Chapter 91 6 Mops
Chapter 91 6 Mops
Bai Lanjiu, right now, is in hell.
He is not incapable, especially in terms of intelligence and brainpower, so after the initial rampage, he quickly figured out the situation in this parallel world.
In the pale and empty room, Bai Lanjiu told everyone to back down, picked up a bag of marshmallows with trembling hands, and ate one to suppress her shock.However, in the end, he still couldn't suppress the surprise, and when he threw the marshmallow, he was so scared that he ate his hands.
Sin!What kind of evil did he do in this world!
Is it because the marshmallows don't taste good, or the floor is not clean, or is it unhappy to talk about cross talk with sister Jiujiu?Why do evildoers want to become Kami of the new world!Cammy, you're big!Kami has to pay for dinner at Yan Moting, okay? !
Judging from the situation he has so far, the self in this parallel world has successfully turned himself into a world-class BOSS, leading a group of notorious younger brothers, who are very inflated.The tenth generation of the Pengelie family, who had eaten at Yan Moting before, had grown up and became the main force against him. Although he was at a disadvantage now, it seemed that there was something behind him.
Prynne ate a whole bag of marshmallows without knowing it, and then felt a little pain in her teeth.There is no Boss Hong here to stop him from eating marshmallows. He actually ate so much in one go.
[Bai Lanjiu!Eat so much sugar, beware of tooth decay chirp! 】
At that time, Bai Lan, who was in the midst of blessings and didn't know how to be blessed, even chirped and laughed.
[Chirp haha!Sparrows have no teeth at all! 】
Then he got a hole in his little beak with worms.
No cavities, but mouth cavities.
Bai Lanjiu: "..."
The tooth hurt more and more, and Bai Lanjiu didn't know if it was phantom pain, so he decided to be on the safe side and call a doctor.
The current owner of Miru Fiore, the actual leader of the White Curse and the Black Curse, the man who almost ruled the world... Bailan in this world has many titles that sound awesome, which directly led to Bailan being called a doctor , The whole family shook up and down.Many people speculated whether there was something wrong with the leader's body. Mirufiore had made many enemies. Once the leader left, where would he go in the future?
Just as they kept guessing, Bai Lan closed his mouth, and the doctor shook his head sadly.
"It's hopeless, it's all decayed. Look at the depth, the nerve can't be saved, let's fill the tooth after the nerve is drilled out."
Bai Lan: "..."
Tears came out.
He obviously brushes his teeth in the morning and evening, takes regular dental care, and usually refrains from eating marshmallows. Why should he bear the pain of filling his teeth?Bai Lan from this parallel world, hurry up and get back to him, at least they will exchange after filling the tooth!
"Bai Lan is so poor! She actually broke her teeth!"
The girl with long blue hair threw herself on Bai Lan's lap, stuck out her tongue and smiled, and the man with long dark green hair behind her corrected her.
"Ling Lan, I want to call Master Bai Lan."
"Hmph!" Ling Lan puffed up her cheeks and turned her head, "I don't want it!"
At that moment of shaking her head, Bai Lan's sad eyes suddenly fluctuated.In his eyes, the smooth water-blue hair seemed to exude a special effect of sparkling, lightly brushing in front of him.A beam of light suddenly projected into the dark inner world, Bai Lan moved his lips slightly excitedly, his eyes swept around, and for the first time faced his subordinates in this world squarely.
Long hair mop, short hair mop...
Curly mop, straight hair mop...
Red mop, green mop, blue mop...
Oh, it is said that there is also a mummy mop and a ghost mop. With such a complete range of mops, Bai Lan's waist no longer hurts and his teeth don't hurt.When he heard that Lily Lan had finished arguing with his colleagues, he angrily turned his head and acted like a baby to him. In Bai Lan's eyes, this was a Lan Changzhi precious mop acting like a baby to him!
Of course, his bucket of water must be balanced, and he can't treat one more favorably than another.
"Okay, don't be angry, and don't quarrel." He raised his snow-blue eyes and smiled slightly, "You are all my wings."
【You are all my mops. 】
"They are all my indispensable six-hanging flowers."
[All six mops are indispensable to me. 】
Being said so tenderly, Ling Lan's face immediately turned red, and the other Liu Diaohua also felt warm in their hearts.Lord Bai Lan was moody before, and they also knew clearly that they were just a tool for Lord Bai Lan to become a god, because they were willing to sacrifice themselves because they were saved by Lord Bai Lan.But now that Lord Bai Lan showed such a human side, they were still deeply moved.
Ling Lan was happily humming all day long, and for the first time, Pomegranate did not mock her, but took care of her slightly curly red hair in front of the mirror.
He felt that Master Bai Lan's eyes were always on his hair, maybe because he thought his hairstyle was very handsome?Since Mr. Bai Lan likes it, he needs to take care of it more carefully!
...no you misunderstood, he just felt like a mop.
In order to avoid too much pain, Bai Lan decided to fill a tooth every few days.His current life is relatively busy. On the one hand, he has to undertake the basic work of Bai Lan in this parallel world, and on the other hand, he needs to obtain information without a trace, and gradually control the situation.He felt that going along the original Bai Lan's path would definitely lead to GG in the end, and he had no reason to confront Peng Lie. After all, the other party had eaten the fast food he served, and it could almost be said that he had raised him with his own hands.
Everyone in Pengo Li: "..."
