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Chapter 9 The Password to Reboot

In fact, the physical structure of the Wuxing people and the earth people is very similar, it can be said that they are exactly the same.Men with witch stars naturally have the same strong lust as earth men.

On Earth, such desires are considered legitimate.How can a man be lecherous?A man who is not lecherous is definitely not allowed!

But in Wuxing, the concept is just the opposite.Women are the source of life, and blooming and pollination are the mission of flowers.People who are not romantic are in vain for girls!

But men's desires are dirty, indecent, and unmasculine.In order to restrict men's desires, as long as conditions permit, good people will give their sons a set of "Abstinence Books".This book has about a hundred pages, and each page is written with an abstinence motto similar to "When you are young, your blood is still uncertain, and you should guard against sex", and the men are required to recite it.

But to be honest, Chen Zhaomei is a man herself, and knowing that her lust has come up, it is useless to memorize the Bible, let alone ancient Chinese!How can this kind of book be able to suppress the blood of a young man?

In fact, the biggest role of "The Book of Abstinence" is not to use these famous aphorisms to influence the teenagers whose brains are on the sperm. The reason why "Book of Abstinence" is expensive is because the ink on it is mixed with a sufficient amount of "weeping willow juice".Weeping willow juice is a kind of herbal medicine specially produced by Wu Xing, which can make men unable to ♂ in a short period of time, but it will not harm the man's body.It is a must-have for men who travel at home.

Therefore, when a man can't stand it, he will open the "Book of Abstinence" and rub the words on it repeatedly with his hands until the drug works through the skin, and the man can temporarily enter a "weeping willow" state.At this time, if the man memorizes the ancient prose and sleeps, he will naturally achieve the goal of rebooting.

It was obvious that when Chen Zhaomei played his hands and feet wantonly the night before, Bai Gui had just used the "Book of Abstinence".Therefore, Bai Gui can face him with a frank attitude of "let the horse come over", and can also say boldly that she has no interest in Chen Zhaomei.

But for the first time, Bai Gui was not as generous. He used the power word technique with a straight face to make Chen Zhaomei back down.This kind of toughness is completely different from the second time.And this toughness is actually the biggest weakness, right?

So, Bai Gui is really prudish.

Chen Zhaomei shook his head.

He just said, how could his GAY go wrong?Bai Gui looks gay at first glance, he is interested in men.Chen Zhaomei is also attractive to him.This is not Chen Zhaomei's blind confidence.

Chen Zhaomei's self-confidence is not blind, he knows that although he is attractive to Bai Gui, it is only a very superficial kind of attraction.Bai Gui was raised in a deep boudoir, and has hardly had any contact with outsiders in the past 18 years, and her X education must also be quite lacking.But the young man is the kind who can suddenly ♂ while listening to music while sitting on the bus. At this time, a handsome guy suddenly appears to seduce him, even if he is not tempted, he has to move.

An exquisite daughter like Bai Gui would naturally not be tempted by a vulgar person like Chen Zhaomei, but it was physically difficult to resist her instinctive desire for beautiful young fresh meat.

When Chen Zhaomei was thinking about this, the corners of his mouth curled up in a proud arc, but this arc was quickly suppressed by a thought that flashed through his mind.

wrong.

No no no no.

Chen Zhaomei shook the phone, and asked Ji Linglong next to her: "These are the common sense of witch stars, the kind of common sense that basically 90% of people know, right?"

Ji Linglong nodded: "Yes."

Saying that, Ji Linglong looked at Boss Hei with a bit of reproach: "You too, why are you in such a hurry to send Amei here? Didn't you train him in basic knowledge first? What if something goes wrong?"

"What could be wrong? I don't understand why it takes so long for Amei to do such a simple task!" Boss Hei said disapprovingly, "Besides, Amei has come into contact with Wuxing people before, and it's not the first time she has come to Wuxing. Do you still need to read these boring messages when Xing is doing something? Isn’t this a waste of time!”

"What's the matter? This time I want to contact people! And it's a long-term contact!" Chen Zhaomei shook his head angrily.

"Why do you need to keep in touch for a long time?" Boss Hei's eyes widened in confusion, "We have paved the way for you, you are his personal attendant, you can get started when you rub his back and take a bath? "

Chen Zhao raised his eyebrows and said, "He's so chaste, so he can be easily used by others?"

