Queen, I am dressing for you

Chapter 29: Touching the Bird

In the next few days, troubles would inevitably arise, and An Junchen and his party traveled overnight.On the other hand, An Junchen and the guard drove the horse alternately. Originally, the guard didn't want the emperor's daughter to be so tossed, and proposed to drive the horse alone, but Xi Yazhu said a word coldly, and the guard didn't dare to say more.

"Let An Junchen drive the horse."

An Junchen cried without tears, but the guards snickered secretly, secretly looking at His Majesty the Emperor who was sniffling.Everyone in the palace knew that the future empress was someone who was held in high esteem by the emperor and feared to the bone.

When the future empress speaks, the emperor dares not say a word.Immediately, he honestly took the whip from the guard's hand, swung it and started on his way.

Although this is rushing, An Junchen dare not let Xi Yazhu suffer any more. He buys enough food every day, and travels during the day. Sleep in the wild at night.It was inevitable that people would find out that assassins would appear again. Every time they arrived in a city, they would secretly change their carriages and go out of the city in disguise.Under An Junchen's thorough consideration, Xi Yazhu slept soundly and ate deliciously along the way, unconsciously—

"Oh, Yazhu, you've grown fleshy!"

The night before approaching the fiefdom of Andu, An Junchen rolled around on the bed with Xi Yazhu in his arms, groping around, and inadvertently touched a small circle of flesh, and exclaimed.

Patting An Junchen's hand away calmly, Xi Yazhu closed his eyes and replied shallowly: "You touched my buttocks."

"..." Glancing at his own hand, An Junchen pinched it to another place on Xi Yazhu, "Oh, Yazhu, you've grown flesh on your waist!"

Xi Yazhu turned over, pointed her buttocks at him, arched her hard, and with a bang, An Junchen fell off the bed: "You are touching my baby..."

An Junchen crawled onto the bed with his mouth squinted, his eyes lit up when he saw his baby's hand, as if the two of them had been together for many times, and he rarely touched Xi Yazhu's baby , this touch is really sensual.

"Yazhu, touch it for me." He asked for advice, but this hand reached out to Xi Yazhu's pants without any scruples, and pressed hard, oh, it feels so good and comfortable.

"An Junchen," squeezed An Junchen's hand away with one hand, Xi Yazhu turned around, "You are touching my buttocks."

"..." Letting go of his hand obediently, An Junchen smiled and seduced, "Yazhu, let me touch your baby, okay?"

"Touch your own." Naturally, Xi Yazhu would not be happy, he had always kept himself clean, not to mention being touched by An Junchen, he would only touch it when he was taking a bath.

But An Junchen thought to himself, he was always unhappy, he rubbed and arched, and squeezed him to the corner of the wall, bit him a few mouthfuls, and touched him restlessly with his hands.

Pants pants, here I come.Touch it, feel good, ready to touch, reach in, grab, knead, touch.Oh, it feels even better, smooth, soft, so comfortable...

"An Junchen, is it comfortable to touch my face?"

"Comfortable and comfortable." Hey, he withdrew his hand in shock, and An Junchen exclaimed, "Ya Zhu, why did your face get into your crotch?"

"..." Xi Yazhu pulled up the quilt silently, to isolate the noisy people, she had a wrong sense of direction, and she blamed him.

"Ya Zhu, touch your baby for me."

"If you don't give it, you don't give it. Touch your own."

"My baby is too big to touch."

Xi Yazhu lifted the quilt with a bang, and her voice sank: "You mean, mine is very small?"

"No, no, no..." An Junchen was frightened by Xi Yazhu, he waved his hands again and again, and when Xi Yazhu continued to turn over to sleep, he muttered in a low voice, "It's not very small, it's not so small."

……

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Boom!

"Oh! Ya Zhu, you kicked me out of bed again!"

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After failing to touch the bird, An Junchen became more frustrated and courageous. Seeing that they were getting closer to the fief, and the snow had been pouring heavily recently, they stopped rushing. Therefore, in the past few days, An Junchen had full time to study how to touch the bird.

This bird stroking is a technical job. Not only does it have to be touched, but it must also be touched accurately and comfortably. If it makes people uncomfortable or painful, then it is not good.

The best moment to pet a bird is to take a bath!

After eating enough for the night, An Junchen called the waiter to bring bath water early, took Xi Yazhu back to the room, hugged him and nibbled a few mouthfuls of saliva, and was about to undress him.

"What are you doing?" Xi Yazhu stopped An Junchen's restless hands.

"I'll help you undress and take a shower."

"No need," Xi Yazhu glanced at the hand that was placed near her crotch, squeezed it away with a paw, and threw it away, "I will come by myself. Whether you want to kiss or not, please go out."

"...Yazhu, we all took a bath together a few days ago!" An Junchen roared, but Xi Yazhu objected.

"You're ashamed to say it." Xi Yazhu's face turned crimson. A few days ago, this An Junchen either fell into the water, and the water splashed all over the floor, causing him to almost fall when he stood up, or he obediently entered the water He played around in the water, licked the moisture on his face, and fumbled here and there to take the opportunity to lure him to bed, and a few times, An Junchen would fall asleep directly in the water, which made him so angry that he didn't know what to do He didn't have much strength to move people out, so he asked the guards to help move him, and he was jealous, so he could only use various methods to wake up this man who was sleeping like a dead pig, so as to stop him from resting.

