After falling out of her online dating, she was targeted by vinegar and school grass

Chapter 31

The third move of the Code of Love

"Has Jiang Jinnian returned to you? Can you show me."

Chen Su sat on the sofa and held the remote control panel in his hand. He turned on the TV and casually played a recent popular TV series, saying that he wanted some sound in the living room to serve as background music.

"It's back."

Just as Yu Xian wanted to show Chen Su the screen of his phone, he realized that the note he had given to Jiang Jinnian was too strange, so he edited the note.

As soon as the modification was completed, Chen Su sat over.

"What the hell is going on with him, hahahaha? Why is he so indifferent to Chen Yan and so concerned about you?" Chen Su clutched her stomach and laughed, and she took a few glances to confirm that she read these chat records correctly.

"Then what should I do?" Yu Xian felt extremely confused now.

"Have you ever been in love before? Why do you look like you have no experience at all?"

Looking at Yu Xian's bewildered look, Chen Su couldn't help asking.

But when she asked this question, she already had the answer in her heart.

Sure enough, the next second, the other party replied that it had never happened before, this was his first love.

...

It was getting late and the dusk was over, Yu Xian was walking alone on the sidewalk, the street lights cast his shadow very long, when he went back, the last bus was past, so he chose to swing back because he was not too far away.

He still held a small note in his hand.

It was given to him by Chen Susai when he was leaving, saying that she had read countless novels and summed up the secret of chasing people, which is absolutely easy to use.

Thinking of Chen Susai's beaming face when he gave it to him, Yu Xian laughed on the road, stuffed the note into his pocket and looked up at the scenery on the roadside.

When passing by a park, I was attracted by a burst of fragrance and dynamic music.

In the park, a group of grandmothers danced square dances with pink and elegant fans, while a row of food stalls stopped.

"Selling roasted sweet potatoes, fragrant and sweet roasted sweet potatoes."

A burst of yelling came from behind, and when Yu Xian turned his head, he saw an old man driving slowly on an electric tricycle, and the smell was everywhere when he passed by.

He couldn't resist buying one.

The freshly baked sweet potato was still steaming hot, so Yu Xian wrapped it in a paper towel before he could hold it. He tore off the skin with his fingertips and took a small bite, almost scalding his tongue.

After walking for a while, Yu Xian didn't dare to eat until the temperature was right. In the end, he didn't think it was particularly delicious.

Immediately took out his mobile phone and took a photo and sent it to Ye Juanli.

— Happy Little Fish: [Photo]

—Happy Little Fish: I bought a sweet potato for 12 yuan, which was not delicious at all. When the uncle sold me, he patted his chest and said it must be sweet. [Helpless.jpg]

— Facing the sea, spring blossoms: eat less roadside stalls, this is unhygienic, I watched a video saying that many crops are treated with pesticides, and children will become stupid if they eat too much.

—Facing the sea, spring flowers bloom: [smile][smile][rose]

—Happy Little Fish: Mom, you should watch less short videos too [Hands together][Hands together][Rose]

About ten minutes later, Yu Xian couldn't move anymore, so he took a taxi and drove to the entrance of the community in less than 5 minutes.

The driver earned him ten yuan with tears in his eyes.

...

It was almost eight o'clock when I got home. Ye Juanli came home from get off work early and was lying on the sofa with a mask on and watching TV. Seeing Yu Xian push the door open, she sat up and asked, "Are you hungry? There is a bowl of dumplings on the kitchen table, would you like it?" eat."

"No, I'm not hungry."

After Yu Xian said a word, he quickly slipped back into his room.

The bed was covered with Ye Juanli's newly bought bright red quilt cover. There were two layers of quilts. After taking a shower and putting on the quilt, she felt so heavy that she couldn't breathe, and the quilt was cold without any warmth.

After unplugging the fully charged phone, Yu Xian opened the note Chen Su gave him.

The note was relatively soft, and it had been crumpled by him right now.

As soon as it was opened, a line of large characters came into view.

The Twelve Great Laws of Love Collection.

Several methods are listed below, and notes are added.

After seeing what was written in the first article, Yu Xian averted his eyes, and couldn't help wondering if Chen Su was joking with him.

It just so happened that the phone vibrated at this time, and when I turned on the screen, there were several unread messages.

— Sour Soda: Brother, did you read the note I wrote to you? ?

—Sour soda water: How about it? Does it feel very reliable? This is what I concluded from watching n TV dramas and novels. If it is not reliable, I dare not write it to you.

Yu Xian looked at the message from Chen Su, turned his head to read the content on the paper again, and typed a reply.

— Distressed Xiaoyu: Hahahaha I don’t think I dare try.

— Distressed Xiaoyu: It’s hard to write so many words for you.

- Sour Soda: If you don’t dare to try it, let me try it. It’s good to try one, but I wrote it down after a night of careful consideration. How can you live up to my kindness.

— Sour Soda: Angry.jpg

On the other side, Chen Su was holding the phone and his teeth were itching with anger, wishing to give this unworthy guy two bang bang punches through the screen.

Yu Xian felt really sorry after reading what Chen Su said, but he couldn't understand the first point.

Article [-] of the Code of Love: Inadvertently create a chance encounter and then fall into someone's arms to lead to a follow-up.

