Chapter 32
Chapter 32
With just such a paw, the phone was shot flying by him!
Ever since Tang Suiqing kissed her on the mouth, how did Luo Qingchuan feel that Tang Sui felt something was wrong.
Even though he knew Tang Suiqin was only a cat, and he only regarded him as a cat.
but!
A kiss on the mouth is a kiss on the mouth.
He kissed Tang Sui!
He called Yu Guo again.
"Let me tell you, the thing is like this." Luo Qingchuan said.
"Say it, tell it." Yu Guo is excited, is this another new melon?
"The protagonist of the story is not me, but a friend of mine. You don't know this friend. I'm the only one who made a child." Luo Qingchuan said
Yu Guo: "..."
Yu Guo: "You say, you say, you say your hair is young."
"I had a very bad relationship with someone when I was young. They always quarreled. I thought that person hated him. One day when I was a guest at his house, I found that his friends didn't seem to hate him. He even liked him a little bit. He, the family has collected a lot of things about him."
"For example..." Luo Qingchuan hesitated.
This is the story of his childhood. He couldn't be a star when he was a child. If they were celebrities, they must have known each other, and the lie would not come back.
Can't talk about albums and posters, so what should I say?
"For example, the books he read before, the toys he played with... and so on." Luo Qingchuan coughed.
Sorry, Tang Sui.
"Damn, is Tang Sui such a pervert?" Yu Guo was shocked.
"Isn't Tang Sui... Why did you suddenly mention Tang Sui?" Luo Qingchuan was vigilant.
"No, I was watching Tang Sui's TV series, and I wanted to say something about your friend who made me young, but I was full of Tang Sui, so I said the wrong thing." Yu Guo explained.
Luo Qingchuan thought about it, and felt that these words were still credible, so he chose to believe, or in other words, he hypnotized himself to choose to believe.
"That friend of yours is perverted, telling you to stay away from him is not love!" Yu Guo was anxious.
did not expect.
Tang Sui, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, is actually so scary in private.
When they lived together, Tang Sui always looked indifferent. Who would have thought that he secretly hid so many personal items from Luo Qingchuan.
"Oh, it's not a pervert, it's really not a pervert, it's just... I don't know what to say, anyway, just listen to it." Luo Qingchuan scratched his face.
"Uh...the thing is like this, the two of them drank together, and after drinking, my Faxiao friend was drunk and drunk, he mistook me for a cat, and then kissed him Q."
"He definitely doesn't know that the cat is my Faxiao, but I always mind Faxiao, what should I do if I find it weird?"
Yu Guo stood up excitedly: "Bah!"
"What do you really believe? When you're drunk, you don't know if it's a person or a cat! It's all lies, it's all excuses, he knows it very well, otherwise it's fine, why would you kiss a cat?"
"Because cats are cute!" Luo Qingchuan replied confidently.
Yu Guo: "..."
"Okay, okay, don't argue for him, anyway, he is a pervert, you stay away from him, no, I mean you should stay away from him, you'd better stay away from him, he is nothing Good man!" Yu Guo sighed in his heart.
Tang Sui oh Tang Sui.
You kid is hiding something.
With thick eyebrows and big eyes, he has also learned to pretend to be a drunk relative.
Tang Sui: "Ah Choo—!"
Tang Sui, who was filming, was forced to be interrupted. He frowned and didn't feel cold.
Luo Qingchuan didn't know what to say anymore, there was really no way to make sense of this matter, and there was no way to make people feel the same through analogy, so he casually slapped Yu Guo with a few words, and hung up the phone.
After Yu Guo hung up the phone, she suddenly thought, didn't Luo Qingchuan stay at home these two days?Anyone who asks him out says they don't have time.
As for Tang Sui, isn't Tang Sui filming a TV series, in the crew?I'm filming every day, how can I still drink with Luo Qingchuan, and even kiss after drinking.
The only possibility is that Luo Qingchuan went to Tang Sui's crew by himself, and drank with Tang Sui, and even snorted after drinking.
Gee.
Gee!
Yu Guo gnaws her nails.
This gossip...how can I share it with others?
