1novels Chapter 9: Bankruptcy
Chapter 9: Bankruptcy
As the saying goes, destroying money to eliminate disasters, destroying wealth to eliminate disasters... just now someone stole the purse, this is a disaster, must be destroyed to eliminate disasters!
But where to get rid of the disaster has become a great problem that puzzles our young emperor.
According to the guide to chasing wives, as a man, you should be round and belly... Uh no, it's generous, generous, don't hesitate to spend money, spend what you want, and find a place to spend it if you don't want it, Let your sweetheart see the grandeur of your purse!
Therefore, today's money must be spent!
But where to spend it becomes a problem.You have to be careful about spending money. If you want to spend generously and show off your wealth, you can't spend it on small things like candied haws!
"I want to eat candied haws."
"Okay, I'll buy it for you!"
... Take back that sentence just now.
Doggy-legged Xi Yazhu ran to the stall selling candied haws. An Junchen lavishly put one hand on his hips, slanted his face, and pointed at the thing on the top with his other hand. He raised his nose and closed his eyes and called out : "I want that!"
"This, this, this..." The young man who sold candied haws followed his finger, and was immediately frightened, and waved his hands in a panic, "I don't sell this."
"How dare you not sell it!" An Junchen was furious. He wanted to imitate those domineering sons and yell at the young man by the collar, but when he saw Xi Yazhu's slightly dark face, he took it back angrily. He rolled up his sleeves and said with a flattering smile, "If you don't sell it, you won't sell it, Yazhu, let's go."
Pulling Xi Yazhu's hand, Fang wanted to leave, but was thrown away by him.Xi Yazhu looked with contempt: "If you want someone else's sign, who will sell it to you. Give me two bunches of candied haws."
"..." An Junchen was in a mess, looking at the wooden signboard hanging on the stall, did he really point to someone's signboard just now? !I don't believe it!
So, under this clear and sunny day, anyone passing by can see a man dressed in luxury, with his face sideways and his hips crossed, repeatedly pointing at the signboard - putting it down - looking over - crying out - pointing at the signboard —Put it down—look over—cry out...the action.
After carefully selecting two bunches of candied haws that looked the most evenly coated and the fullest in color, Xi Yazhu pulled An Junchen, who was still madly studying why this signboard was so obtrusive, raised his chin slightly and said, "Pay the bill."
"Oh," sniffing pitifully, An Junchen felt that he was ashamed, so he took out the money bag from his arms, and was about to take out a few copper coins, but after a second thought, as a generous man , How can you get it with only a few copper plates, be generous!
Drink, as soon as he put down the silver ingot in his hand, An Junchen narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Hey, take it. No need..."
Keep the change, please? !
Facing the young man's bright and blind eyes, "...you're welcome, give me your change!"
"..."
The young man greedily touched the beautiful silver ingot, and mumbled, "Master, I can't find this money."
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While eating a bunch of candied haws that he had no choice but to buy with copper coins, An Junchen's face turned black!I wanted to be magnanimous and said that I don't need to look for it, but I thought that the silver taels were worth a lot. If I really didn't need to look for it, it would be a big loss, so I had to take out the copper plate that he couldn't see, paid the money, and hurriedly Pulling Xi Yazhu away, the young man was left behind beckoning bitterly.
It's not comfortable to spend a lot of money!If you can't show that you are rich, you are not happy!
I!want!flower!big!money!remove!disaster!
The best place to spend a lot of money is the brothel casino!According to the guide for chasing wives, if you want to win the heart of your sweetheart, the brothel is a place you must never set foot in, so An Junchen took Xi Yazhu, who was still nibbling on candied haws, to the door of the brothel, facing the Yingying who surrounded him. Yingyanyan pushed it away, grabbed Xi Yazhu's hand, and expressed her determination: "Yazhu, I only have you in my heart! I will never come here!"
Amidst the noise, Xi Yazhu, who was all on the candied haws, didn't hear An Junchen's oath. After standing still, he glanced at this brothel, which was said to be the largest brothel in the whole capital, and said calmly: "I heard that there is a kind of brothel here. Waiting for sleeping incense, it is extremely effective in helping people sleep, I want to buy some."