— Distressed Xiaoyu: I can’t do the first one without knowing the opponent’s movements, and this is too ridiculous...

— Sour soda: then the second one!

Article [-] of the Code of Love: Create a feeling of being pitiful and pitiful to make the other party feel pity and then retaliate against the other party.

Lying on the bed, Yu Xian laughed unconsciously and helplessly after seeing the second article. He raised his arms to cover his eyes and just wanted to be quiet, and continued chatting with Chen Su after a short rest.

— Distressed little fish: The second one is more ridiculous than the first one, where did you see this. [cover face.jpg]

—Sour soda water: In the popular ancient puppet and fairy tale drama recently, that’s how the female protagonist caught the male protagonist. Although the gender is different, I think the method should be applicable to both.

— Sour soda water: Let’s go to the third one. You must choose one of the first three. I can’t let my efforts go to waste. Try it and you won’t lose a piece of meat. [poor.jpg]

— Distressed Xiaoyu: I am afraid that I will die if I try. [put your hands together][put your hands together][sigh]

Article [-] of the Code of Love: Send a voice call to the ambiguous object late at night, call him brother and other intimate names, if you feel embarrassed, say another word, such as going out to play, if the other party cares, you will definitely ask, if you fail, explain that you sent it to the wrong person .

Remarks: Find a tool person in advance in case of emergency.

Yu Xian felt even more helpless after seeing it, one was more unrealistic than the other, and if he had to speak, he would definitely get stuck and not know what to say.

— Distressed Xiaoyu: Where did you see this third trick...?

—Sour soda water: It seems that I saw it in a novel. It was sweet, but in the end the male lead got jealous and rushed home to make the female lead laugh.

— Distressed little fish: Oh my god. . .

For a moment, Yu Xian really wanted Chen Su to read novels and TV dramas with these strange plots, but this description alone made him unimaginable and embarrassed.

He also couldn't imagine Chen Su watching these things at home every day.

- Sour Soda: Pick one quickly! ! [eyes.jpg]

- Distressed little fish: I can't choose any of these, it's so strange. [Hands together][Hands together][Tangled]

— Sour Soda: You wait for me to let Zhou Haoxu help you choose, don't worry I won't say what the specific content is.

While waiting for Chen Su, Yu Xian kept swiping the screen and didn't know what to do. When he thought that he had to do one of these three things, he felt very embarrassed, and he couldn't refuse even if he wanted to.

After a while, Chen Su sent a chat record.

The record is as follows:

— Sour Soda: Number 123 you choose one, hurry up.

——Jiangshui City's handle: Why do you let me choose and I will choose, what the hell is this.

— Sour soda water: Just choose one at random and don’t talk nonsense [Threat.jpg]

—Jiangshui City's leader: 222, then 2.

The moment Yu Xian saw the chat record, he wished to turn back time. Second, he looked at the most awkward one.

Click to open the input box and quickly type and send it.

— Distressed little fish: Can I choose none of them...

— Sour Soda: No way! !How can I catch up with the object without actual action? I am really angry.

— Distressed Xiaoyu: Okay, then I will choose 3 or not. After sending the voice, I will pretend to be dead and sleep, no matter how the other party responds.

— Sour soda water: Yes, come on and wait for your good news, don't disappoint my kindness. [Love launch.jpg]

After the chat with Chen Su was over, Yu Xian was actually a little sleepy, and he regretted why he chose the third one, since the first one was actually quite good.

It was about eleven o'clock in the evening and Yu Xian was actually a little drowsy. He hesitated and clicked on Jiang Jinnian's dialog box. Seeing that the person was still online, he was thinking about whether to make a quick decision and pretend to be dead and go to sleep. Wake up and talk.

...

After the real speed battle, Yu Xian was jumping in panic, looking at the screen that hadn't responded yet, he already regretted it, and just wanted to click on withdraw, but he clicked on delete instead.

"Ahhhh!"

Yu Xian lifted the quilt directly, sat up from the bed and ran to the bathroom, intending to wash his face to calm down.

Ye Juanli was still kneading melon seeds in the living room and was still staying up late chasing dramas. When she heard a strange sound coming from the room, she yelled directly at the door to stop shouting at night.

...

Yu Xian felt even more embarrassed when he heard Ye Juanli yelling such a sentence outside the door. He hurriedly wiped a handful of cold water on his face, then turned off the lights and hid under the warm blanket and turned on his phone again.

Fortunately, Jiang Jinnian has not responded yet.

I don't know what the other party is doing now, and I prayed silently for myself, thinking that it was really impossible, and said like Chen Yan that my account had been stolen.

I was so sleepy that my eyelids were heavy, but now I have no sleep at all.

About every ten seconds, Yu Xian checked his phone to see if the other party had replied.

As a result, while waiting, I almost clicked a quick emoticon and sent it out, and felt that my breathing stopped for a moment.

When I put it down again and turned on the screen, there is a line under the other party's note that the other party is typing...

Yu Xian turned off his phone regardless of 21.

No matter what the other party replied, he was afraid that he would not be able to fall asleep after reading it.

Bury your face in the quilt and force yourself to go to sleep quickly, and wait until tomorrow morning to talk about everything.

Although I was nervous when I yelled that sentence, sleepiness swept over me in the middle of the night.

He didn't know how he fell asleep that night.

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