After several times of experience, Xi Yazhu never dared to take a bath with An Junchen again. Besides, last night, this guy wanted to touch his baby, but today he still wanted to touch himself. You have to be careful.

Xi Yazhu was not happy, according to the guide for chasing a wife, An Junchen acted like a baby, stuck to Xi Yazhu's body, rubbed his dark head in his arms, and muttered to Xi Yazhu to let him into the water.

If Xi Yazhu became serious, she would be hard-hearted, she turned An Junchen's head and faced him, "You really want to take a bath with me so much?" Seeing that An Junchen couldn't stop nodding, he smiled faintly, " Alright, you go dreaming first." Lifting the man's neck, slamming it, throwing it out, knocking on the door, blocking out the noise, everything was quiet from then on, only the low voice of crying outside could be heard.

Without An Junchen's noise, Xi Yazhu finally calmed down, took off her clothes and pants, stepped into the bath water, took a cloth towel, and wiped her body.

However, he has a plan to drive people away, and the emperor has a plan to sneak in.With lightness kung fu, he flipped over to the roof, flipped over again, and landed by the window, and then threw himself——

When I pocketed my head, I saw a white piece of clothing hitting me head-on.

No, there are hidden weapons, hide quickly!

So, he hid, and then, the emperor who was in mid-air and dodged again swished and landed vertically...

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Gear up and move on with the plan.

Fortunately, he was so excited just now that he used ingenuity when he landed, and turned over, otherwise he would really be thrown to death, and from then on, this will be recorded in the annals of the Celestial Dynasty: In the second year of the Celestial Dynasty, Emperor Huan Ya peeped at the future queen's bath, but failed. Fall downstairs, pawn.

...He is using his life to tell future generations that when chasing his wife, he should not peep and take a bath.

An Junchen jumped onto the roof again, this time, instead of rushing in through the window, he made a surprise attack from the roof.As a professional voyeur, you must have a healthy body.Go up to the roof, lift the bricks and tiles, and look down, wow, it's so beautiful.

In the dense water mist, Xi Yazhu's face was flushed red by the hot water. He sat upright in the bath water with his eyes closed, his porcelain white skin was covered with full particles of water droplets, shaking up and down with breathing, for this A perfect body adds a bit of tenderness.

Damn, drooling...

Then, the water dripped down and hit Xi Yazhu's bath water.

Look up, bump into, get angry, smash things.

"An Junchen!"

Pfft, a piece of cloth towel, with a tempting fragrance, slammed straight at the people on the roof. An Junchen, who wanted to avoid it, felt a palpitation when he smelled the fragrance, and he became a little drunk. After passing the cloth towel, I sniffed it a few more times, ah, it smells so good.

"That stinks."

"what?"

"Mother!" A boot hit his head, An Junchen hurriedly rolled on the spot, rolled again, rolled off the roof...

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Failed again, An Junchen did not give up, rolled up his sleeves, straightened his appearance, approached the door angrily, went upstairs, stepped to the door of the room, mustered up his courage, kicked hard, whoosh!There is a boot in front of you, hmph, thought I was still afraid of you, grabbed the boot, and walked into the door with a smile, hmph, now you can't escape... ah ah ah ah...

He slipped his foot and jumped forward, just as he was about to hit the bathtub, a figure cut across and stopped in front of him, just hugging his head that was about to fall into the bathtub.

"Old and unscrupulous." The voice of resentment came from the top of his head, An Junchen slightly raised his head, and saw himself in the arms of Xi Yazhu who was only wearing obscene clothes, and the position of his head happened to be in the Xi Yazhu's waist.

Touch the bird!Hurry up, close your eyes, take the opportunity, touch it, and hit it.Very comfortable bird, so soft and soft.

"Why are you playing with my fingers?"

"..." An Junchen raised his head silently, saw the light white jade hand in his hand, sniffed, pushed it in disgust, threw it away, and then——

Having lost his support, he slipped and fell to the ground...

Looking calmly at this man who showed his intelligence many times, Xi Yazhu turned around, dressed and put on his pants properly, but he couldn't move anymore, An Junchen threw his warm embrace and wrapped his hands: "Yazhu , let me touch it." The tone was soft, adding a bit of seductiveness, Xi Yazhu was wearing thin clothes, and he could feel the warm chest behind his back when he breathed.

Gently kissed, touched Xi Yazhu's earlobe, and gnawed carefully, inadvertently, Xi Yazhu was already in a rush of emotion, and her breathing was short. Seeing that the man kept sliding his fingers between his crotch, but didn't poke in, it was obvious that he liked her. She took great care of herself, after thinking for a while, Xi Yazhu still nodded, and replied with a red face: "Yes."

"Yazhu, that's great!" He happily licked Xi Yazhu's face, An Junchen hugged him and pecked him a few more times, then quickly opened his pants, reached in, and touched...

"Ah! It's so cold!"

boom!

Being pushed staggeringly, An Junchen's feet slipped again, and finally landed on the back of his head gloriously, and fell to the ground...

Many years later, when Prime Minister Xu welcomed back the guidebook for chasing a wife, he was surprised to see that it was covered with flying and phoenix characters, and added a sentence: When touching a bird, you must warm your hands, and you must pick a dry place that will not slip , can accomplish anything.Experience it personally, remember it.

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