Jiang Yunzhao has a bit of backstage and connections, plus he is an accomplice, and unfortunately he scratched his face, so he quickly returned to the crew, and the director and screenwriter even added a scene where his forehead was injured, asking him to bring hurt filming.
It's just that something like this happened, no matter how thick-skinned Jiang Yunzhao is, he has to behave with his tail between his legs.
As for the other one, it is estimated that it will be over in the future.
Jiang Yunzhao is now on the set, and he doesn't dare to trouble Tang Sui anymore.
This time it all stopped.
Luo Qingchuan stayed at the hotel to play games without worrying about Tang Sui's safety.
Time passed like this for more than a month.
Tang Sui's scene today is at night, so he doesn't have to go to the set during the day.
Tang Sui expressed his satisfaction, and he planned to hold the cat all day long without letting go.
When they were eating, Xiao Jin's gradual rice bowl was also placed on the table.
He quickly finished eating the canned food in the bowl, Luo Qingchuan was about to leave the table.
He just turned around when Tang Sui let out a "huh".
"Chacha!" Tang Sui said as he stretched out his hand to hold down the kitten who was about to run away.
Luo Qingchuan:?
Tang Sui grabbed the cat directly.
He hugged Luo Qingchuan in his arms, and under Luo Qingchuan's bewildered expression, he suddenly reached out and lifted his tail.
His eyes fell on a strange place.
Yeah!
Old rascal!
Luo Qingchuan cried out in her heart.
He started to struggle.
He and Tang Sui lived together peacefully for a month, and although Tang Sui had some disrespectful behaviors at first, he has been quite honest recently, and he doesn't insist on looking at his private parts anymore.
Okay, while eating, why suddenly went crazy again.
The previous filming was too intensive, and Tang Sui was overwhelmed?
Just as Luo Qingchuan was about to get angry, she suddenly realized that the situation had escalated.
The little cat's eyes widened in disbelief, what is Tang Sui doing.
He, he actually got started!
Where is he touching?This is really perverted.
How could Luo Qingchuan, a three-month-old cat, be stronger than an adult like Tang Sui? He was easily suppressed by Tang Sui, completely ignoring the kitten's struggle.
Tang Sui was still working, suddenly, Luo Qingchuan felt something was being pinched.
He and Tang Sui looked at each other.
As a man, he knew exactly what it was, but as a female cat, he was at a loss.
"Chacha, you seem to have a ball." Tang Sui said hesitantly.
Luo Qingchuan lowered his head, and he saw it too.
"Chacha, you have balls." Tang Sui replaced it with a firm statement this time.
"Meow!" I saw it!
After Luo Qingchuan finished calling, he continued to look at Tang Sui in blank dismay.
"You are a female cat, how can you have eggs?" Tang Sui frowned, and Luo Qingchuan nodded.
Yes, yes, isn't he a she-cat?Why do female cats have balls?
Luo Qingchuan and Tang Sui showed anxious expressions at the same time, could it be that Luo Qingchuan was sick again?
What an ill-fated kitten.
Without further ado, Tang Sui quickly turned on his phone. He originally wanted to search, but now he hesitated.
It goes without saying that a female cat has two testicles. Needless to say, everyone knows how scary it is. If he opens Baidu and searches for related questions, does his cat have cancer?
Tang Sui suddenly felt a little vulnerable, so he changed his method to find the answer.
Tang Sui posted a circle of friends.
He originally wanted to pat the kitten's balls, but Luo Qingchuan refused, so Tang Sui had no choice but to give up.
He randomly found a photo of a cat and added a text.
Tang Sui: Does anyone know why our little female cat suddenly grew two balls?
His circle of friends suddenly became lively.
His friend was crazily shocked, how could a female cat grow two eggs?
Tan Wenbin: Did you make a mistake?He was originally a tomcat.
Tang Sui replied: No, he is really a female cat, he has many nipples.
Yu Guo: Is this the legendary intersex cat, just like intersex people, why don't you take the cat to the hospital now, are you on the set?It's not a trivial matter to let Xiaomai send him to the hospital for a look.
In fact, it's not impossible, Song Xiaomai took him to get vaccinated some time ago.
