1novels Chapter 1
Chapter 1
After clearing the last list in his hand, Shi Ye stretched his waist, went to his own account, intending to rank up, rush to rank, and by the way, advertise his agency service to earn some money.
In recent years, as the game of Glory of Kings has become more and more popular, more and more wonderful teammates have been matched.You can never imagine whether your teammate is a child in kindergarten or a young woman with a baby at home. Shi Ye is more willing to believe that he can play the whole game than trusting his teammates.So he ignored the signal from his teammates below that he wanted a hero, and chose King Lanling on his own.
After pouring a glass of water and returning, the game had just started, and he habitually looked at the enemy lineup, Shi Ye was a little confused, just now the big brother on the fifth floor also chose a jungler, Zhao Yun.At the beginning of the game, Donghuang led his teammates to turn against Boye. His own shooter was a little dazed, and he turned a blind eye to the [-] signals sent by the blue buff on the opposite side.Originally, the lineup of the two junglers was not very easy to play in the Glory game. After one trades off and the other grows, this round is like a big headwind.
The opposite side quickly pushed to the Highland Tower, Zhao Yun sneaked away to steal the big dragon, and Shi Ye drove out to cut off the line of troops.Just when the big dragon was bleeding, Nuwa on the opposite side seemed to be blessed suddenly, and made a big move on the big dragon. The system prompt of Nuwa killing the master was hung up on Shi Ye's mobile phone screen.
Seeing Nuwa's teammates tauntingly cut all the chat channels, shouting "666" one by one, Shi Ye's mentality exploded.
Tortoise q233310086 (King of Lanling): Small.study.born.Tsk.
Toi q233310086 (King of Lanling): I don’t understand this person. If there is a jungler, he still chooses, and he came from /?
Reunion after a long absence (Zhao Yun): Yes, yes ^^ Do you want to take orders?
Tortoise q233310086 (King of Lanling): zhizhang.cast
Reunion after a long absence (Zhao Yun): Hey, little brother, how about a good fight?
Shi Ye looked at the few lines of words on the screen and thought he was a Sabi, why would he care about such a brainless person, he hung up the phone and ate beef jerky after leaving the words "Sinai gay".Before he finished eating one, a QQ system prompt flashed on the top of the phone screen, someone added him as a friend, Shi Ye followed the prompt and clicked on the chat box.
Inch Time: Place an order?End of season discount, discount if you are happy.
Shi Ye pasted the power leveling price list into the dialog box, waiting for the other party's reply.At this time, the phone vibrated a few more times, and Shi Ye went out to check it out, and he added reminders from his friends—in order to facilitate the power leveling business, he set QQ so that anyone could add it.
Thinking about what's wrong with him today, if so many people added him as friends, if they all asked him to do leveling... It's not a dream to get rich overnight!Shi Ye's mood improved instantly, and just as he was about to copy past price advertisements one by one, his phone buzzed and vibrated non-stop.Then, the mobile phone that accompanied Shi Ye for four or five years just got stuck.
"Day!" Shi Ye howled, waking up the jet-lagged roommate on the next bed.The roommate slammed a small pillow off the bed, muttered "Going out for the day", turned over and continued to sleep.
Shi Ye felt that he was in the wrong, and scratched his smashed head in embarrassment, got up and picked up the pillow that bounced off the floor, and put it back on the roommate's table.When I came back and saw that the phone was normal, I was glad that the phone didn't need to be repaired or replaced, and the small treasury was saved.
At this time, the screen of his mobile phone was the chat interface with the first person who added him as a friend. He was going to copy the price list just now, and the other party had already replied in a while.
Star, Moon, and Night: Hehe, what kind of power leveling does Hangup Dog do.
Stars, Moon and Night: On sale?You can consider breaking yourself into a bone.
Shi Ye cut it out of nowhere for no reason, and took a quick look at the friends he just added, and they seemed to be complaining about him hanging up in this round and being blind BB for a long time.
