Chapter 78
Chapter 78
Immediately, all the Jiujiu were no longer Xiaoxiaole cubes, and they all returned to their original shape, and all their eyes turned to Dazaijiu.Da Zaijiu was startled, he immediately looked left and right, and firmly pointed at Zunjiu with the tips of his wings.
"Zunjiu is the fattest!"
Hong Yanmo didn't even lift his eyelids.
"Zun Jiu is not fat, he has a bigger physique."
"Bai Lanjiu eats candy every day! He must be super fat!"
"Bai Lanjiu doesn't eat very much, even a little malnourished."
"That divine power..."
The hairy Jiujiu crushed the marble floor with his claws, sharpening his claws.
"Think clearly before speaking."
Osamu Dazai resolutely closed the microphone.
After counting around Jiujiu, Osamu Dazai was indeed the fattest.Hong Yanmo gave him a painful look, with a look of indignation, and opened the door of the roller for him.
"Come on, Da Zaijiu." Hong Yan Mo said with a ruthless face, "Go and run."
Before Osamu Dazai could react, all the Jiujiu had assembled, lifted him up, and quickly stuffed him into the roller.Every Jiujiu was in high spirits, and every Jiujiu was extremely happy. The atmosphere outside Yan Moting was like celebrating the new year ahead of schedule, and Bai Lanjiu's pure white fluff turned pink because of excitement.
"I knew there would be such a day!" He said excitedly, "My biggest dream in this life is not to become a god, but to send Da Zaijiu into it! It's best that he can run the roller for the rest of his life!"
"Today! I'm so happy! I..."
It was too late to say that, Shenwei Jiu kicked him in with his paw, but his own paw slipped, he turned his head the moment he fell, and saw Tong Mo smiling at him while holding the dish soap.
Jiujiu has been suffering for a long time, let him run the roller!
Yetu also smiled cruelly. Yan Moting's Jiujiu have several inherent skills, the first is to complain, and the second is of course...pull each other!Because no one wants to be unlucky and be ridiculed, so everyone should just sink together!
He used Yetu's excellent physical skills, and the moment he fell in, he grabbed the long tail hair of Mujiu.
"Ku Jiujiu... It wasn't me who harmed you, why did you drag me?"
Liudao Mukui was furious, he barely had a little physical skills, temporarily stabilized outside the roller, and maintained the twisted posture with difficulty to support.Osamu Dazai in the roller was about to crawl out with his tail, Kuijiu endured it, and turned his head, only to find that Tong Mo next to him took out the dish soap again.Amidst the rich fruity fragrance, the white oak-colored Jiujiu wears a Pilu hat, colorful glazed pupils, a kind smile, and the Buddha's light shines everywhere.
Then--
"Pfft", a pile of dishwashing liquid squeezed under Liudao Mu's claws.
Six Paths: "..."
I fork you!
He wanted to do it, and when he slipped and fell into the roller, the steel fork stuck tightly to Tong Mo's neck.Although he didn't know why the chubby Jiujiu had a neck, Tong Mo was still strangled, and dragged into the roller with a bewildered expression.
"If you kill Chiu, you will end up killing yourself..." he murmured, "Wai Chiu will end up killing me..."
He also resolutely tried to kill other Jiujiu, and Hong Yanmo watched all the Jiujiu enter the roller. The originally huge and spacious roller suddenly became a little crowded, and then the door of the roller closed with a "click".
Red Yama: "..."
This roller is actually a bit special, it is a forced weight loss roller, specially used for Jiujiu.Once the door is closed, you can't come out until you run a certain number of laps, and there is a time limit. If you can't complete the laps within the specified time, the rollers will...discharge.
"Don't try to open the door and run out, it will..." Before Hong Yanmo finished his reminder, Shenwei Jiu was shocked by the electric shock, and after the initial erection, Daimao gradually softened, and the whole Chirp was drooping on the ground. beside.
The Jiujiu were silent for a while, and then began to kick Tong Mochi with his claws.
"It's good for you, huh?!"
"Unexpectedly, Tong Mo, you are such a shameless chirp!"
"Hahaha, shall we run first? Grandpa doesn't know if he can withstand the electricity."
"..."
Makes sense!
But it should be Dazai Jiu run!He is the source of everything!
Osamu Dazai was forced to start running on the roller. He bumped up and down, rolled and crawled, and finally stopped and gasped for breath.
It only ran for three seconds!Don't be like running a marathon!
Speaking of...
Why on earth Jiujiu wants to run the roller!Why not fly!
"Because of flying, Dazaijiu can't fly." Hong Yanmo said truthfully, "Dazaijiu jumped from a high place at most and flapped his wings twice. If that is called flying, it would be too insulting to fly!"
After panting for a while, Osamu Dazai was forcibly picked up and continued to run on the roller. The flesh and fluff on his belly trembled, and Osamu Dazai ran extremely hard.As he was running, he suddenly heard Hong Yan Mo reminding him of the time.
"Jiu is about to discharge in 3 minutes, and it's still... [-] laps? There is no Chiu at all."
"..."
"!!!"
At this moment, all the Jiujiu sat up paralyzed in shock, trying to save themselves in order not to be shocked.
"Shenwei! You run the fastest! Hurry up and start chirping!"
"As long as you run away, we will be good friends forever!"
Shenwei originally planned to run away, but Tong Mo's mentality was forced by Tong Mo, and the angry other Jiujiu beat him up one after another, so that Shenwei could concentrate on running the roller.However, for the roller, the Jiujiu inside must move together, so all the grand occasions of Jiujiu running the roller while beating the mill.
