1novels Chapter 11: Sick
Chapter 11: Sick
When heading to the Junshu Hall where An Junchen was, the look on Xi Yazhu's face didn't know whether it was annoyed or amused.He was angry with himself, usually calm and composed, he didn't care about anything, he didn't even care about the emperor flattering him, but now that the emperor went to find a woman, he immediately felt that his breath was stuck in his heart, and he panicked .Thinking of the person who has been pestering him, running to hang out with a bunch of women, holding his hand, and touching other women, he feels inexplicably uncomfortable.
But when he was upset, he thought it was funny again, the emperor really had no brains, at that time he said angrily that he wanted the emperor to find a woman, and the emperor really went, without thinking about his feelings.He is very familiar with An Junchen's temperament, and knows that An Junchen is definitely not the kind of person who finds women casually, so this time he recruited women, either because he was angry with himself, or because... his forehead was pinched, it seems, The latter is more likely.
He rushed to the Junshu Hall in a hurry, but before he entered the hall, he heard a man's scream coming from inside, startling all the birds outside the hall.Thinking that something happened to An Junchen, Xi Yazhu immediately quickened his pace and rushed in with the guards. What caught his eyes was a dozen or so scantily clad women. with.
There was an inexplicable fire in his heart, and a scene suddenly appeared in his mind: An Junchen laughed loudly amidst the gentle voices of the women, hugging left and right, with many women hanging on his body, every piece of his exposed skin All have snow-white chests rubbing against each other.
Furious!An Junchen actually went to touch those women, even to touch people other than himself!
"An Junchen!" Xi Yazhu was very angry, and regardless of the fact that everyone present was frightened by his sudden loud voice, he walked aggressively into the hall. Suddenly, a golden light flashed in front of him, and a person rushed over .
"Yazhu, Yazhu, it's great that you're here!" An Junchen held Xi Yazhu's hand eagerly, and jumped anxiously, "Yazhu, Yazhu, call the imperial physician, I'm sick!"
Ho!Xi Yazhu was also frightened by the sudden news, her anger disappeared immediately, and she hurriedly called Eunuch Cao to call the imperial physician, but he shook An Junchen's hand and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you. "
"Zhenzhen... Ya Zhu, woo woo woo..." An Junchen couldn't utter a word for a long time, and kept jumping around while holding Xi Yazhu, looking like he was crying bitterly, but he was actually taking advantage of the opportunity.
Xi Yazhu also panicked, thinking that he had always been calm and composed, and he didn't know what to do when he received two shocking news one day.Thinking that An Junchen was suffering from some incurable disease, he panicked even more. He wanted to ask, but he was afraid of bringing up his sad things again, so he could only pat An Junchen on the back and softly comfort him: "Don't worry, Let’s wait until the imperial doctor arrives, everything will be fine.”
"Ya Zhu!" An Junchen poked out his wet eyes from his arms suddenly, "Ya Zhu, are you comforting me?"
"Um……"
"Great! Yazhu, you must be in love with me!"
"..."
Xi Yazhu shook off An Junchen's hand suddenly. He really had his head caught by the door, so he thought that An Junchen would be sad.
Without Xi Yazhu's comfort, An Junchen's mouth fell flat again.Don't look at him as a person who has lived for decades after his resurrection. In his previous life, he was busy with political affairs and rarely talked about love. In terms of love, he is like a child in many things.Now that it is rare to get comfort from Xi Yazhu, the child's heart is revealed again.
Xi Yazhu saw that An Junchen's clothes were fairly neat, and he was not as disheveled as those court ladies, so it must be because he hadn't slept with those women.Reassured in his heart, he pinched An Junchen's pouting mouth and comforted him like a mother: "Don't worry, you'll be fine."
"Really!" An Junchen's eyes lit up, he closed them suddenly, pouted and leaned towards Xi Yazhu's face, "That Yazhu kisses me, comfort me."
According to the guide to chasing a wife, act like a baby and kiss at critical moments!
However, the other party obviously didn't like this. Looking at the octopus-shaped mouth, Xi Yazhu's reaction was the same as usual, and he slapped that face away with his paw: "shameless."
"..."