His celebrity friends were chatting away there.
They put forward all kinds of guesses, and now everyone focuses on two directions. One is that this cat is a bisexual cat, and it is both male and female.
Another possibility is that the cat did not grow eggs, but a tumor.
Tang Sui told everyone that he could tell the difference between testicles and tumors, but everyone didn't believe it, so he asked him to take a picture first to see.
Luo Qingchuan, who had witnessed the whole process, had a very painful expression on his face. He didn't want to be photographed, but if he didn't, he would really be considered a tumor.
In the end the kitten gave in, and he asked Tang Sui to take a picture of his balls.
However, Tang Sui kindly mosaiced the rest of the place and pasted various stickers, only two eggs were exposed, and then he posted another circle of friends.
Well, now everyone who was skeptical believed it.
Everyone thinks that this is the egg, so this is not a tumor.
Eliminate one of the two answers, and only one remains.
That's a bisexual cat.
Luo Qingchuan took a breath. At first, he was still suffering from the fact that he had time-traveled and become a female cat, but now that he has recovered, he was told directly that he did not time-travel and become a female cat, he transmigrated into a female cat. Hermaphrodites!
Bisexual!
Tang Sui is already contacting Song Maimai, asking her to contact the nearby pet hospital, and hurry up to take their kitty there to have a look.
Luo Qingchuan was very worried.
Is this going to be treated?If you want to treat it, how should you treat it?
He's really an ill-fated kitten.
The friends in the circle of friends are also very sad. They didn't expect such a cute cat in Tang Sui's family to be a bisexual cat. Now the future is uncertain, and they don't know how to treat it.
Just when Tang Sui was about to let Song Xiaomai contact the hospital, someone left a message under his circle of friends.
He Xin: Are you all Erbi?
He Xin: A cat with eggs is of course a male cat!
He Xin was speechless, because Tang Sui's circle of friends was posted in their chat group by their mutual friends. He Xin didn't want to talk to him at first, thinking that someone would jump out to explain the situation, but he didn't expect that now more and more exaggerate.
Seeing that he was about to go to the hospital, He Xin directly released Tang Sui from the blacklist.
Tang Sui replied modestly: But he has nipples...
He Xin: Erbi, do you have nipples?You also have nipples, are you a woman? !
After He Xin finished speaking, the circle of friends suddenly became quiet.
After about 30 seconds, everyone left messages below, wildly praising He Xin for being smart.
Some friends who were not He Xin were still confused, Tang Sui was very considerate, took a screenshot of He Xin's words, and posted a third circle of friends.
After doing these things, Luo Qingchuan and Tang Sui looked at each other.
Luo Qingchuan: "..."
Tang Sui: "..."
Tang Sui looked at Luo Qingchuan with a dazed look: "Daughter, so you are a son."
Luo Qingchuan: "..."
Tang Sui turned his head and took a look at the room. There were many cat supplies he bought online recently. Without exception, they were all pink. Each piece was cute and unique, like a little princess. Things that will be used.
"..."
Now the little princess has become a little prince.
Tang Sui continued to eat. He took two bites and looked up at Xiao Jin gradually.
"But you are really pretty, everyone praises you so much." Tang Sui couldn't help but say.
Tang Sui took photos around their cat every day, and uploaded them to Moments after the photos were taken. His parents saw it and praised the kitten as delicate and beautiful, a noble little princess.
Many people say that Tang Sui's cat is worthy of being a little female cat. It looks different from the little male cat and is very beautiful.
"..."
"Meow meow meow!" Then I am a tomcat!
Luo Qingchuan was also shocked at the beginning, he didn't expect that he finally accepted that he was dressed as a female cat from a man, and now he told him that he was actually mistaken, he was a male cat.
It's not easy for him either.
It's already so difficult, Tang Sui is now saying some weird things to hurt his heart.
Tang Sui seemed to accept it, but then, he stared at the kitten's face all afternoon, and after a while, he was about to feel emotional.
Such a cute and beautiful cat, how could it be a male cat?
Luo Qingchuan: I'm going to get angry!