"Chastity is for women. You are a man and a servant. He looks at you like a table and chair. How can he be on guard?" Ji Linglong said.

Chen Zhaomei shook his head and said, "Bai Gui is quite conservative. She only asked me to change clothes a few times, and let me take off my robe and go out. To be honest, I didn't even see his Shou Gongsha anywhere."

This is half true.

"You have served changing clothes, but you haven't seen his Shougongsha?" Ji Linglong thought for a while, and said, "It seems that his Shougongsha is not in a conspicuous place like his arm, it may be in a more private place."

"En." Chen Zhaomei nodded.Ji Linglong guessed right.Baigui's Shougongsha is indeed in a relatively private place.It was the night before, when Bai Gui asked Chen Zhaomei to let go of her hands and feet to "seduce" herself, and Chen Zhaomei was able to catch a glimpse: that bit of cinnabar was on Bai Gui's lower abdomen.

Boss Hei scratched his hair, and said with an irritated face, "Ah, why is your progress so slow for such a simple task? Why don't you start while he is asleep?"

Chen Zhaomei said: "That can't be done, he sleeps very lightly, and he wakes up when I approach him."

Ji Linglong rolled her eyes: "Then give him some sleeping pills?"

Chen Zhaomei felt a little strange in his heart: "Speaking of which, this Bai Gui is just an ordinary son raised in a deep boudoir, and he has never offended anyone. Who is going to harm him like this?"

Before coming to Wuxing, most of Chen Zhaomei's mission contacts were Wuxing women, and she only knew a little about the situation of Wuxing men, and only heard about it.Hearing about the task of erasing the male Shougong Sha, I just thought it was absurd and boring, so I didn't think much about it.However, when he really went to the Men's College to live for a while, he realized how insidious the act of wiping Shou Gongsha was.

Faced with Chen Zhaomei's question, Boss Hei didn't take it seriously: "Whoever he is? We are only responsible for collecting money and doing things!"

Ji Linglong observed Chen Zhaomei's expression and asked, "What? Are you still in love with Bai Gui? Can't bear to hurt him?"

Chen Zhaomei smiled and said, "No, I just find it very strange."

"Put away your useless curiosity." Boss Hei said gruffly, "Get things done quickly. The sooner you finish the task, the sooner you can go back and spend vacation with your family."

Chen Zhaomei rubbed the center of his brows, and nodded for a while.

Chen Zhaomei returned to the Men's College with a full heart.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped into the gate of the college, he was stopped by the discipline committee member.The discipline committee member said with a serious face: "Come to the dean's office!"

Hearing this, Chen Zhaomei knew that something was wrong.

However, he had to bite the bullet and follow along.

When he entered the office, he saw the dean sitting behind the big desk, Jin Ping and his servants stood on one side, and Bai Gui stood on the other side.Chen Zhaomei raised his eyebrows and said, "What's the matter?"

The dean coughed, and said to Jin Ping's male servant, "Speak."

Jin Ping's male servant stood up and said with a straight face: "Report to the dean, when I was out shopping today, I saw Chen Zhaomei sneaking into Longmafang alone. However, I dare not go to such a place." He went in, so he didn’t follow in. It’s just that he entered Longmafang wearing short sleeves anyway, that’s a certainty. I waited around for almost an hour before I saw him come out…”

After he finished speaking, Jin Ping nodded and said: "Ah, this is really surprising! Dean, if you let others know that the male servants of the Men's College wear short sleeves to go to such a place, what will they say if they find out? ?”

The dean pondered for a while, and said to Chen Zhaomei: "Did you really go to Longmafang?"

Chen Zhaomei replied: "No."

He lied without feeling guilty.

He was sure that the manservant of the gold vase did not have luxuries such as mobile phones and cameras, so his words were empty.Jin Ping's manservant did not have these things, but he was also stunned to see Chen Zhaomei lying so confidently.

The servant said anxiously: "He did go, but now he doesn't admit it!"

Chen Zhaomei said, "I really didn't go. Of course I don't admit it."

The dean looked between Chen Zhaomei and the servant.To be honest, it was totally against the rules for Chen Zhaomei to come to Nande College to work as a servant.His graduation certificate from the Servant Academy was forged, and the dean could actually see it.However, the dean accepted Ji Linglong's bribe, so the dean still prefers to protect Chen Zhaomei.