Not long after, the imperial doctor arrived, and just saw their majestic and tall emperor holding the hand of the future queen, jumping around and acting like a baby, without feeling sick at all, the imperial doctor was dumbfounded and dumbstruck.It was Eunuch Cao, who had long been familiar with the strangeness, and tugged him to let him react.
Kneeling down and bowing his head as a big salute, the imperial doctor quickly stood up flat under An Junchen's call, and leaned in front of An Junchen who had already sat down, and felt his pulse.
Not long after, the imperial physician put down his hands and made a big salute: "Your Majesty, please forgive me, I really can't see what serious illness you have, Your Majesty."
"How is that possible!" An Junchen patted the back of the chair and stood up, "I'm obviously sick!"
...Why does this sound so subtle.
Everyone glanced at An Junchen's head tacitly, thinking about his intelligence in a certain aspect, they all nodded tacitly, um, he is indeed sick, and it's not serious.
"This... the old minister is panicked. The old minister has not detected any discomfort in the emperor's body. If there is something wrong, it is the lack of energy and blood. This..."
"Qi! Blood! No! Enough! What's more!" An Junchen said in surprise, and hurriedly helped the imperial doctor up, "Then how do I make up for it? Is it enough to eat chicken blood for meals? If not, then I will eat pigs." Blood!"
"Your majesty, it's not something that can be mended by eating blood," the imperial doctor replied respectfully, "You are...is..." He raised his eyes, glanced at Xi Yazhu, and lowered his head, "It's because you have too much sex , resulting in a serious loss of energy, so the lack of energy and blood." "What are you talking about!" An Junchen yelled loudly, "Too much sex caused the lack of energy and blood?! How is it possible? Why don't you explain it to me? Want to..." He stopped abruptly, looking at the darkened Xi Yazhu, he grumbled, according to the guidelines for chasing a wife, one should not show a cruel side in front of the sweetheart, so he lowered his tone and said calmly, " I want you to beat Yazhu's back."
"..."
Everyone remained silent, those who should be blackfaced continued to be blackfaced, and those who should bow their heads and cough to relieve embarrassment continued to bow their heads and cough.
The imperial doctor shivered, and continued: "The emperor doesn't know something, this intercourse has to be done carefully, and it will be harmful to the body, causing the loss of essence and blood. The reason for this, old minister..."
"I understand!" An Junchen clapped his palms and stomped his feet, "When my mother was still alive, she told me that the excretion of the things in the body would be of great benefit to the body. For example, when the wind and cold , if you sweat more, you will get better, and we have to defecate every day..."
"Cough." Xi Yazhu coughed with a dark face, preventing this person from getting more and more difficult to hear.
"All in all, it is very beneficial to expel the things in the body. Therefore, I will go to find Yazhu to expel semen! Now, you actually say that too much sex is harmful to the body. Could it be that you want me to do sex without arranging it?" Fine?! You are trying to suffocate me to death!"
... Your Majesty, can you really understand the language of my Great Heavenly Dynasty? !
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Therefore, in order to let the emperor, who was born in the countryside and didn't know the principles of health preservation, understand the dangers of having too much intercourse, the imperial doctor raised his head and taught the emperor all kinds of knowledge he knew. Yi, when it comes to the precautions when it comes to intercourse, everything has been said over and over again, a real sex!teach!Education!
...Xi Yazhu's face became darker and darker, and finally, after the imperial doctor swallowed a few sips of water and stopped chattering, Xi Yazhu finally said coldly: "That is to say, he did not have too much sex, which caused blood Other than that, there is no serious health problem?" He bit down the big words "too much intercourse" so hard that even An Junchen, who is as nervous as he is, knew that Xi Yazhu was not happy.
An Junchen wasn't so nervous that there was no cure for it. Relating to what Xi Yazhu had communicated with him earlier, he probably guessed that Xi Yazhu was annoyed at asking for too much. Watching him kiss a few times: "Yazhu, I'm really sick, and it's not serious."
"Where are you sick?" Xi Yazhu slapped the pouting mouth away and said coldly.
"Sick... the sickness..." An Junchen was at a loss for words, faltering and fumbling, looking around, unable to answer a word.
