1novels Chapter 7 Salutation
Chapter 7 Salutation
In order to make Xi Yazhu fall in love with him as soon as possible, An Junchen ordered Prime Minister Xu to be summoned into the palace. The two had a private conversation for a day, and An Junchen finally got a shocking good thing!
Guide to Chasing a Wife!
This is a family heirloom treasured by Prime Minister Xu for many years. It is a secret not to be handed down. It is only used to teach future generations. Tears, with trembling hands, I offered the Guide to Chasing a Wife with both hands, and told His Majesty the Emperor with snot and tears that if he failed in chasing his wife, he must give this guide a complete corpse...
Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor was overjoyed and waved his hand, reward!
... I admired Prime Minister Xu's three beauties, and watched the live-action guide to chasing a wife by euphemistically.
So, after Prime Minister Xu was stern, weeping bitterly and wailing again and again, and begged his wife to forgive him for being punished by his wife kneeling on the washboard, An Junchen finally grasped the essence of chasing his wife and began to prepare for action.
At that time, it was almost autumn, An Junchen returned from his studies, counting the time, he hadn't met Xi Yazhu for a while.Now that she has achieved great success in her studies, she hurried to Zhuxuan Hall with confident steps without stopping, leaned in front of the person who was painting at the desk, breathed out the fragrance of cloves, and softly called: "Ya'er..."
With a flick of her fingers, the ink stained the scroll, trying to calm down, Xi Yazhu took a deep breath, and continued to draw with the brush, but saw her palms were hot, and her big palm came up, and the chilly beauty still entered her ears: "Ya'er, you are here!" How about painting, I would like to paint together with you."
Trembling all over, pimples rising.After taking a few deep breaths, Xi Yazhu lightly put down the pen barrel in her hand and stared into An Junchen's eyes. As a result, she was taken aback when she saw it!
Longan, uh no, the emperor's eyes are broken!Look, blinking hard, the eyeballs are still turning around, what is the word called, twitching!
So, startled, Xi Yazhu yelled: "Little Changzi, call the doctor quickly, the emperor's eyes are broken."
"..."
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After resolving the misunderstanding, the two of them lifted their robes and sat quietly. An Junchen put away the winking eyes, and there was a flattering smile of a profiteer on the corner of his mouth, with malicious intentions written all over his face, making Xi Yazhu feel goosebumps all over his body. A pimple arose, and the fist clenched in his sleeve was clenched and loosened again and again. If he hadn't considered the identity of the person in front of him, he really wanted to hit that weird smiling face.
An Junchen didn't realize that his superficial skills were so disgusting. Seeing Xi Yazhu lowered his head, he thought he was shy, and immediately beamed with joy, which made the already weird smiling face even more chilly.
Tentatively reaching out his hand, grasping Xi Yazhu's slender wrist, An Junchen smiled and said, "Ya'er, how is your body today. I haven't seen you for a few days, but have you ever missed me?" According to the guidebook for chasing a wife, There must be concerned greetings, sweet words and soft voices!These words are as tender as they are said, and as sweet as they are pleasant to the ear. When ordinary people hear them, their hearts are already drunk, but unfortunately, in Xi Yazhu's ears, it is a Words - Sickness!
Can you imagine that on weekdays, a person who does not yell with a rough voice and is not uncomfortable, suddenly speaks in a soft and smooth tone, and speaks the sweet and sweet words, just like a burly man who suddenly puts on makeup and becomes a female role, When they sang a play, it was a weird, neither fish nor fowl!
Tolerate!
Gritting her white teeth, Xi Yazhu lowered her face even more, and replied respectfully: "That's fine, so I won't say any more."
An Junchen was overjoyed, and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and asked a few more questions, chirping, chirping, and kept spitting his honey-filled saliva towards his face that was getting lower and lower.
Tolerate!bear it!
The clinker, An Junchen, hadn't noticed it yet, and still holding an ugly smiling face, he kept calling "Ya'er, Ya'er" in a low voice, which sounded so sweet... No wonder!
It's just ugly!Creepy!
Tolerate!bear it!Bear with it!
...that's weird!
Tolerable or unbearable!
He slapped the table with a bang, started up, aimed at the target, and punched hard——
"Oh—my dragon face!"
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The so-called blessing in disguise probably refers to the current situation.
Because he accidentally hit An Junchen by accident, Xi Yazhu hurriedly lowered his posture and apologized to An Junchen, saying that he had made an unintentional mistake, but he really didn't like what he said, and hoped that An Junchen would not give it up Care about.He is willing to give him medicine.
Originally his emperor's face was lost, An Junchen was furious, but when he heard Xi Yazhu's last sentence of applying the medicine, he was overjoyed and cast a sideways glance, telling the servants in the palace not to spread the news of his beating, He sat down with a smile on his face and enjoyed Xi Yazhu's medicine.
The soft fingertips were covered with cold ointment, rubbing it on his dark and swollen eyelids, it was indescribably comfortable, icy cold, and that soft hand, together with that soft hand, wiped away the heat in An Junchen's heart go.When approaching Xi Yazhu, An Junchen's blood would always surge up, his face would be flushed with fever, and now this medicine is just for him to dispel the fire.