Therefore, the dean of the Institute of Men's Morality only said: "If there is no evidence, you really can't convict Amei indiscriminately. However, Amei did wear short sleeves, which cannot be denied. I want to criticize you on this point."——This It seems to be criticizing Chen Zhaomei, but it is actually kind.

Chen Zhao's eyebrows were clear, and he immediately pretended to be educated: "Yes, I will deeply reflect on myself."

Seeing that the dean is about to let Chen Zhaomei go, how can Jin Ping bear it?

Jin Ping's eyes widened viciously, and he glanced at the servant.The servant understood, took a step forward, and said loudly, "I will swear to the witch god, what I say is true!"

Hearing the words "swear to the witch god", the dean was shocked: "This kind of thing can't be joked."

"Of course it's not a joke." The servant raised his left hand and said seriously.

Chen Zhaomei, who had already read Wu Xing's general knowledge on Ji Linglong's mobile phone, also knew that this vow was very important.Witch stars have supernatural powers. Most of them are people of faith, so they attach great importance to oaths, but they don't swear to eat lettuce like people on earth.

Chen Zhaomei said with a relaxed expression: "Okay, then I swear it too!"

As he spoke, Chen Zhaomei raised his left hand like a servant.

His calm posture startled both master and servant of Jin Ping.Jin Ping gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "You are really shameless. It's fine to lie to the dean, but dare to lie to the witch god? Well, then you swear, I will stand here and watch how Lei kills you!"

The dean didn't want a thunderbolt to kill anyone.It's not good for him to be the dean if it gets out.

So he stood up and said, "Enough! Nonsense! Don't you know that swearing is a sacred thing? How long have you two lowly servants been taking lessons in manhood with your noble master? You haven't Learn male virtue? Tell me, what is 'male speech'?"

Chen Zhaomei hurriedly replied: "Speak out with a choice of words, don't speak harsh words, speak later, never tire of others, that's what men say."

"Well," the dean nodded, and then asked the male servant, "Then tell me, what does this sentence mean?"

The manservant replied in a low voice: "You have to be selective about what you want to say, and don't speak bad and vulgar language. Choose the right time to speak so as not to arouse the resentment of others. These are the things that men should pay attention to when they speak."

The dean nodded: "It seems that you know it too. You are arguing loudly for groundless things here, and even alarming the witch gods because of trivial things. Is this what you should do?"

Neither the servant nor Chen Zhaomei spoke.

The dean pretended to be angry and said: "You go back and copy "Men's Virtue" fifty times each! Reflect on yourself!"

This matter ended with both sides playing fifty big boards each.

From the beginning to the end, Bai Gui didn't say a word.He neither blamed Chen Zhaomei nor defended him, as if all of this had nothing to do with him.

After the dean's lecture, Bai Gui resigned and took Chen Zhaomei out of the dean's office.

Until she returned to the dormitory, Bai Gui didn't speak, let alone asked Chen Zhaomei if she had been to Longmafang.On the contrary, Chen Zhaomei couldn't help herself, and leaned close to Bai Gui, asking him, "Do you think I went to Longmafang?"

Bai Gui glanced at him, but didn't answer.

Chen Zhaomei held her chin, smiled and said, "I'm going."

Bai Gui ignored him.

However, the more indifferent and serious Bai Gui was, the more Chen Zhaomei wanted to tease him.Chen Zhaomei simply sat next to Bai Gui, without any regard for the difference between master and servant, raised her legs and said with a smile, "Guess what I did?"

Bai Gui said softly, "I don't guess."

"Why not?" Chen Zhaomei asked.

Bai Gui glanced lightly across his face: "I will listen to what you want to say. If you don't want to say it, then that's all."

Chen Zhaomei laughed out loud, and said, "You chose not to listen, so don't regret it."

Bai Gui held the porcelain white teacup indifferently and ignored it.

——See how long you can be prudish?

Chen Zhaomei stood up while thinking, and went to Bai Gui's bedroom.

He took down the Abstinence Book from the bedside table and replaced it with an identical one.From the cover to the content, it looks the same as Bai Gui's original "Book of Abstinence".The only difference is that this is a cheap imitation that Chen Zhaomei bought from Longmafang.

This imitation only imitates the form, not the spirit.

This "Book of Abstinence" only contains those empty words about rebooting, but not the weeping willow juice that is worth a lot of money.