Long time away? …………Reunion?The mentally handicapped?
Shi Ye was furious, and planned to switch to the game to turn all the grievances in his heart into motivation for reunion after a long absence, so that these people could see the demeanor of him overwhelming the crowd with one blow of nine skills.But then a series of friends were added. With the increasing number of messages, seeing that the phone was getting stuck again, Shi Ye was able to bend and stretch, and decided to endure it for a while. Ma Liu closed QQ, switched back to the game, and tried to persuade him. Apologize.
Autoconnect attempt [1/7]...
Autoconnect attempt [2/7]...
Autoconnect attempt [3/7]...
……
Finally reconnected back, there was still a highland tower on the third road of my home, Shi Ye didn't care about the current situation, so he quickly typed: "Brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't spray you." "Let these add me as friends Brothers, please let me go, my phone is blown up" "I'm not going to croak, can't I?"
However, the reunion after a long absence ignored him.
……
In the end, this game was still lost. The economic gap in the early stage was too big. The only thing we had to meet was a long-lost reunion. I don’t know what he did when he hung up, and the economy was actually on par with the opponent.The opposite side advanced step by step, with the wind and the waves, and steadily. Although Shi Ye no longer hangs up, he can only watch his own crystal explode in front of his eyes.
When Shi Ye thought of those unreasonable trolls on QQ, he felt dizzy for a while, so he formed a team to find Reunion after a long absence on the recent list and invited him.
The other party rejects in seconds, invites again, rejects in seconds, continues to invite, or refuses in seconds.
Shi Ye thought that this big brother should be an anchor, oh, maybe he is really a girl... Otherwise, there are so many people who don't watch the technical anchors who are like gods, and are full to watch a proxy who keeps losing?Are you still complaining about this kind of mental retardation?
At this time, the other party finally agreed to the invitation, and looked at a cute Shiba Inu head that jumped out next to his head on the screen.Well, it is likely that she is a girl anchor who relies on her face for food. Shi Ye complained secretly in his heart, put the beef jerky in his mouth, and patted his hands clean to type.
Tortoise q233310086: Big sister, can you call your fans back?
Tortoise q233310086: The phone was just blown up by their card, I dare not open Q now
Tortoise q233310086: I will take you to put the star that just dropped
Reunion after a long absence: The little brother wants to bring Ren's family to the top wow☆w☆It’s amazing hehe
Tortoise q233310086: Big sister, can we speak well?
Reunion after a long absence: Renjia's family is a typewriter (fingers
Tortoise q233310086: Please, big sister
Reunion after a long absence: good ^^
"There are fans of this kind of idiot, and the old men like this now? A good game live broadcast is polluted by these mentally retarded loli, big breasts and idiots." Shi Ye muttered softly, squeezed the beef jerky again, and ordered Start matching.
This time the first floor is a reunion after a long absence, and King Lanling was chosen in seconds.
Reunion after a long absence: little brother ~ Renjiajia will help you grab it
Reunion after a long absence: Help someone get a bull demon, and I will help you>
Tortoise q233310086: ==.It's enough.
This meant that he hadn't planned to play the King of Lanling, and there was no one to grab this hero, not to mention that the help mechanism has been perfected to the point where he can wait for his teammates to ask for help and then exchange positions with him directly. He felt that this girl was either really mentally retarded, or she was playing with him, but he still thought he was unlucky and chose a bull devil.
After everyone had chosen their heroes, Shi Ye sent a request to exchange heroes with the long-awaited reunion, but there was no response for a long time.
Tortoise q233310086:? ? ?
Tortoise q233310086: Big sister?
Tortoise q233310086: Change quickly, don’t play with me
When the countdown is over, the game begins.
Shi Ye stared at the bull demon at his whiteboard, and Lanling King, who had reunited with the whiteboard after a long absence, looked hopeless.
The author has something to say: Wen Huangxian's egg hurts_(: Blind chicken writing