But the facts are here, Tang Sui can only be forced to accept this reality.
Luo Qingchuan was so angry, the most angry thing was not Tang Suihui feeling how he was a male cat.
The most angry thing was that Tang Sui suddenly turned into a pervert.
He always wants to hold the cat, and it's nothing to hold the cat. After all, he used to want to hold the kitten every day and never let go, but this time he was really weird.
Because he always wants to touch the cat's balls!
Fortunately, he was speaking for Tang Sui in front of Yu Guo before, saying that he is not a pervert, but now that he is clearly a pervert from his behavior, who would always want to touch that part of the kitten!
That's weird, don't you have one yourself?Won't you touch your own?
Luo Qingchuan got angry, and when Tang Sui made another messy attack next time, he finally couldn't help but fight back.
Tang Sui was fine, he thought the cat had accidentally stepped on it.
On the contrary, it was Luo Qingchuan himself, he couldn't pass this test.
It's over, he's dirty, he's now a kitten that's been dirty from body to mind.
How could he do such a thing!
Xiao Jin gradually fell into self-loathing.
Tang Sui's circle of friends was buzzing, when Yu Guo suddenly sent him a private chat.
Yu Guo: Have you met Luo Qingchuan recently?
Tang Sui was puzzled: no.
Yu Guo: Oh, what do you have to hide from me?I'm your teammate, we all win and we all lose, don't worry, I'll keep it a secret from you.
Tang Sui:?
Yu Guo: Pretend to be garlic!
Yu Guo: I've heard what Luo Qingchuan said, anyway, I know everything, you, or both of you, if you have any questions about what you want in the future, you can call me for consultation, I will definitely know everything, okay!
Yu Guo then said a lot of inexplicable words eloquently, Tang Sui had no idea what he was talking about.
Luo Qingchuan was about to suffocate looking at it, and now he was going to return to the human body to fight Yu Guo.
But now he's just a cat, staring at the screen of his phone bitterly.
Yu Guo crackled and talked for a while, but finally felt tired and a little bored.
I don't know what Tang Sui and Luo Qingchuan are doing, Luo Qingchuan is facing him, and has almost explained everything, Tang Sui is still pretending not to know, Yu Guo can't handle it Understand, what fun are they doing this way?
Maybe the young lovers, can they be called young lovers now? Well, there will always be some emotions between the young lovers in the future that others don't understand.
Tang Sui patted Mao Mao's head: "Female...son."
He lowered his head again. Luo Qingchuan couldn't take it anymore, he stretched out his paw and hit Tang Sui hard.
Also look!Also look!
When Luo Qingchuan fell asleep at night and returned to his human body, he called and scolded Yu Guo directly.
Yu Guo: "...He told you so soon?"
Luo Qingchuan: "..."
Luo Qingchuan hung up the phone directly. .
Damn, sure enough, I can't do anything at night. I'm prone to impulsiveness when I do things at night. Now it's all right, and I just confessed myself.
How to do.
Whether Yu Guo has any evidence, he can't do anything.
Luo Qingchuan comforted herself.
After thinking about it, he turned on his phone again and found Tang Sui's circle of friends.
He commented under Tang Sui's circle of friends.
Luo Qingchuan: Cats also have their own dignity, can you stop posting other people's eggs on the Internet?
The kitten cat is angry!
Luo Qingchuan sent Tang Sui a private WeChat message.
Luo Qingchuan: If you are too attached to the cat, you will be disgusted by the cat, and don't keep touching other people's private parts.
After sending this message, he took a deep breath and went to do other things.
When he returned to Mao Mao's body, he woke up again and found Tang Sui staring at him.
Luo Qingchuan was inexplicably nervous, what's wrong, why did this guy look at him with such strange eyes?
Tang Sui suddenly stretched out his hand, about to pet the kitten, Luo Qingchuan immediately raised his paw, and pushed Tang Sui in disgust.
Here we go again, here we go again.
Tang Sui used a little bit of strength, and the little cat also strengthened, resolutely not letting Tang Sui break through his defense.
After a month, Luo Qingchuan is no longer the weak cat that was two months old.
He's already a strong, strong three month kitten!