No matter which Bailan, in terms of feeling good about himself, he is very weak.
Bai Lan had just had a tooth filled today, and her mouth was still full of the taste of potions and filling materials.Now that he can't eat marshmallows, he can only take other measures to reduce stress. For example, he found a high-pressure water gun in the technical department and was washing the floor.
Spana from the technical department looked at him silently. He had secretly contacted Peng Lie, and he also knew that Irie Masaichi had betrayed Bai Lan. My heart is full of uneasiness.
"Spana chirp...Mr." Bai Lan abruptly changed his words midway, so dangerous that he almost called the other party directly in the way of chirping, "Look at the floor I washed, is it clean?"
Spana heard the words and looked at the floor. Every piece of marble was shining brightly. It was hard to imagine that this Bai Lan actually had such skills.
He pursed his lips.
"Very clean."
"Hahaha!" Bai Lan smiled happily. Now this is the correct way to flatter him. Spana is really talented and can get a salary increase.The sparkling water was still sweeping across the floor, and Bai Lanxue's blue eyes were full of deep meaning.
"If only people could be as clean as this floor."
Clean as a floor → not clean now → implying that he is not clean → probably exposed.
Spana almost fell to his knees with a "plop".
Bai Lan's eyes were fixed on the pomegranate on the other side of the lawn. He was very vengeful. This guy once stained the floor with blood. Now he really wanted to use the high-pressure water gun in his hand to slap the pomegranate to let him know how hard it is to work.
Turning around, he saw Spana kneeling on the floor he had just cleaned.
The snow-blue eyes slowly widened, Bai Lan stared blankly at the other party, and Spana was trembling uncontrollably.
It's over, it's been discovered.
"Mr. Spana!" Bai Lan suddenly called Spana's name enthusiastically, "You trust my mopping ability so much that you actually kneel on it! You are fine! You are very fine! I am honored to inform you , you're going to get a raise!"
Spana: "???"
Excuse me, a weak technical staff can't figure out how much deep meaning there is in the above words!It seems that he escaped for the time being today, so he should pass the original words to Masaichi Irie for him to analyze!
Irie Masaichi: "..."
I thank you!Am I not a weak technician? !
Irie Masaichi is not in Mirufiore's Italian headquarters, but is setting up underground facilities in Japan, which gives him more opportunities to contact Vongola.After receiving the news from Spana, even though he wanted to scold his mother very much, he still pinched his nose and started to analyze it. The analysis made his stomach hurt, but he still didn't analyze anything.
Irie was looking desperate.
As expected of Bai Lan, what an incomprehensible man!
He had no choice but to convey these words to Pengelie through a secret channel, and Pengelie also expressed despair.
Bai Lan, what an incomprehensible man!
The incomprehensible man is still washing the floor under the sunny sun. This is another experience different from mopping. It is refreshing, clean, and even has a little summer flavor, reminiscent of the blue sea in summer.Bai Lan washed the floor for a long time, and his most loyal bellflower, the head of the six hanging flowers, stood quietly behind him for a long time, like a loyal deacon.
Bai Lan glanced at him in his busy schedule.
Ah, here comes the ponytail mop.
Knowing that the subordinates in this world are very loyal, Kikyo is calm and rational and can speak, so Bai Lan asked with a smile:
"Is it clean?"
Unexpectedly, Kikyo knelt down for him with a "plop".
"Subordinates are incompetent!"
Bai Lan: "...?"
You are incompetent ass, praise me for cleaning the floor!Once you're done, you can go!
Kikyo raised his eyes, the combination of purple eye shadow and green hair made Bailan a little depressed, and what he said made Bailan even more depressed.
"The subordinate is incompetent, and you actually asked you to 'clean' yourself." He emphasized the pronunciation of "cleaning". Obviously, this word is not a literal meaning, but a deeper level, referring to Mirufiore's worldwide Cleaning activities were carried out, but Bai Lan is now mopping the floor with his head full, and he still has no other thoughts when mopping the floor.
"Please rest assured that the subordinates will do their best to clean it up as soon as possible so that your hands will not be dirty."
He respectfully stretched out both hands to Bai Lan, which meant that he wanted to take over the high-pressure water pipe and work on his behalf.
Bai Lan: "..."
He endured and endured, so he didn't use the high-pressure water hose to blow the bellflower out.
Hear what this is saying?What he wanted was not the high-pressure water pipe in his hand at all, but his life!
Mirufiore soon spread new rumors.
Lord Kikyo angered Lord Bailan, and was knocked out and stood upside down and mopped the floor!
"It's my fault. I guessed Lord Bai Lan's true meaning for granted. How could I easily guess the true meaning of that godlike man."
Kikyo calmly said to her companion while washing her hair.
"Master Bailan is obviously not blaming us for cleaning too slowly, but because we didn't find the right target when cleaning. You know, high-pressure water guns are famous for their precision and power. I'm afraid Master Bailan also means the same thing. It's so cryptic and creepy!"
However, the next day, Kikyo saw Bai Lan washing the ground with the shower.
Kikyo: "..."
It's too difficult to guess at all.
He felt that today he was going to be used as a mop by the angry Lord Bai Lan again.
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The author has something to say:
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When I wrote this chapter, I laughed until I had two big heads.
This world was originally one of the parallel worlds that are completely destroyed, but now that Bai Lanjiu is here, it is doomed to be completely destroyed, and the follow-up Boss Hong will also come to be happy hahaha!
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