Time is running out, Yetu estimated, and decisively began to speed up.
Dazai Osamu was the first to hit the street, and began to roll on the rollers at his own pace. He completely became an obstacle that he couldn't get up. Fortunately, he was still on the edge and was not particularly in the way, so Kamui frowned and continued to accelerate.
Bai Lan was the second to hit the street, and the plastic sister Hua was inseparable.The position where he fell was a bit too central, and Shenweijiu jumped quickly to avoid him, and then he had to jump every lap, and the difficulty increased, but he still had to continue to accelerate, because he couldn't finish running this way.
Next, Mujiu, Tongmojiu, Zunjiu, Sanmingjiu, and Yiwozuojiu rushed to the street one after another. Zunjiu was restricted by his body, but he paid attention to falling a little to the side.
But he is too big!
The running roller turned into an obstacle running roller, and Shenwei was tense, making big jumps and then small jumps, running forward desperately.The entire roller was spinning "swish", and the fluff of the Jiujiu spilled out of the roller through the gap. Because of the high speed, it was crushed flat, and they did not forget to cheer for Shenwei.
"Run...run, huh, huh, huh..."
"Jiu is relying on you, lululu..."
Kamui: "..."
Veins popped up on the top of his head, this group of guys, if they can lie down on the side, he won't be so troublesome!
Hong Yanmo seemed to vaguely hear the music of "Super Mario", and in conjunction with Kamui's bouncing movements, he almost threw a few mushrooms or turtles on it.
Shenwei tried his best to end this situation as soon as possible, trying to speed up, the rollers began to feel faintly hot.Hong Yanmo felt that something was wrong, thinking that this thing had been in the warehouse for many years, and it might have been neglected in maintenance, so he was ready to stop the roller immediately.However, he noticed it a little too late, the connection between the roller and the bracket began to "hiss" and smoke, and finally accompanied by a small spark, the entire roller flew high, and Shenwei Jiu was still playing Super Mario inside.
He stepped on Dazai Osamu's head with one paw, and stepped on that head, as if stepping on a mushroom.Goofy's roller fell heavily on the ground, probably because the quality was too good, it didn't disintegrate, but rolled crazily all the way down the slope!
"The discharge device is in the roller!" Hong Yanmo reminded loudly, and Kamui Jiu, who was about to stop, suddenly started to accelerate again. The furry roller rolled farther and farther, and he couldn't control the direction. Hong Yanmo chased after him. In the end still did not catch up.
A large, sparkling lake appeared ahead.
Red Yama: "..."
Tweeters: "..."
No no no don't chirp!
The roller flew high, and slowly...slowly...slammed into the lake.
silence.
after a few seconds.
Electric sparks flickered all over the lake, and some stunned fish floated up, along with a few Jiujiu.
Red Yama: "..."
Chirp couldn't bear to see the tragic scene.
Jiujiu's unlucky part was due to Hong Yanmo, he felt a little guilty, so he planned to make up for it.Da Zaijiu’s roller must be run and cannot be cancelled. After all, it’s the New Year’s day that you will definitely eat a lot of good food. When will you not lose weight at this time?
Hong Yanmo intends to make amends in other ways, he explained his guilt to the Jiujiu, and then——
"The Honghui will personally take you to the New Year's Eve Chirp!" Hong Yan Mo solemnly said, "Originally, I wanted to fly there by myself...I can't fly and run, but Hong is very guilty, and will wake you up that day, and then fly over."
"Fly over?" Osamu Dazai blinked, "Take a vehicle like a water train?"
When he went to the Witch Bazaar before, he saw something like an airship, which seemed to be driven by magic.
Hong Yanmo shook his head.
"No, there must be sincerity in the beginning of the new year. Some people will climb the mountain where the shrine is located. Jiu is a manifestation of sincerity. So Hong will not use other means of transportation, but will fly you there personally."
Osamu Dazai imagined Boss Red with a knife on his waist, waving his sleeves and leading the Jiujiu to fly. It was inexplicably cute and cute, but it was also weird.Probably guessing what he was thinking, Hong Yanmo shook his head again.
"No, Chirp, Red... will become Chirp!"
"!!!"
Hong Yanmo felt a little embarrassed when he said this.He curled his red hair around his bright emerald tail, his rouge red eyes narrowed, and he looked a little shy.
"Hong hasn't shown that form for a long time, because I want to be a capable boss, so I can't be rude to show my prototype when I'm working." He sighed, "Although the prototype is free, Hong still wants to appear more professional."
"Only this time, it's a special case! Send you there with a prototype!"
But... Can a little sparrow really drive their group of Chirp?Not to mention that there are Zunjiu who are extremely big, and Dazaijiu who are extremely heavy.
Are you planning to carry them in... small baskets?
All questions were answered on New Year's Day.
Osamu Dazai looked at the oversized chirp with three-color feathers in front of him, who stood majestically in the morning wind, with a tail twice as long as his body, thick and colorful, colorful, not as gorgeous as a sparrow, but like a little phoenix.Jiujiu's essential attributes are probably still revealed a little bit in Hong Yanmo, that is, chubby, even if the whole Jiujiu is super big, it is still chubby.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
As expected of Boss Red!
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The author has something to say:
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Boss Red's super big Chirp!Because it is a powerful good god!
I'm considering adding a new chapter tomorrow, I've been too busy lately.
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