"Where is the disease? I see that you are very energetic, and you have recruited so many maids to serve you." Xi Yazhu pulled out her hand, looked at the palace maids standing together on the other side, and her face sank again.
An Junchen was acquainted, and immediately asked Eunuch Cao to summon those court ladies, and said aggrievedly: "Ya Zhu, didn't you call these court ladies to recruit me?"
"You..." Xi Yazhu suddenly became angry, really dumbfounded, "I recruited you when I asked you to recruit you? Why don't you think about why I asked you to recruit another woman? It's all because of you..."
"I know! You think my bed skills are not good enough, so you asked me to recruit women to practice bed skills! After I practice well, I can serve you comfortably! Wait! You!"
... An Junchen, is your brain crooked? !
Xi Yazhu let out a deep breath, and barely restrained the fist that wanted to hit An Junchen's face: "Didn't you say you were sick, what exactly is the sickness?"
"My illness is..." Glancing around, An Junchen tried his best to put on a solemn expression, and went down after drinking the guards around him whose shoulders had been trembling, leaving only the imperial physician and Eunuch Cao, Fang emptied mysteriously. Pointing to a place on his body, he said, "Here is the disease."
Following the belly of his fingers, everyone was unclear, Xi Yazhu asked again: "Abdominal pain?"
"No! Go down first!"
"stomachache?"
"Further down!"
"Thigh pain?"
"Go up!"
"...butt hurts?"
"...to the middle!"
"...What's the matter, don't tell me I'm leaving, you can talk to the imperial physician." Xi Yazhu was too lazy to play Tai Chi with An Junchen here, every time he said a word to the emperor, he felt that his life span would be shortened by one year.
"You, you... Yazhu, you don't care about me!" An Junchen hurriedly grabbed Xi Yazhu's hand, I..."
"You say you don't say it."
"I can't stand it anymore!"
"..."
There was a sudden silence on the field.Eunuch Cao took a few steps back subconsciously, his face was normal, but the muscles on his face were loosening strangely.The imperial physician buried his head on his chest, unable to see the expression on his face clearly, only his trembling shoulders were revealing his emotions.And Xi Yazhu glanced at An Junchen's crotch with ambiguous eyes, he couldn't get hard anymore, that's a good thing, lest he always come looking for him.
This kind of thing is related to a man's dignity. After An Junchen finished speaking, his face turned red. He pulled Xi Yazhu over, just took a few mouthfuls of punishment, and explained: "Just now those court ladies approached me. , I found that I can't get hard, Yazhu, what should I do, I'm sick!"
Said, he hugged Xi Yazhu again, hugged him fiercely and kissed him a few times, the sound of snoring was very loud in this silent hall, suppressing all the struggling sounds of Xi Yazhu.
Being kissed like this in public, the thin-skinned Xi Yazhu immediately blushed, and kept pushing An Junchen away, but the clinker was unmoved by the other party, and the more he kissed, the more addicted he was, and the hug became tighter and tighter. A certain part is getting stiffer...
Huh?Xi Yazhu felt the hard thing sticking to his abdomen in amazement. Didn't An Junchen say that it was broken, how could it still... Yes, he must have lied to himself.Good, good An Junchen, do you think that if you lie to me about this, I will forgive you for recruiting a bunch of court ladies?
Pushing An Junchen away suddenly, Xi Yazhu frowned and said angrily: "An Junchen, you did a good show, and you told me that you would not be hard, so what is this!" Jun Chen's crotch|lower.
An Junchen was stunned for a moment, looked at his energetic thing, and said in an uproar: "This, this, this... When I touched those women just now, they were obviously not hard, so why did I get better again!"
Touch those women? !Xi Yazhu filtered his surprise, and directly picked out the most sensitive information for him. He actually touched those women, so he just... Thinking of the lips kissed by him, Xi Yazhu immediately wiped his own lips hard , I don't know how many women he kissed just now!
It's hard, it's extremely hard in my heart!
Xi Yazhu looked at the jumping An Junchen sadly, and angrily slapped him away with his paw, and left without saying much, leaving An Junchen behind him anxiously chasing and calling, without looking back.
"An Junchen, you are doing well!"