhe people before, and this fellow Taoist Yushen...doesn't seem very typical of Yuhe."

Yu Chen: "Yeah, I left Yuhe just because it wasn't typical enough."


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