However, he forgot that whenever he got close to Xi Yazhu, he would be on fire, so a simple application of medicine made him feel like he was in dire straits.Stimulate!
After Xi Yazhu took the medicine and stopped his hand, An Junchen blinked his face, not enough, his body was still hot, he really wanted the cool medicine to rub all over his body, so he was dissatisfied, and he shouted: "I want more! "
"What else do you want?" Xi Yazhu asked calmly as the hand wiping the ointment on the fingertips froze slightly.
"I still need to wipe!"
"Wipe what?" Xi Yazhu was even more confused.
Wipe whatever, whatever, whatever is the hottest place, so—
"Wipe the dragon roots!"
"..."
Silence, silence, dead silence, Xi Yazhu stood up lightly, bowed respectfully, and offered the ointment in his hands, and after An Junchen took it, he said calmly: "Your Majesty, please enjoy it, sinner Retire."
He stepped forward and was about to step out, but when he reached the door, he supported the doorpost, leaned on the pillar and looked at it with a smile: "The emperor remembers to clean up afterward, if the sons and grandsons of the dragon are left here, the guilty minister will not be good." when."
With a squeak, he called Xiao Changzi to close the door, and came out with a smile, leaving An Junchen blankly holding the plaster in his hand, in a daze.
He he he... He wants me to blaspheme myself!How can there be such a reason, I am the emperor, the emperor!
What is the purpose of the emperor, for being a human being!
Throwing away the medicine bottle in his hand, he rushed out in three steps at a time, resisting the person who was holding the petals to enjoy the scenery, and returned to the hall. After saying "close the door", he threw him on the bed: "I want You help me wipe, dragon, root!"
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After eating and wiping away, his articulate mouth remained fragrant, An Junchen lay on Xi Yazhu's body contentedly and rubbed it back and forth. As the two of them spent more time together, Xi Yazhu slowly let go of her heart to herself. At that time, under my own guidance, I became a lot more active.
An Junchen was so drunk that he didn't know what night it was, and when it was over, he wanted to rub against Xiangxiang's limp body, hugging him and rolling around.
"Ya'er..."
chills...
"Yaer Yaer..."
want to hit someone...
"Yaer Yaer Yaer..."
"Hit? Or not? Or..."
beat!
"Oh—my dragon face!"
This time, the dark circles under the eyes are symmetrical and balanced, and I can't do without smiling!
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Once again, Xi Yazhu resisted the chill in his heart, and gave An Junchen some medicine. During the time of taking the medicine, An Junchen learned his lesson, choked the sweet words in his heart, and dared not say another word.On the contrary, Xi Yazhu found it extremely strange, this person usually likes to chatter and chatter, why is he so quiet.
Thinking about it in his heart, he couldn't help murmuring, his voice was weak, but An Junchen's martial arts practitioners have such sharp ears, so he listened to them all.
With joy on his face, he called out another affectionate address: "Ya'er..."
a...
"Ya'er..."
two...
"Ya'er..."
Three or four...
ya er...
Boom!The last nerve finally snapped!Xi Yazhu stood up suddenly, and pulled An Junchen out directly. He stopped hitting, and it took his own strength to hit him, so he just let him round!Run!land!out!go!
The door slammed shut, picking up dust from An Junchen's nose.
Thus, the great young emperor of our celestial dynasty was "kicked out of his house" in public.
Can he squat in the corner and draw circles...
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Sniffing, staring fiercely at Prime Minister Xu who was trembling in front of him, behind the bead curtain, An Junchen complained, "Why doesn't Ya'er like me!"
Prime Minister Xu shuddered a few more times, don't guess what master is thinking, don't guess, as soon as you guess, your head will fall off...
How did he know why this Xi Yazhu didn't like the emperor!Do you want him to rush to fight with Xi Yazhu with a big knife, and take out the brain of Xi Yazhu to ask if he understands!
Such a roar in his heart, but he said on his mouth: "The old minister has the courage to ask the emperor what you have said to the master."
"What can I say! Didn't I just call him Ya'er!"
Ya'er? !That's the problem with the name Ya'er, Your Majesty!
"The old minister thinks, maybe the emperor should try another name?"
"Change the name? In other words, he doesn't like the name Ya'er?" An Junchen's eyes lit up, and he realized something!
"Yes..." Prime Minister Xu lowered his head, not daring to answer again!
Standing up suddenly, An Junchen rushed out with a heart like a mirror, patted Prime Minister Xu on the shoulder, and said heavily: "Aiqing, you've worked hard, come on, reward me!"
So, it was rewarded.So Prime Minister Xu, who returned home with the beautiful girl who was rewarded, knelt down on the washboard again...
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Knowing the problems caused by the title, An Junchen immediately stepped into the Bamboo Profound Hall with a pair of "beautiful" black circles without stopping.
Going back and forth surprised Xi Yazhu a little. Looking at the two dark circles on An Junchen's face, he suddenly laughed out loud. The melodious laughter made An Junchen's heart drunk.
Walking affectionately, looking at each other affectionately, calling softly——
"Bamboo..."
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"Oh, my dragon nose—"