"No problem, let's go! Let's go in!"
... Whoever said that he would never go in just now, whoever it is, stand up for me!
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When he walked out of the brothel, An Junchen was still uncomfortable. Although he had spent money, the money was not enough to satisfy his appetite. There was no other reason. It was because of the smell of the old man, too!expensive!up!It's so expensive that he can't bear it, fuck it!sleeve!son!cut!price!up!After the chop, the old bustard turned pale with fright, and hacked with him for three full rounds, the two of them blushing with anxiety, and finally sold it to An Junchen at a "high price" of ten taels.
A mere ten taels, how to show the generosity of his emperor, if he wanted to spend it, he would have to spend thousands of taels!
Looking at the people around him with contempt, Xi Yazhu remained silent, he had already seen that An Junchen's intention was to spend a lot of money.As a result, when it was time to spend a lot of money, I felt that the price was not suitable, so I bargained the price, and I really didn't know how to say good things to him.
But since An Junchen is happy, let him go.As a result, under Xi Yazhu's laissez-faire, An Junchen became more and more aggressive.
No, I took Xi Yazhu to the jewelry store, and in the euphemistic name, let him choose and buy as he pleases, and pay the bill by himself.But it sounds good, and I think he is generous, but in fact, when Xi Yazhu saw a plain hairpin, he felt that the price was too low and not rich enough, so he refused to buy it!When Xi Yazhu saw a string of jade-colored beads, she felt that the color was too plain and not aggressive enough, so she refused to buy it!When Xi Yazhu saw a white pendant again, he felt that the style was too ordinary and not complicated enough, so he would not buy it!And again...and again...and again...
Xi Yazhu didn't buy it, and simply stood aside with her chest folded, staring at An Junchen, and let him choose rich, domineering and complicated high-priced items for herself!
A moment later, Xi Yazhu, who was dressed in green, was brought out by An Junchen. He was wearing a gold inlaid silver hairpin on his head, a large emerald chain in his hand, and a silver longevity lock on his waist.
Seeing Xi Yazhu's golden body with satisfaction, An Junchen touched his chin happily, and took Xi Yazhu, who was looking sleepy, to the clothing store, picked out a golden coat and put it on for him, um, this It's a good match!But it's just gold, monotonous, and then add some other things, um, this belt is good, um, this lining is good, wow, this gauze is good!
In this way, domineering and good-looking, low-key and brilliant!
Thus, on the street, a couple of men and couples holding hands appeared.One of them held his head high, beaming, and strode forward.The man behind had a gloomy face, a sleepy look, and bowed his head without saying a word, which attracted everyone to watch...his clothes.
Wearing a silver crown on the head, wearing a red gold-trimmed dress with a green lining, a blue belt around the waist, and yellow boots, she is so beautiful that there is only one word that can describe it as noble, elegant, luxurious, and low-key, that is yes--
Flower Peacock...
An Junchen, your eyesight and sense of color are so bad, you have the nerve to show respect... Uh no, is it embarrassing to go out of the palace?
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Satisfied, he took Xi Yazhu's hand, pulled his hands away, looked left and right, no matter how he liked it, An Junchen was so happy that he gave him a few mouthfuls in the street, and when he wiped his saliva on his face, he smiled and said: " Yazhu, are you happy today?"
"Happy..." Shit!
"Is the money well spent?"
"Cheerful..." Big!
"Am I generous?"
"Dafang..." No wonder!
"That's great!" An Junchen was so happy that he almost jumped up.Holding Xi Yazhu's hand deeply, he called tenderly, "Yazhu, are you happy today?"
Too lazy to talk nonsense with him, Xi Yazhu nodded listlessly.
"That……"
"Then... can we go back to the palace?"
"Let's spend money to eliminate disasters! Spend! One! Enough!"
... I am really caught between the door, Fang will have hope for you.
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Where to spend money well, brothels and gambling houses are indispensable.If you can't go to the brothel, you can't refuse the gambling house.
"Let's go, let's go to the casino to spend money!"
So, I went, so I went to the biggest, most luxurious and high-end gambling house, so I made money...
"Come, come, buy big and small, buy and leave!"