His strength is much stronger than before. For example, Tang Sui can't easily break through his defense line and touch him now.
"Can't you touch it?" Tang Sui asked.
"Meow!" No way!
The little cat shouted loudly and long on purpose.
Tang Sui was silent for a second, then he suddenly changed direction and was about to rub Luo Qingchuan's stomach, Luo Qingchuan quickly jumped up from the bed,
He immediately got out of bed and went to the bathroom.
After Luo Qingchuan went to the toilet, when he came back, he found that Tang Sui hadn't washed his face yet. He jumped on the bed and saw that this guy was looking at his mobile phone. He poked his head over to take a look, and found that Tang Sui's content on the mobile phone stayed on the WeChat chat interface with him. superior.
Tang Sui glanced at Xiao Jin Jianlayer.
This was originally his legitimate appeal, and it was also his true psychological thoughts, but now he really sent this message, and Tang Sui saw it again, causing Tang Sui to fall into endless entanglement, and Luo Qingchuan was inexplicably a little bit Guilt and guilt.
In fact, Tang Sui did nothing wrong. After all, he thought he only raised an ordinary cat. As the owner of an ordinary cat, it was normal for him to want to get closer to the cat.
Tang Sui stretched out a hand hesitantly, but it didn't come down for a long time. Luo Qingchuan felt that he was a little pitiful, so he mercifully pushed his head up, and rubbed his head against Tang Sui's. Sure enough, Tang Sui's eyes lit up all of a sudden, his expression became much prettier, and his whole person was extremely bright.
Tang Sui didn't hesitate anymore, he sent Luo Qingchuan a message.
Tang Sui: I am not attached to my cat, but my cat is attached to me.
There is also a picture.
I don't know when Tang Sui took the photo just now.
In the photo, Luo Qingchuan automatically rubbed his hand.
Xiao Jin gradually: "..."
This guy's unlikable skill is really the same as before, if he hadn't stayed by Tang Sui's side now and witnessed the whole process.
As a human being, Luo Qingchuan would definitely hate him even more.
Tang Sui glanced at his phone again.
"It's not good to go back like this..." Tang Sui said.
Xiao Jin gradually nodded.
God!
You found out!
Luo Qingchuan moved her little head closer, and watched as Tang Sui typed another line.
Tang Sui: If you get a cat who doesn't like to cling to you, but also dislikes you, be patient, maybe he will change his mind.
Only then did Tang Sui put down his phone.
Tang Sui: "That's fine."
Luo Qingchuan:?
Where is the good?
Where is the good thing!
The little cat trembled and stretched out its paws to cover its chest.
He was officially desperate for Tang Sui.
He finally understood, and finally realized clearly, why Tang Sui always made him angry.
He is very stingy to others, and he can make them speechless with just one sentence, but for Luo Qingchuan, he has to add a mocking sentence every time.
In the past, Luo Qingchuan didn't understand, he felt very wronged and angry, he wondered why he didn't do anything to Tang Sui, why Tang Sui always wanted to catch him and blame him.
Others will only get one sentence of yin and yang, but he can get two sentences.
...It turned out that Tang Sui cared about him, and after reflecting on his previous words, he specially added a sentence to comfort him.
Luo Qingchuan: Outrageous!
How could there be such an outrageous thing? !
The more Luo Qingchuan thought about it, the more angry he became, he jumped onto the bedside table and put his claws on the edge of the tablet.
"Be careful!" Tang Sui shouted subconsciously.
Luo Qingchuan smiled contemptuously, just as he was about to strike at the tablet, to relieve the hatred in his heart, he moved the tablet with his paw, and pushed it to the side of the table.
……Wait a moment.
Isn't there him who plays tablet now?
He dropped the tablet, what can he do by himself!
Luo Qingchuan hurriedly went to grab the tablet, and Tang Sui also hurriedly helped, and only then did he keep the tablet.
Luo Qingchuan breathed a sigh of relief.
He glanced at Tang Sui's cell phone on the bed.
Ah!
The kitten jumped and flew onto the bed.
With just such a paw, the phone was shot flying by him!
"Clap."
Broken.
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