The smoky gambling house was filled with the yelling of clerks, the shouts of gamblers, and the crisp sound of dice rolling and buzzing into the ear sockets, making one's head dizzy.
Before An Junchen conquered the world, when he was in a good mood, he would gamble twice. He felt that it was fun to mingle with these people and spend money happily, but it was a pity that after entering the palace, this folk gambling house was isolated. It's time to play, in the silent palace, there are very few lively voices, it's too lonely.
It was a rare time, An Junchen was completely intoxicated, completely forgot about Xi Yazhu who was holding him all the time, and as soon as he let go of his hand, he joined the fighting in the gambling game.
Xi Yazhu moved lightly, stood aside and quietly watched the unusual side of the emperor, no longer the solemn face when he was in court, no longer the playful smile when facing himself, and there was a bit of indescribable rustic air.
An Junchen's luck was not very good, he played a few games, and he really lost all his money.He took out the money with a heartless smile, looked back, and was looking at Xi Yazhu with deep meaning, smiled and pulled his hand over, introduced him some ways of playing the game, and then gave him the money, Let him play a few too.
When he was in the fiefdom, Xi Yazhu also stepped into the gambling house several times, but he didn't like the atmosphere inside, so he seldom went to play, but he still understood the basic gambling methods.Without waiting for An Junchen to explain clearly, he took out a small ingot of broken silver from An Junchen's purse, squeezed it in his hand for a while, and then placed it in the "big" position when the dealer rolled the dice .
Once you open the cup, drink, six five four o'clock, big!
made a fortune.
Press again, little one.
Open the cup, one, three, four o'clock, small!
Press again, press again, press again, press again...
Unexpectedly, he has repeatedly hit and won, and has never lost!
Not only An Junchen was stunned on the spot, but even all the gamblers were stunned. At the beginning of the next round, everyone had learned their skills. Wherever Xi Yazhu pressed, they followed suit. In the end, the banker burst into tears.
The money was not spent, but it was earned!
When he came out with a large bag of silver, An Junchen's face was always unhappy. The so-called spending money to eliminate disasters, spending money to eliminate disasters, I don't know if the disaster has not disappeared, but all the money spent today has been earned back. How can he not worry.
Therefore, when the two of them walked to a corner, the banker rushed over with someone and threatened him to hand over the money, but he actually gave all the money!All!pay!up!out!go!Not at all!
Clapping his hands, he smiled and narrowed his eyes at the people in the gambling shop who were astonished and carried the money back with satisfaction. An Junchen hugged Xi Yazhu and shouted long live, laughing and saying that he had finally spent the money. happy!
Xi Yazhu remained silent, he solved the problem in the simplest and most brutal way——
Back in the casino, he punched the gambling table just now, and said coldly, "I'm here to smash the game."
"..."
Therefore, in order to respond to Xi Yazhu's call for smashing the field, to maintain the dignity of men, to regain the money that was wiped out, and to please his sweetheart, our great emperor had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and gear up——
Keep betting your money back...
"Ya Zhu, I was wrong."
"Continue to gamble."
"Ya Zhu, I lost everything."
"Take off your clothes and continue to gamble."
"Ya Zhu, I also lost my clothes."
"Take off your pants and continue to gamble."
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Bet, bet, bet, why not bet, one word, don't bet!Two words, I want to smash the field!
Ping ping pong, ding ding dong, humming, bang bang bang, quack quack...
After a while of uproar, the young emperor who took back his robbed property by violent means put his hands on his hips and smiled at Tianlang: "Hahaha, I won! I've decided, from now on!" Angrily pointing at the gambling shop where he had beaten his nose and face bruised The crowd, angry and fierce--
"Don't waste money anymore, woo woo..." She threw herself into Xi Yazhu's arms, tears streaming down her face.
In the next few days, Emperor Huan Ya of the Celestial Dynasty opened the treasury to relieve disasters and help the people, and build roads.
When the ministers asked why the emperor was so generous, Eunuch Cao smiled knowingly, "I want to please the future empress."
All the ministers were in an uproar.Since then, folks began to spread rumors about the lingering love history between the emperor and the future empress. Various stories and novels were circulated everywhere, and the stories of the two were spread for thousands of miles.